GREETINGS FROM THE HOOD

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IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
May 25, 2017 7:19 am

Things that make you go Ewww!

Makes my dick go limp just knowing that!

The fucked up part is I know guys that would jump right on.

Dutchman
Dutchman
May 25, 2017 8:36 am

She needs to get on the Murray show.

overthecliff
overthecliff
May 25, 2017 10:26 am

Why has TBP piled on to Trump welfare cuts with La Sn’tcha sob stories?

Brian
Brian
May 25, 2017 10:28 am

I guarantee no matter how nasty or fucked up a girl is, she can get laid. All she has to do is get onto or near a military base. Add enough alcohol and it’ll happen as sure as the sun will rise in the morning.

If the submariners don’t catch her in a hogging contest, the marines will tap it.

fleabaggs
fleabaggs
  Brian
May 25, 2017 1:34 pm

Brian.
They all get prettier at closing time. My motto was get drunk sooner and get them out of there so I didn’t have to compete at 2am.

Brian
Brian
  fleabaggs
May 25, 2017 3:10 pm

Good plan!

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 25, 2017 11:07 am

Too good a command of the English language and grammatical structure for this to be a real post from a real person in the claimed circumstances.

If it was in Ebonics, or even broken English, and barely intelligible it would be believable.

Iconoclast421
Iconoclast421
  Anonymous
May 25, 2017 2:08 pm

There were no less than 9 grammar and punctuation errors in that little missive.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iconoclast421
May 25, 2017 2:38 pm

A sign of someone deliberately making them to look like they are not fully literate, it’s hard to fake illiteracy when you are not.

Or

Yo! A sahgn of someone delahberately makahng dem ta loaahahght lahke day is not fully lahterate, aht’s hard ta fake ahllahteracy when ya is not.

KaD
KaD
May 25, 2017 11:14 am

THIS is why there should be NO increase in ‘benefits’ for having more children after the first. Studies show the cost of more children is only incrementally higher since the clothing and other items can be passed down from the first kid. You get more of what you incentivize.

RiNS
RiNS
  KaD
May 25, 2017 11:49 am

.. and it is happening a lot.

there is a young lady who lost custody of baby last year in February when child was two days old. She can’t figure out why this happened. Maybe it is the drugs.

So what does she do? Drum roll and you guessed it….She is due with her second in June. Social workers are buzzing around her all hoping that this time is the charm. The better thing to do would be sterilize her. Better for her the kids not yet conceived and greater society at large. But that ain’t whats gonna happen. The Social welfare industry needs raw materials to churn out new product. They will, along with her, continue this road. To a place that God knows only where.

fear & loathing
fear & loathing
May 25, 2017 11:53 am

how will the prisons be full without this scam?

james the deplorable wanderer
james the deplorable wanderer
May 25, 2017 11:58 am

You failed at raising your kids so bad that the courts actually gave custody of your kids to someone else?
And now you want more kids, money or not be damned, that you have no real chance at raising?
What is wrong with you? What is wrong with this picture? What is wrong with this society that even makes your “plan” a possibility?
Damn, it’s really going to get bad before it gets better – if it ever does.
What were the 99 comments like, how many pro and con?

BB
BB
May 25, 2017 12:11 pm

Tinker Bell ,I thought you didn’t believe in God.
We all know everyone believes in God they just pray Its not the God of the Bible.Right Tinker Bell?

RiNS
RiNS
  BB
May 25, 2017 12:58 pm

Geeze hernia boy! Not sure which part of the circle to point to with your logic there. We all know everyone believes in God.. where does one begin.. but maybe you are on to something…

Thoughts turn to the Great Hall at Valhalla. Thinking some more I decided speak to Odin and he says he has been keeping an eye on you. So being a good friend I put in a good word for you.

And you’re welcome!

So He now tells me that he has reserved a seat and all the beer you can drink. He just hopes you can control yourself once you get there and not bust a gut and blow that hernia whilst having a good time.

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The Big Oak Door Awaits!

Make your amends now and soon you too can enjoy the everlasting and never ending rounds of great ales.

Rdawg
Rdawg
  RiNS
May 25, 2017 2:37 pm

I am an insomniac, an agnostic *and* dyslexic.

I often lay awake all night wondering if there’s a Dog.

RiNS
RiNS
  Rdawg
May 25, 2017 3:10 pm

Hey Dog spelt backwards is goD. Maybe that is why they are man’s best friend!

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You not been telling us somethin’ dawg!

Vic
Vic
  BB
May 26, 2017 1:30 am

Exactly right, BB.

rhs jr
rhs jr
May 25, 2017 2:34 pm

Next time, and there will be a next time, fix the law so she goes to a parchment farm.

Southern Sage
Southern Sage
May 25, 2017 2:39 pm

This is a joke, right?

Boat Guy
Boat Guy
May 25, 2017 8:07 pm

Do the world a favor OD while locked in a closet , better yet crawl in a dumpster and OD . This unselfish act will save your children , save taxpayers and save the planet because you will no longer use any energy once you reach room tempature on your way to a land fill !

Vic
Vic
May 26, 2017 1:39 am

These are the conniving type of women I’ve warned my son about (not that he’s interested in crack whores and junkies, but you know what I mean). I’ve know a few women like this one. Connivers! They either want marriage or child support. Advice to all men, if a woman says she’s pregnant with your child, first, get a pregnancy test done that verifies it (home kit, if necessary). Then get a DNA test when the kid is born before you pay a cent. (If it’s yours, good luck for the rest of the kids’ life because you’ll need it.)

The woman that posted this lost her kids, so she doesn’t need as much food stamp money. But how many want to bet she lets people “rent” her card for a fee so she can buy what she really wants? Drugs. Lord knows if the kids actually got fed. And some states let them draw money from their housing allowance cards to pay utilities. Yeah, right.

An example, I have a step-niece just like this. On every welfare program, 1-year-old baby gets little attention. She’s addicted to pills, running around with every guy she meets, tattoos from shoulders to toes. And she tried to convince a guy that he was the dad and she wanted him to pay child support. This older man didn’t fall for it. He lives out of town, but he took the kid for a couple of days to “give her a break.” Had a DNA test that proved the kid wasn’t his. He’s off the hook.

This is what we’re subsidizing. This is what Uncle Sam has spawned.

thedudeisnotin
thedudeisnotin
May 26, 2017 1:53 am

NEVER SIGN THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE UNTIL AFTER THE DNA TEST!