Let’s All Savor The Democrats’ Pervgate Pain

Guest Post by Kurt Schlichter

Some say that it’s so, so very wrong to take so much pleasure at a scandal in which the heroes of the Democrat Party are all being exposed as handsy, tonguey creeps. But if it’s wrong to laugh at the hilarious comeuppance these hypocrites are suffering, I don’t want to be right. In fact, I want to be super-mega-hyper wrong.

Liberals have always been a bunch of lying posers pretending to be allies of women, and some of us always knew it was a scam. To see the truth so gloriously revealed, and to watch their humiliating back-pedaling and equivocation, is wonderful. Get-me-a-cigarette-and-a-cuddle wonderful.

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Sure, we have an issue of our own, but is it unfair to point out that Judge Jailbait was a Democrat back when he was cruising malls for teen action? Yeah, it’s probably unfair. Too bad. Own your perversions, Party of the Wandering Hands.

Roy Moore is a problem, but he’s just one problem. It’s probably easier to list all the Democrats who we haven’t recently found are positively Weinsteinian. Noted Clinton supporter Anthony Wiener was super-close to Chuck Schumer, who’s got to spend every moment he’s not lying about tax reform wondering which Democrat bigwig is going to be exposed as the next fern defiler. Thanks to his youth-oriented tendencies, Weiner just started an exciting new career in license plate fabrication. At least he’ll have some terrific reading during what he hopes are those lonely minutes right before lights out.

Senator Richard Blumenthal (D-Saigon) was accused of grabbing a woman 40 years ago, which might be false, so he’s lucky he’s not at some college facing the kangaroo court rules his party imposed. Anyway, he’s got an ironclad alibi – at the time he was busy earning the Medal of Honor in ‘Nam.

Then there’s Senator Bob Menendez (D-Lolita), who considers his hung jury on federal corruption charges, which included underage hooker allegations, a big victory. His slogan, when he runs for re-election, should be, “You can’t prove nothin’!”

And Senator Al Franken (D-Medellin) continued his unbroken dumbness streak by actually letting someone photograph him while he made a play for the only kind of woman who digs him, an unconscious one. That made it a bit hard to deny, though he did troop out seven women to assure us that he never harassed any of them. Of course, most of us could probably round up seven people we didn’t molest. Not Bill Clinton, but most of us.

Oh yeah, did you get the memo? Just this week, the Democrats discovered that Bill Clinton was a sex abuser. Who knew? It’s nice the liberals finally resolved the tension between their competing clichés about “We must believe the women!” and “How dare you blaspheme our priapic demigod!”  It was weird how this revelation occurred just as the Dem establishment was trying desperately to put the kibosh on Felonia von Pantsuit’s growing confidence that 2020 will finally be Her year. Gosh, if only someone had called Her out on a little watched cable news network as a sex abuse-enabling monster the last time she was running.

I guess you can only bet on the three-legged horse so many times before you figure out she’s never going to win and send her to the Jell-O factory. Noted Clinton supporter and Jell-O pitch perv Bill Cosby was unavailable for comment on advice of his lawyers.

We have yet to see if there is going to be some historical revisionism about the Lion of the Senate, Ted Kennedy (D-Atlantis), or about weather religion cultist and masseuse-tickler Al Gore. We’ll also have a chance to find out if voters will be intrigued by one Democrat’s campaign on an innovative “Vote for me! I am an unlikely sex machine!” platform.

And back in Hollywood, Pervgate continues. Recently, noted Clinton supporter (Is this a theme or what?) Lena Dunham raised her face up from the steam table long enough to claim the (very) young lady who just accused her producing pal of rape is lying. Apparently, the rule is that, “We must believe women … when they are making useful accusations.” But, don’t dismiss Lena’s insights out of hand; she’s an expert on people who make up stories about sexual assault. Don’t worry about Lena – though her unwatchable show is off the air, with her qualifications she can run always run for Senate.

In short, basically the Democrat Party is a Duke lacrosse team that actually did it.

This scandal poses some unique problems for our liberal friends. The Democrats spent decades telling women how Republicans hate them and now, well, it appears the Democrats like women, just the wrong way, and they like obtaining consent not at all. Pervgate is generating gross revelation after gross revelation, and basically America’s ladies are being asked, “Show me on the doll where the bad party touched you.”

They’re answering, “Everywhere, and also on my houseplants.”

The Democrats used to be able to exploit the fact that GOP voters actually have morals. But then the tyranny of the new rules arose and their ploy stopped working. Gloria Allred dragged out a bunch of accusers to try and get us to abandon Trump in 2016, and all she got was a “Meh.” People saw the math didn’t work.

You are morally obligated to dump this guy based on the shaky contentions of a bunch of people a rabid liberal partisan who makes money off such accusations produced, and you must therefore vote for the woman who spent the last thirty years trashing the abused women her husband left weeping in his wake. Because patriarchy.

Nope. No more. Republicans refused to allow their morals to be weaponized against them again, and it confounded the libs. That meant they had to rely on their candidate and their policy positions and, well, that went poorly.

See, that’s the problem with hypocrisy. It’s not merely that the idea that, “If you do it you lose, and if we do it, we still get to win,” is so galling, though it is. It’s that it can actually change the rules. The rule used to be that accused sexual abusers can’t be politicians. That stopped being the rule when the Democrats Move(d) On. So when they tried to invoke the rule in 2016, they found it was uninvokeable.

This is how you got Roy Moore, who should have arranged to be in a federal corruption trial right because then no one in the Senate would be demanding that he drop out. Alabama voters might very well choose the guy who dated babies over the one who wants to kill them, and if Moore wins, a good part of the reason will be, “The hell with you liberals.

I keep telling them that they are going to hate the new rules.

