Dummkopfs

Guest Post by The Zman

Americans get their views of the world mostly from TV and movies. Being separated by two big oceans from the rest of the world means we don’t get to rub shoulders with strangers too much. The result is those caricatures of foreigners we see on TV get seared into the our mind, even though they are often wildly inaccurate. The most obvious example is the way in which Germans and Germany are viewed by Americans. Germans are either avuncular clock makers or cold blooded automatons that are ruthlessly efficient.

Of course, Germans are mostly OK with this characterization as it works to their favor, except for the constant Nazi references. Having a reputation for exacting standards and ruthless precision is a good thing if you are in the business of making things like cars or machine tools. It also works when it comes to government. Most people, not just Americans, just assume that the well known German efficiency translates into making the trains run on time and keeping the streets clean and orderly.

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The phrase “German engineering” has come to mean high quality and high precision, as if the Germans never made anything stupid or poorly designed. The Beetle was a cheap piece of junk for the most part, but everyone believes the Germans make the best cars in the world. Yet, the Mercedes C-Class is an unreliable jalopy that costs too much to buy and way too much to own. If Germans were anything like we imagine, they would have had the engineers who made those cars sent to a work camp in Poland.

Volkswagen used to have the reputation as the builder of solid, inexpensive cars for working people. Then they came out with the new Beetle. Their marketing efforts made VW the car of choice for hairdressers and homosexuals. If that were not bad enough, they are now accused of committing massive fraud that could be lethal for its North American operations. Not only that, these dummkopfs may have managed to set back the cause of clean diesel technology to the point where it dies out entirely. Way to go Germany.

Even if you want to dismiss this sort of bungling as inevitable, even for people generally good at making things, you can’t ignore the mass insanity that is the current German policy on immigration. Angela Merkel’s decision to unilaterally flood Europe with low-IQ barbarians from the Middle East is going to go down as one of the dumbest decisions in the history of Europe. The fact that the response to the predictable unrest is to turn Germany into a police state suggests the Germans have gone mad.

Calling Merkel’s Million Muslim invasion the dumbest decision means overlooking pretty much everything German politicians have done since Wilhelm I walked into the Hall of Mirrors. There’s any number of reckless moves in the Great War, including the decision to back the Bolsheviks in Russia. Of course, the all time blunder was putting the meth munching morons called the Nazis in charge of the country. Is there another country on earth with a worse record of self-governance than the Germans?

The fact that the Germans and their record of ineptitude are now in charge of Europe does not bode well for the Continent. The Greeks should have been expelled a long time ago, but the Germans insisted they remain and now that dumpster fire is about to reignite. Then there is the fact that the Italians are headed to a crisis and the French may be about to elected a populist government, mostly due to mad Merkel and her efforts to flood the continent with Muslims. The French wanted to build and lead the EU to defend Europe, but now under German leadership, the EU has become a suicide pact.

Getting back to where we started, Americans and most of the world, judging from the international press, have this view of the Germans that is wildly out of phase with reality. The bill of indictment against Germany being anything but a fountain of mischief is rather long. In a little under 150 years, a unified Germany has managed to cause more damage to civilization than the rest of the western people combined. The temptation has been to assign this to a small portion of Germans who are evil. What if Germans are simply stupid? Perhaps to be German means carrying a gene for reckless stupidity.

Whether or not the Germans are the Minus Race is immaterial. The point is we need to seriously rethink our image of the Germans. Yes, they made some of the greatest art in Western history, but then they will tried to invade Russia in winter. They make some of the finest manufactured good in the world today, but they have also elected a collection of suicidal lunatics hellbent on blowing up Europe. Germany may be the land of engineers and chocolate makers, but it is also the home of the world most dangerous morons too.

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Katze im Sack
Katze im Sack
February 2, 2017 9:13 am

Endlich – die Wahrheit!

Dixie
Dixie
February 2, 2017 9:21 am

My ex-wife says that I have a soft spot in my heart for old Mercedes and an even softer spot in my head. She is absolutely correct.
I’m addicted to the ’77 through ’85 W123 models, coupe, sedan and wagon. (Not that I don’t have other faves.)
With the bullet proof 5 cylinder diesel engine, of course and excluding the ’80 through ’85 models subject to our rich uncle’s fatwa that any autos to be marketed in the uS had to have a 3 speed transmission and a rear end geared to make the engines rev at 55, the same as earlier and later models would turn at 65 or 70. Gee, I thought we were told that the 55 mph national speed limit would save gas as well as lives. Hmmm…
On the other hand, if you can find a euro market MBZ with the 4 or 5 speed manual transmission and the euro intake manifold, you get a car at home on the Autobahn.
Today’s German “junk” has for the most part been mandated by the rules set by uncle if they want to sell cars here.

starfcker
starfcker
  Dixie
February 2, 2017 9:45 am

“The beetle was a cheap piece of junk for the most part.” Not really. They’ve tweaked that thing for the last 70 years and it’s gotten pretty fucking nice. They don’t call it the beetle anymore, they call it the Porsche Turbo S

Aquapura
Aquapura
February 2, 2017 9:39 am

Gotta hand it to the Germans on one thing. They certainly know how to sell ego. Mercedes Benz and BMW are world leaders at that.

Cue the guy that says his Bimmer is a “driving machine” and it’s not about the logo on the hood.

