WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

You laugh, but this addition is probably in the pilot episode of a new HGTV show.

Look at this triple threat right here. Might actually be the most badass wrestling team from the mid 90’s.

I’ve seen enough Walking Dead to know a zombie bite when I see one. Best stick you in the back of the head with a knife right now and get it over with.

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Yaaaa, I feel like you took the Forever 21 store name way to literally when you went shopping.

It’s like that Fizzy Lifting Drink from Willy Wonka. Except it has the exact opposite effect on my penis in this instance. Nothing is rising over here.

How to quickly turn your problem into someone else’s problem.

Dude takes one welding class…

When your child is dressed like more of an adult than you, something is severely wrong.

Middle-aged Mutant Ninja Sadness

My only hope is that when you bent down this low to get the good angle for this crack shot, somebody else got one of you from behind as well. Just a chain reaction of crack.

You’re like the Mrs. Pac-man of steel poles. Nom! Nom! Nom!

Still reliving the glory days of the 90’s by rocking that thong, studded belt and bedazzled ass jeans? Which you were probably still too old to be wearing in the 90’s by the way…

That actually seems quite on point. You look like a cat transformed to a person. Just kinda furry and unfriendly and you probably shit in weird places.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart