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Come February 23, Little Caesars Pizza is single-handedly going to give everyone in America a heart attack.

The company announced Wednesday that it will begin selling a new deep dish pizza with a crust that is wrapped in 3.5 feet of bacon.

It will contain two different types of bacon and will also be covered in pepperoni, because you need to eat more meat.

“It’s unabashedly delicious,” said Little Caesars spokesman Edward Gleich. “That’s why we like to say, ‘In Bacon We Crust!'”

This is just the latest in a long line of fast food monstrosities which get a lot of a attention online for their freakish nature and often unhealthy ingredients.

Recently KFC in the Philippines introduced us to a new iteration of its “Double Down sandwich, the “Double Down Dog,” which consists of a hot dog covered in melted cheese with a piece of fried chicken as the bun.

And Pizza Hut in Australia announced back in December that it was selling a stuffed crust pizza covered in Doritos.

Little Caesars’ Bacon Wrapped Crust DEEP!DEEP! Dish will cost $12 and be available until April… or when our arteries are sufficiently clogged.

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javelin
javelin
January 27, 2017 3:15 pm

That male gymnast deserves a gold medal for style points–that was really cool to watch–the high jumping television newswoman, not so much.

KKK Wednesday’s, wonder what the attendees dress like.

Old Guy
Old Guy
  javelin
January 27, 2017 5:34 pm

The gymnast’s spotter was late to the dance.. And I wonder if there’s a go fund me site to build that BMXer a prosthetic nose.

HELENA HANDBASKET
HELENA HANDBASKET
January 27, 2017 5:51 pm

How many kneegrows attend the KKK Wednesday at Krispie Kreme? Does the counter help dress in white sheets?

Heywood Jablowme
Heywood Jablowme
January 27, 2017 6:04 pm

Where is the FAIL with the Swedish hotel made of ice? If a major blaze caused a meltdown, guests could drown. Fire alarms are in order.

underfire
underfire
  KaD
January 27, 2017 9:36 pm

“Failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton received over 800,000 illegal votes from noncitizens of the United States, according to academic research.”

Key word here is “academic” research, that being synonymous with liberal propaganda. This research claims that 6.4% of non citizens voted. This figure has to be viewed as suspect given the intense pressure applied to this highly vulnerable and motivated group by the well funded libs. Not to mention Obama himself encouraging non citizens to vote.

In short, this smells like BS.