The Other Side of “Safety”

Guest Post by Eric Peters

Technology never makes mistakes – unlike the humans who design it. Who never fail to anticipate the unanticipated.

Perfection issuing from imperfection, reversing the usual order of things.

Sarcasm, in case you didn’t pick up on it.

This 190 proof moonshine – distilled by arrogant technocrats like Elon Musk – is going to get people hurt as automated-driving technology comes online.

I recently test drove a 2018 VW Atlas (review here) which has what several other new cars also have: The ability to partially steer itself, without you doing a thing.

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There are hi-res cameras built into the front end of the car that scan the road ahead; they see the painted lines to the left and right and use them as reference points to tell servo-motors when (and how much) to turn the steering wheel to keep the car in between the lines.

It is billed as Lane Keep Assist (or more honestly, Steering Assist) but words don’t change what it does, which is turn the steering wheel for you .  . . and sometimes, against you.

Enter the unintended consequence.

The system – which is touted (you knew this was coming) as a saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafety aid – is set up such that you must signal before making a lane change, else the semi-self-steering system will perceive this as an affront and fight to prevent you from making a lane change. It feels exactly like the hand of your mother-in-law pulling the steering wheel in the opposite direction. The force applied is not great, but it’s there – and it’s very weird to feel the car countermanding your inputs – or at least, trying to.

But all you have to do is signal to prevent this from happening! The system stops trying to steer against you, then. And shouldn’t one always signal?

As important as courtesy is, one may not have time or presence of mind to do so in an emergency situation. A deer suddenly bounding into your lane, for instance.

Or, a Clover.

Now the car is fighting you – trying to keep you in your lane when remaining in your lane is very likely to result in bent metal.

For a man with strong arms and grip strength, it’s mostly an annoyance – not unlike brushing your annoying mother-in-law’s hand off the wheel. But for a woman or someone without strong arms and a firm grip on the wheel?

The result might be – well, not “safe.”

Remember: Computers aren’t smart. They are programmed. They are not (yet) thinking machines. They are automatons, fed certain operating parameters within which they operate – and that’s it. When a not-anticipated variable crops up, what happens? You may remember the classic ‘60s sci-fi series, Lost in Space and the belligerent, arm-waving robot.

It does not compute!

Exactly.

Humans, on the other hand, think. Or at least, are capable of it. Whether they exercise it is another question, of course. But the point is, they – unlike a computer program – can adjust to deal with an unanticipated variable. They know that signaling is of not much importance when a deer bounds into the path of a car; that swerving – right got-damned now – is of paramount importance.

But the technocrats know better, don’t they?

Of course, they don’t. Being imperfect humans, just like you and I. That is the flaw with their logic. The same flaw that says because humans cannot be trusted to govern themselves, humans must govern them… er…

But the technocrats, Elon Musk being a kind of uber Morlock technocrat, believe they do know best – and (much worse) believe they are our betters and thus we’d better do as we’re told.

And buy what they decree.

They have weighed the risks and run the odds – and if there is a chance that we might be killed as a result of their technocratic arrogance . . . well, omelettes and eggs. We are not to be allowed to make the calculation – and the decision – for ourselves.

Airbags were the first such imposition of the technocratic vision. The evil precedent it set has been expanded upon ever since – and the unintended consequences multiply and compound.

Air bags, when they were first force-fed to us, proved lethal to older/frail people and to children, sensors had to be added to the seats of cars – to detect size and weight – in order to “depower” the in-dash Claymores when a child or older person happened to be sitting in front of one. But now, an annoying buzzer goes off if one sets say a laptop computer or even a bag of take out food on the passenger seat – unless of course one has buckled these items in for safety.

If not, the buzzer goes off – and distracts.

Enervated drivers are not safe drivers.

And what of the millions of extremely not-safe Takata air bags that are shrapnel explosions-waiting-to-happen?

Omelettes and Eggs.

The technocrat vision – the technocratic arrogance. Our lives; their playthings.

I’ve written about the federal mandate requiring all new cars to have roofs sturdy enough to support the entire weight of the car in the event it rolls upside down. Another technocratic befehl. This requires roof supports much thicker than they used to be – which often greatly restricts the driver’s peripheral view, making it less safe to pull out into traffic from a side street.

As this automated driving stuff comes full bloom, things are really going to turn topsy-turvy.

Musk and his acolytes purvey a sanitized, Jetsons-like future of seamless, chic, ultra-efficient and fault-free transportation (note that driving becomes obsolete in this vision). But there will be faults – and unintended consequences, too.

