These damn crossfit competitions are getting more and more friggin’ ridiculous.
And this week’s winner of “They don’t pay me enough for this bullshit” award goes to…
You know what they say, the corndog doesn’t fall far from the stick.
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Why are you trying to sit on that chocolate ice cream? I don’t get it.
Sure this might look like an accident, but deep down we all hope someone finally had enough of inconsiderate parkers and went all Hulk like on a car and smashed it. Reality is what we choose to believe it is.
Of all the questions I have, the only one I really want answered is why do you need suspenders to hold up your underwear? The rest I can carry on with my day just fine not knowing. But that will bug me.
Susan in accounting takes casual Friday way too serious.
Basically our current lives summed up. Low battery = death.
Holy hell. Did this outfit come free with purchase of a six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon?
Mario & Luigi…if they just played their video game all day instead of running around jumping all over the place & saving the Princess.
I see the Walmart janitor borrowed a page from a 7 year old’s “how to clean up” playbook.
Falling asleep on a pair of socks! Kids are super adorable. But I want to know what age it stops being cute? Obviously a 23 year old kid sleeping on socks is not cute, but where is the cutoff? 12? I’m thinking 12. Thoughts?
Those are some big ol’ fake knockers there! For those that can’t see, imagine two giant eyeballs popping up over her shirt They look like they’re staring at me for a change.
When everything is an excuse for a party…I like this guy already!
Just the aftermath of what had to be a truly epic cat fight!
The only thing you’re mowing down are your own hopes and dreams.
The barber was having one of his famous half off deals.
This is a defensive coordinator’s worst nightmare. You’ve got double coverage and you still can’t cover him up. Shameful.
Here is a quick tip that applies to not only superheroes but life in general. If you want to look bigger, badder and better simply stands next to someone who makes you look that way. Seriously give it a try. Cover up half the photo and this Batman isn’t intimidating at all. Let him stand next to whatever this dude is trying to protect us from recycling and he looks like a bad ass.
That final photo’s caption should read, “Looks like Cindy Loo from Whoville has not aged well.”