Dutchman
Dutchman
February 2, 2017 9:56 am

What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Ag
Ag
February 2, 2017 10:13 am

the Goths and the Vandals (Germanic tribes) had fun sacking Rome, and were part of the downfall of the Roman Empire.

We must watch out for these barbarians, and their expensive sedans.

jimha
jimha
  Ag
February 2, 2017 10:46 am

Agree on Mercels’s stupidity but not the rest. Germans blamed for WW I but did not start it and WW II result of recriminations by allies from WW I. England and France declared war on Germany that was just taking back her loses from WW I. Volkswagon thing was a bad rap for a minor deviation to air quality emissions hardly “lethal” as stated. Some “politics” in that decision to prosecute. Next to the Asians and Jews still the smartest people in the world.

catfish
catfish
February 2, 2017 12:04 pm

Germany is fucked – I’m living here – have been for 21 years and first came to work here 32 years ago. The Germans are getting poorer and poorer. They got a date with 3rd world – only you need no heating in 3rd world. Will be moving my company to Bulgaria – less taxes and socialism is behind it. Let the migrant scum eat up the wankers here. They deserve no less.

Stucky
Stucky
February 2, 2017 1:17 pm

“In a little under 150 years, a unified Germany has managed to cause more damage to civilization than the rest of the western people combined.”
——- Zman

Really? Combined???

There’s a map of countries England colonized at one time or another …. it’s basically all but about 30 countries. Now throw in Spain, Portugal, and France. That pretty much covers much of the globe.

Colonization = subjugating people against their will, changing or destroying their culture, bully interfering, an killing them when they don’t comply. America didn’t like being a colony, did we? Other countries weren’t as lucky throwing off that yoke.

Quick … name all the countries Germany colonized.

The rest of the article is even more filled with insane pronouncements. The guy OBVIOUSLY has a bug up his ass regarding Germans. He has lost all objectivity right from the first paragraph. How is he to be taken seriously?

I think he’s a Joo. Seriously. Especially if the “man” part of Zman is his last name. Thar would explain a lot, right. Biases … and all that.

Nevertheless, I do agree with him regarding Germany TODAY …. their politicians, and a good part of the population. Libtardfuks … every one of them

B Lever
B Lever
  Stucky
February 2, 2017 1:23 pm

Like I said before Stuck, Zman= Zimmerman.

catfish
catfish
  Stucky
February 2, 2017 1:55 pm

I’m with you on this one Stucky. “Germany” is full of libtardfuks. But “Germany” exists no more – no German border, no German currency, parliament in Brussels and it is difficult to find a pure-bred German in this fuckin’ place, full of Turks, Russians, East Europeans (Poles, Bulgarians, Romanians Albanian mafia ), North Africans, Pakis and Afghanis, Syrians & Iranians. Germany died years ago. And they are breeding out the natives at the cost of the natives (taxpayer).

Same situation as UK, Sweden, France, Netherlands – basically Western Europe.

Katze im Sack
Katze im Sack
  Stucky
February 2, 2017 4:09 pm

Germany the nation formally exists, but the country is long gone. Sort of like the US – America is comatose, today you have the United States.

Germany was deliberately fucked over by the 31 year war (WWI and WWII and the years in between). When the German people refused to go down even after their cities were carpet bombed by the Allies, even got their shit together again economically, they were diluted by foreign influx.

Today we see the culmination of a foreign takeover. Germany is done for.

There will be no Donald Trump in Germany. The AfD party is around 15 – 20 % or so. That means there is a solid 80 – 85 % majority of PC liberals.

You Yanks have a real chance now to restore your country. Use it wisely. The Germans won’t be given the opportunity. May God protect Donald Trump.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
February 2, 2017 1:39 pm

I judge a country first by whether the people throw garbage on the ground. Until recently, Germany was mostly a non-garbage-throwing country, but I suppose that’s changed in the last, say, two years.

Stucky
Stucky
February 2, 2017 2:26 pm

” …. the Goths and the Vandals (Germanic tribes) had fun sacking Rome, and were part of the downfall of the Roman Empire.” —–Ag

Are you familiar with the battle at Teutoburg Forest? It’s another one of those battles that shaped world history.

I’ve been thinking about doing a piece on it. 6 thumbs up and I’ll do it.

Gerold
Gerold
  Stucky
February 2, 2017 4:20 pm

Stucky, I saved you the trouble.

The Germanic-Roman Battle that Saved Western Civilization: Teutoburg Forest – Part 1

The Germanic-Roman Battle that Saved Western Civilization: Teutoburg Forest – Part 1

The Germanic-Roman Battle that Saved Western Civilization: Teutoburg Forest – Part 2

The Germanic-Roman Battle that Saved Western Civilization: Teutoburg Forest – Part 2

Part 2 explains how Germany is slowly committing suicide.

Stucky
Stucky
  Gerold
February 2, 2017 6:16 pm

Well, Gerold … you saved me shitload of work. I had already done Step 1 … gathering sources … some of which were the same one you used!

Solomon, was correct. There is nothing new under the sun.

7 people wanted me to do it …. meaning there are many more than that. So, I think you should post your work. Here!! Because people are waaaay to fucken lazy to even click a link. You did a fabulous job.

One suggestion … if you do it. It’s a long piece … too long for TBP. I’d significantly shorten up Part One …. all that DETAIL about the battle is probably overkill.

Regardless … again …. I really enjoyed your piece.

Angus
Angus
February 2, 2017 8:06 pm

Pathetic.