Which we are not going to be consulted about, much less given a choice about.

The trick – for them – is to gull the public into buying into the technocratic Jetson vision so as to make the imposition of the technocratic actuality a fait accompli. The words of Nancy Pelosi come to mind: You have to pass it to find out what’s in it.

Pelosi, of course, knew perfectly well what was in it. So do the technocrats.

Musk especially.

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BUCKHED
BUCKHED
July 12, 2017 12:48 pm

I guess I’ll need to keep my 1995 Ford 4×4 truck until they outlaw it completely .

Bob
Bob
  BUCKHED
July 13, 2017 5:30 pm

Buck, I bought a 2015 Taurus that has none of that advanced safety stuff — it was actually fairly reasonable.

NickelthroweR
NickelthroweR
July 12, 2017 12:53 pm

Greetings,

I think that this is a last ditch effort to get the younger generation into a car. I’m not sure when things went South but a car, to me, meant freedom. I could not wait until I could drive. Also, in my time moving violations and other such nonsense might, at worse, bring about a $50 or $75 dollar fine. Today, a car means soul crushing debt and any freedom that might be felt in a car has vanished.

Think of it this way: If you live in SoCal and you must drive, say, 10 miles to work then you live in a world where on one day that drive might take you 30 minutes and the very next day might take 2 hours. If at any time you get frustrated during this drive and go outside the lines, get caught in a red light or use your phone to call your work then you face the possibility of fines that will consume your entire paycheck.

Yeah, these auto companies think that putting some bullshit safety steering device will convince people to buy cars but they are just wrong. The horse has already left the barn.

Gator
Gator
  NickelthroweR
July 12, 2017 11:17 pm

It might work on younger people, should make it much easier to text/facebook/twitter while driving….

Mike Murray
Mike Murray
July 12, 2017 1:50 pm

“… a sanitized, Jetsons-like future of seamless, chic, ultra-efficient and fault-free transportation…”
And all of it able to be monitored, controlled and/or hacked, just like the “smart” bank cards, appliances and homes. They would love RFID smart guns too.
One tap of the “enter” key and your world is paralyzed.
Screw that.

unit472
unit472
July 12, 2017 1:56 pm

I assume that some form of radar will be available with ‘lane assist’ at some point but a ‘swerve’ to avoid a deer, natural though it maybe, is probably not a good idea. If another car is in your blind spot or there is an oncoming vehicle just around the curve the deer will not be grateful you sacrificed yourself on his behalf.

I am skeptical of the fully autonomous vehicle though even if it is foolproof. Airplanes don’t need a pilot to fly but try and get passengers to take one if there is no pilot aboard. Driving in city traffic seems far more complex a problem to me than flying a 787 with ATC keeping everyone in their own altitude and heading.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  unit472
July 12, 2017 9:41 pm

you ever seen what a car looks like after it has hit a deer?

Bob
Bob
  unit472
July 13, 2017 5:27 pm

Unit, pilots are in airplanes primarily to handle take-offs and landings.

Dutchman
Dutchman
July 12, 2017 2:42 pm

How would one of these work in our Minnesota winters, with lanes covered in ice and snow?

This is a scam, endorsed by the king of scams: Elon Musk, and Uber. They think they can make a shit load of money be having self driving taxi’s, and rent self driving cars that you can ‘call for’ (through an app).

I believe I read about this in a 1955 Popular Science.

As they say in the software industry: The pioneers have arrows in their back.

i forget
i forget
July 12, 2017 2:54 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
July 12, 2017 3:12 pm

This sound great,

all those terrible drivers that fail to signal lane changes will be fighting their steering wheel,
and they won’t have to worry about all the other drivers they constantly piss off, with there bad driving.

I love it.

Dutchman
Dutchman
  Anonymous
July 12, 2017 3:50 pm

I used to read Mad Magazine. Around 1960 (when I was 12), they used to have “Things We’d Like To See”. The most memorable one, showed a picture of an elderly driver, clutching the wheel, while the car turns into a brick wall. The caption read “A car that automatically turns (in whatever direction) when the directional signal is on for more than 30 seconds.”

Hagar
Hagar
  Dutchman
July 12, 2017 7:13 pm

Classic memory. I too read Mad and hunted for the little gems hidden throughout the mag.

BTW Mad is still being published although I haven’t seen one in many years.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
  Hagar
July 12, 2017 7:39 pm

I used to read Mad AND Cracked! Spy vs Spy was my fav, along with the Dad character who smoked the pipe. What a buffoon.

