Guest Post by Stilton Jarlsberg
In an unintentionally hilarious interview with Rolling Stone ragazine (spelling intentional), Barack Obama asserted that the reason Democrats got pulverized in the recent election is because “Fox News (is playing) in every bar and restaurant in big chunks of the country.”
While demonstrably not true, Hope n’ Change doesn’t doubt that the insufferable dimwit-in-chief actually believes his fantasy because it protects him from taking personal responsibility for an historic electoral trouncing.
In Barry’s mind, overstuffed white people would sit silent and transfixed at the local Cracker Barrel restaurant, sucking syrup out of their pancakes rather than chewing noisily, all the better to hear the Right Reverend Sean Hannity accuse Hillary Clinton of being a Martian. Or perhaps he imagines eerily quiet Happy Hours during which patrons sat on bar stools in hypnotic trances while the gospel of hate was preached by Bret Baier, Britt Hume, and other bomb-throwing radical conservatives.
Barry did concede that the Democrat party had a problem with messenging and getting the word out to voters – but we have to disagree. We think their message came through loud and clear: that under Obama, what used to be a part-time job is now considered a career. That a stagnant economy which benefits only the rich and well-connected is the new norm. That laws are only for little people to obey.
We got the message that the Left considers ordinary Americans (also called “a basket of Deplorables”) to be racists, misogynists, xenophobes, homophobes, ignoramuses, gun nuts, religious fanatics, and potential terrorists.
We got the message that a boy who believes he’s a girl has more rights than all of the actual girls in a school shower. We got the message that inner city schools should never be improved, and that loans for uselessly self-indulgent college degrees need never be paid back.
We got the message that there is no gestational time limit on killing the unborn, up to and including the moment of birth. We got the message that illegal aliens have a “right” to jobs and benefits that legal citizens lack. And we got the message that as bad as things were under Obama, they were about to get a whole lot worse under Hillary.
And then we voted.
Which is why Barack Obama’s actual legacy may only turn out to be a few soon-forgotten interviews in yellowing issues of Rolling Stone.
just wait until the real birther info gets out. we’ll have to keel haul this phony.
I read somewhere that Sheriff Joe is going to release the truth his investigation uncovered before he leaves office.
If true, it will be interesting to see what it is.
But he’s old and may die first.
Delusional mental illness is normal for Obama, clueless as to what citizens are seeing and experiencing. It is never his fault that anything could go wrong with his policies. I hate to make a reference to the Nazi leader of Germany in WW2, he blamed the German defeat on the German people as Berlin was being bombarded by the Soviets. The bastard will never “man up” to anything!
That’s because he’s a pussy.
Maybe people have been spending a lot more time in bars because they’re drowning their sorrows for having voted for this dumb s**t.
When I was growing up delusional psychopaths were always dressed up as Napoleon. Today it’s no different, they cling to their narrative as if it were as real as a storm tossed night on Elba.
Rolling Stone–the same rag that just lost a $4million lawsuit from their false story of rape on the University of Virginia campus.
http://fortune.com/2016/11/04/rolling-stone-defamation/
I have never seen Fox as default news in any establishment I have visited. Mostly eating places not bars. I thought CNN had a monopoly on that.
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He looks very intelligent, I wonder if he identifies as white?
I think that he identifies as a festering boil…
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Why the fuck would ANYONE sit in a bar or restaurant playing ANY news channel on TV’s? Doesn’t that sort of defeat the purpose of going out to a bar or restaurant? ‘Muricans must be much dumber that I thought.
Especially titty bars!
I’ll bet millennials sit in titty bars and stare at their iCrap.
The correct slogan was indeed more like “Hopey Changey” with the emphasis on “Changey” because the amount of unchallenged E.O.s coming out of Obummer’s presidency was truly at the level of “Dear Leader”…..dictatorial edicts with any checks or balances.
Barry better hold onto that piece of tin Noble Peace (War) medal he received because when he dies of A.I.D.S. from his 2,000th butt lover… it will be the only thing left for him to show. The only thing that sucks, besides Barry, is I know Michelle will most likely be running in 2020…. ugh!