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travis
travis
January 6, 2017 2:28 pm

Institutionalized stupid.

travis
travis
  travis
January 6, 2017 5:18 pm

Is this the friday fail?

mobley
mobley
January 6, 2017 2:29 pm

Is this a request that they return to the majority?!?

Old Guy
Old Guy
January 6, 2017 2:32 pm

I tire of childlike men and women. My patience is exhausted. If you don’t like the concept of free market capitalism, the ideals of individual liberty and personal responsibility, then please……just leave.
Quit trying to drag the rest of us down to your weak and impotent level.

Stubb
Stubb
January 6, 2017 2:38 pm

Caption 1 – Vote for the Democrats
Caption 2 – Watch Nancy striptease
Caption 3 – Pass Democratic Party legislation so you find out what’s in it

Dutchman
Dutchman
  Stubb
January 6, 2017 3:27 pm

“Watch Nancy striptease” Standing up, her tits would hit the ground.

Dutchman
Dutchman
January 6, 2017 2:38 pm

Just looking at that couple make me sick. Actually, afraid. I’m going back to the closet.

EL Coyote's
EL Coyote's
  Dutchman
January 6, 2017 9:48 pm

Are you gay, Dutchman? Give me a minute, I will have a song for you.

kokoda the deplorable
kokoda the deplorable
January 6, 2017 2:46 pm

Democrats – Making America Negative Again

Tommy
Tommy
January 6, 2017 2:48 pm

….should I be standing here, I mean….I’m running for re-election – what if they put 2 and 2 together? Fuck it, it’s 5 anyway, right?

wdg
wdg
January 6, 2017 2:52 pm

I don’t know about my fellow Americans but Scumbag Schumer and Puky Pelosi are making me sick already. What a stupid stunt that makes both of them look like immature twits. I just hope that when Trump becomes President, these two dumbos are relegated to trash bins of news. The quote by the incredible H.L. Mencken seems highly appropriate; although he is referring to office of president of which Obama fits the bill perfectly, the offices of Congress apply also.

“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” — H. L. Mencken

Slapweasel
Slapweasel
January 6, 2017 3:20 pm

“Dems Demonstrate How They Got Trump –Again”

RHS Jr
RHS Jr
January 6, 2017 3:40 pm

From universal employer based health care insurance to ACA chaos but we can never get back what liberals have destroyed.

pauncho
pauncho
January 6, 2017 4:10 pm

No,No, No. I said that, for Valentine’s Day, we should show the public a couple of cupid
stunts. CUpid STunts!

Stucky
Stucky
January 6, 2017 4:15 pm

“Friends, if the Republicans get their way then Nancy won’t be able to get her addadicktome operation. Please vote Make Vaginas Great Again.”

Card802
Card802
January 6, 2017 4:21 pm

If you can get through all the taxpayer funded surgeries, pelosi is a complete waste of human flesh.

Dirtscratcher
Dirtscratcher
January 6, 2017 4:40 pm

“Make America Sick Again”.

A picture with Pelosi and Shumer. Yep, that’ll do it.

pauncho
pauncho
January 6, 2017 4:46 pm

What’s pink and is behind a Dick?

Rise Up
Rise Up
January 6, 2017 5:22 pm

I don’t have a caption but I heard that Pelosi said something to the effect “If Republicans break Obamacare, they own it.” Incredible retarded statement, even for a Democrat. Does she not understand that Obamacare is broken NOW?!

BOOSH!
BOOSH!
January 6, 2017 5:54 pm

My Friends, if we cancel Obama Care now it will mean the death of AIDS-riddled Trannys everywhere, like the one you see standing behind me now.

Gadfly
Gadfly
  BOOSH!
January 6, 2017 6:26 pm

This will somehow be considered a bad thing.

John Doe
John Doe
January 6, 2017 5:58 pm

“Don’t have nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, or diarrhea?” Introducing: Pepto Pilosi. A product that provides liberal doses of insanity, guaranteed to ensure all that ails. Made by Obamacare. The company that brought to you skyrocketing deductibles and health coverage for all your 3rd world illegal immigrant neighbors.

