It’s not a real night out until you end up at Walmart with your friend pushing you around in a cart so you don’t wander your drunk ass off.
A great way to tell that your clothes are too tight and don’t fit would be when you go out in public and a crowd gathers to see what’s about to happen next.
When you’re trying to feel sexy but also need to be low-key about it so the other guys at the factory don’t find out.
Well the good news is that these creatures are rare and typically have never been seen so we should be good from here on out.
I’m trying to find one positive thing in this photo but I seem to be struggling a bit.
He’s got that 2:30 feeling. Most of us just choose to drink some coffee but I suppose a nap at Walmart will suffice.
I would be clenching my buttcheeks like that if I had 12 lobsters climbing up my legs too.
Because ‘snatch down the hatch’ just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
What season of The Walking Dead is this dude living in?
Who the hell said Beetlejuice 3 times in a row?!!?
Caution: Don’t slip on shit. Literally.
If that’s your reusable energy source, you’re about to be able to travel cross country on an interaction with one cashier alone.
Bro. You better check yourself, I think you’re at the wrong store dude.
In case you were about to forget that Sams Club is just like Walmart…but in bulk.
Grandpa always wanted to be a pretty little lady. A very conservative one, but still.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
Am I the only one who looks at these Walmart photos each week and thinks “we are so totally f*cked as a nation”? It would be amusing if these were just isolated events, but these freaks are everywhere. I wasn’t at Walmart, but just the other day when coming out a local grocery store at 7am, I passed a guy in the parking lot who looked to be in his 50s, wearing high heels, stockings, cut off jean shorts, a t-shirt with suspenders and a huge bow on his bald head. You just have to wonder how much further the freak train can travel before it finally derails and causes a hell of a mess.
It’s just the stories of Sodom and Gomorrah as told via mobile phones.
Also, this isn’t our nation anymore. Hasn’t been in years. I’d say Grampa-in-a-dress just doesn’t give a damn. I know the feeling, but I express it differently.
OMG, we never looked at it that way. Somebody better tell Admin his POW is sending a negative message. Folks could get the idea TBP is a doom site
The freaks won’t cause the train to derail, they’re just a symptom of a greater disturbance. Most of the indescribables won’t survive the crash.
I believe it was the CEO of Walmart that was criticizing Trump the other day, well I say ” hey jackass, take a look at your own customers”
The gal in the second photo.I see many of these women every week when I go shopping. I guess no matter how fat you are, You can look sexy if you wear clothes that are too tight. The whole look like a slut thing is seen also.