Jimmy Torpedo
Jimmy Torpedo
  Westcoaster
July 12, 2017 8:54 pm

Mr. Fonebone was the best.
Don Martin was a genius at 3 or 4 panel hilarity.

rhs jr
rhs jr
July 12, 2017 7:59 pm

I see highway pileups like no one can conceive of now.

Gerold
Gerold
July 12, 2017 8:52 pm

I see Volvo is committing suicide going 100% electric.

Never mind Minnesota, I’d like to see how well these hi-res camera/steering assist cars do up here in snow-filled Canada with wind-glazed, black ice and drifting snow covering the white lines and batteries struggling at minus 40 and colder.

No thanks. The only ICE I want is an Internal Combustion Engine.

Guy
Guy
July 12, 2017 9:07 pm

This detailed analysis is impressive, but misses the point.

Our oligarch ruling class lie to us all the fucking time, so why waste time trying to analyze the merits of their argument along their terms?

Much easier to see the words dont match the actions, and dismiss anything they say.

What they say is just marketing to gain acceptance for their real motives, which come about as consequence from the new technology.

Cars can be hacked remotely as a result of the use of onboard computers in lieu of older systems, who could have possibly seen this coming?

Why not go back to old, robust tech? Too bad, its effectively outlawed due to new safety requirements.

What was voluntary becomes mandatory.

Anon
Anon
  Guy
July 13, 2017 10:18 am

Most of the thinking people see this move to automaton driving as nothing more than another control mechanism to take the practice of self reliance and thinking away from the sheeple. The only people that fall for this, and thus the ones that are going to PAY their money for these things ARE the sheeple.
Just like the seat belt / airbag buzzer, most of these safety mandates just get circumvented. I predict, if government mandates this nonsense, our country is going to begin resembling Cuba. A lot of older cars (Cuba has 57 Chevy’s everywhere), being continually rejuvenated over and over again so as to keep from having to purchase a newer one. Also, a lot of shops are going to begin “modifying” the ECM chips on cars to disable a lot of this nonsense.
You just cannot force a market to accept crap. Sheeple will always purchase crap, because it is trendy, or their politics demand it, or they want to look good to their stupid friends, but most practical people will not accept that. Hence Elon’s stock price lately because the reality of real customers, spending real money on Tesla’s is a pipe dream, and thus profits without government cheese is impossible.

Boat Guy
Boat Guy
July 12, 2017 9:44 pm

Musk the welfare queen from tax subsidy to billionaires one and all . Tesula cars seem pretty cool works of auto technology and if I could afford one I may seriously consider it but Alas I am a tax slave not a recoepiant of debt free money to make my company profitable . I am looking for a 1970 six cylinder three on the tree pickup and fuck everybody that doesn’t like it !

Mike Murray
Mike Murray
  Boat Guy
July 12, 2017 10:12 pm

As a kid I had a 64 Dodge D-100, straight six, three on the tree, and I’m damn sorry I ever sold it.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
July 12, 2017 10:29 pm

Give me a ’38 LaSalle Coupe but with air conditioning and I would just drive it forever.
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Unanon
Unanon
  Zarathustra
July 13, 2017 9:43 am

“Gee our old LaSalle ran great, those were the days.”
Archie and Edith

Boat Guy
Boat Guy
July 13, 2017 12:00 am

Remember when there were no check engine lights

musket
musket
July 13, 2017 8:40 am

Sorry I am not driving a pregnant roller skate just to mollify the arrogant, pretentious and self absorbed asses in the progressive world. A Honda pilot for the chores and an CL550 Mercedes for the rest.

BubblePuppy7
BubblePuppy7
July 13, 2017 9:05 am

I owned a Lexus with this “feature”. Not only did the steering wheel move, it also provided “feedback” to the driver via a vibrating steering wheel. It scared the crap out of me the first time it decided that I was “one toke over the line”, and took action. A weird feeling, for sure.

daddysteve
daddysteve
July 13, 2017 12:17 pm

Keep the damned ABS and give me back wing vents.

Other annon
Other annon
July 13, 2017 12:55 pm

When snowing heavily or in a downpour,how will these cameras react or fail too?I sure remember when snowing my satellite dish no longer worked until I got a broom and whisked off the snow.

Robert (QSLV)
Robert (QSLV)
July 13, 2017 3:18 pm

I used to put Indagaddadavida in my cassette player and use the steering wheel for a drum kit. Probably not a good idea with air bag detonation possible. If I want to disable my air bag do I have to cut the red wire or the blue wire?