James
James
January 6, 2017 6:09 pm

Captions,1.The range is……
2.You can never have enough ammo.
3.Where’s Waldo?
4.Nuke em from orbit,just to be sure

Ollie
Ollie
January 6, 2017 6:16 pm

“But, once again, we’ve beaten the Republicans at their own game! Thanks to us, America is*already* sicker, AND POORER than ever!”

Boat Guy
Boat Guy
January 6, 2017 6:23 pm

White shoes after Labor Day !

Wow what a target for a drone struck Barry O !

Ollie
Ollie
January 6, 2017 6:25 pm

…As Nancy stood reflecting on her colleagues words, it suddenly struck her that John and his pals – especially Mr. Alefantis – might not be complaining about the Republicans making “America sick again”, but rather simply planning to upstage them on that point in a way that might very well give the whole world a case of severe nausea….

Edwitness
Edwitness
January 6, 2017 6:31 pm

Psssst….Nancy, let’s get out of here so we don’t end up looking like idiots again like the time he got you to say we have to pass it so we can find out what’s in it.

TJF
TJF
January 6, 2017 6:33 pm

Make America Sick Again? When did Nancy Pelosi ever stop making us sick?

Ollie
Ollie
January 6, 2017 6:35 pm

“….but we on the other hand, want a *healthy* America, filled to the brim with preteen hormone therapy, bug chasing circuit parties, pride parades, polyamory, third world asylum communities, morbid obesity, and all the corn syrup and GMO food you could ever want!!!……

james the deplorable wanderer
james the deplorable wanderer
January 6, 2017 6:37 pm

1. Mission accomplished! Everyone who sees this will hurl …..
2. Deserve’s got nothing to do with it.
3. Current toxic waste (Superfund) site, future playground after remediation
4. We have located the problem…..

Rojam
Rojam
January 6, 2017 7:22 pm

(Schumer) “The House minority leader and I are working closely together with Senator McCain, Senator McConnell, House Speaker Ryan and other members of Congress from both sides of the isle, as well as ongoing contact with the White House, to work out a plan for the immediate pardon and subsequent hiring of Bernie Madoff to head up the Affordable Care Act that the president so desperately wants to see succeed. We all feel strongly that Mr. Madoff is the most qualified individual in keeping this vital piece of legislation going and we all feel that in working diligently Mr. Madoff can keep good affordable health care not only affordable but see to it that all Americans are taken care of from the cradle to the grave. He and I both believe America and Americans deserve no less.”

(Pelosi) “…..Hmmm……I don’t think the Jackie Kennedy look is going over too well! I KNEW I should have worn that pillbox hat.”

(Confused looking lady in the background) “Where’s the cookies and coloring books we were promised?”

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2017 8:07 pm

If you like your Obamacare, you can keep your Obamacare….

underfire
underfire
January 6, 2017 8:49 pm

“The Affordable Care Act”. What a misnomer. The out of control cost of this monstrosity is mind numbing.! And these people stand in front of that slogan, unbelievable. Another example of why I have no capacity to understand the mental workings of a liberal.

Phil from Oz
Phil from Oz
January 6, 2017 8:56 pm

Well you can’t do much worse than what you have already got, Obamacare or not. “Worst health outcomes per dollar spent” accurately describers the US’s “exceptional” place at the top of THAT metric. Perhaps a start would be to eliminate all those PRIVATE “Health Insurance” companies – the ones with the rather flash office blocks (the same ones who are crying crocodile tears when their “profit margins” are being impacted). Also cut back the (often ineffective but very costly) bureaucratic demands imposed by the FDA and other “regulatory Agencies” that seem more concerned with protecting their comfortable status quo than genuine (i.e. realistic) health problems.

underfire
underfire
January 6, 2017 8:59 pm

“From Affordable Care to Chaos” These idiots can now foretell the future? No wonder, as shown by Wiki leaks, the ignorant are so important to the democratic party.

never mind
never mind
January 6, 2017 10:00 pm

Our main disease vectors, Scummer and Puklosi, will infect America with terminal malaise.