But, of course, thanks to the giant hard left progressive faction within the Democrat Party, they have a problem. The crony centrist Clintonish contingent is perfectly happy to ignore Dem abuse of women because they don’t actually care – it is all a pose. But the prog wing has an incentive to continue to pretend to care about women because their faux outrage is a weapon they can wield in trying to win the party civil war. So now, they have Albatross Franken to deal with – some of the Democrats aren’t going to go along quietly with the usual three-act script that dictates a first act of fake concern, then a second act of fake contrition, and that climaxes with fake consequences. Franken may well be sacrificed on the altar of wokeness.

Gosh, I love blue-on-blue fratricide.

Roy Moore is a pain to the GOP for what he allegedly did back when he was a Democrat, but the Donkeys are doing all they can to neutralize the fallout. Franken and Menendez also provide the GOP with a ready-made response to all those Roy Moore ads the Democrats are slobbering to drop. Stuart Smarmy was dumb enough, and tacky enough to, doggone it, let himself get caught on film doing it. The GOP might be the Party of a Perv, but the Democrats are the Party of a Bunch of Pervs.

Here’s the thing everyone sees clearly now. The Democrats never actually believed all that stuff they shovel about women. It was a pose, a scam, a grift run on the suckers. And now, thanks to the likes of Al Franken being unable to interact successfully with women who are awake, the curtain has been thrown back. What it reveals is a pathetic collection of losers trying to leverage their positions to get a few cheap gropes.

That’s your Democrat Party. That’s who we conservatives will face in 2018. Sadly, the only people stupid enough lose to these creeps are the ones running the GOP.

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overthecliff
overthecliff
November 21, 2017 9:34 am

DIVERSION! The Democrat Communists and the Presstitute Media has known this all alng and could have put it on the front burner anytime. I suspect that the real powers that be are throwing some of their bought and paid for slime under the bus to achieve some other goal. What is it? Maybe this could be a Question of the Day. What are they really up to?

Dave B
Dave B
November 21, 2017 9:53 am

Moore was not a pedophile – he went after high school girls who were already pubescent. And he was, what, about 30 at the time? A 30 year old man and a 16 year old girl may be a little weird by today’s puritanical standards but historically this would have been considered normal. Of course, if there was coercion involved that is a different thing, but it seems like his accusers have some credibility issues so let remember due process and give him a pass at this point.

KeyserSusie
KeyserSusie
  Dave B
November 21, 2017 12:07 pm

I agree. I have pushed the limits of “Half -age-plus- seven” with countless gf’s. My two marriages were 10 and 12 years difference. Moore may have exceeded the rule by a year?
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Half-age-plus-seven-relationship-rule.svg

Eustace is 94, Frank is 46. Eustace considers the fact that half-your-age-plus-seven (54) makes this an inappropriate relationship to engage in. She also considers that she will be 110 before her relationship with Frank will be socially acceptable. She then considers the fact that she will be dead by then. Eustace continues on with her relationship with Frank anyway.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Dave B
November 22, 2017 7:57 am

You’re right, Dave. In fact, historically, women have been attracted to older men, and older men have been attracted to younger women. The women were looking for a usually already established provider and family leader, and the men were looking for a young, health woman who could produce multiple children. And reports are that women mature faster than men, so, mentally, younger women and older men on an even keel.

Want proof? Look no further than old cemeteries where a husband and wife are buried next to each other. I have. The wife are always younger, sometimes much younger, than the husband.

Trumpeter
Trumpeter
November 21, 2017 9:58 am

What they are up to is sacrificing a few disposables to make a play for President Trump. It is our job to make sure it spins out of control and continues.
When your enemy is pouring gasoline on himself, hand him a lighter.

overthecliff
overthecliff
  Trumpeter
November 21, 2017 12:17 pm

Makes sense.

kokoda - AZEK (Deck Boards) doesn't stand behind its product
kokoda - AZEK (Deck Boards) doesn't stand behind its product
November 21, 2017 9:59 am

IMO, Moore is guilty of at least one incidence, what, 30-40 years ago. Just my opinion and it doesn’t mean squat whether he should be elected or not.

What really irks me is any female that waits 30-40 years before claiming sexual abuse. I cannot tolerate one excuse after another they offer.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Which incidence would that be and why is he guilty of it?

kokoda - AZEK (Deck Boards) doesn't stand behind its product
kokoda - AZEK (Deck Boards) doesn't stand behind its product
  Anonymous
November 21, 2017 11:47 am

Anon….(going from memory having read an article) – it was where the woman recounted when she was 14 years old, Moore got her inside (forget exactly where) and she was told to undress or he undressed her and she was told to touch him.

Somehow, it was a very believable account.

card802
card802

Then she asked to go home and Moore brought her home, then the 14 year old went back again at a later date.
She also said Moore never forced her to have sex nor did they have sex.

Also going from memory of the articles I’ve read.

CCRider
CCRider
November 21, 2017 10:07 am

I’m waiting for the Bro contingent to really kick in. Cosby was a good start and now we see conyers, as sleazy a snake as ever slithered through the halls of congraft now has joined the effort. But I suspect the folks who introduced words like “ho’s” and “bitches” into polite society have much more to offer. I especially welcome credit for that word blacks have enshrined as their very own contribution to western culture; motherf’er. Can you fathom a more vile, disgusting, anti-women, anti-family and pro-misogyny sentiment than that? Read Twain’s use of the word nigger in public and be prepared to get pilloried but the constant use of motherf’er is generally considered just fine. Nothing to moralize about here. There is a price to be paid for that insult to civilization and I can’t wait for it to be exacted.

Centurion1222
Centurion1222
November 21, 2017 10:35 am

Al Franken, the senator who “found” enough votes in the boot of an aides auto to take the election. Anyone else find this despicable person a blight on the senate?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Centurion1222
November 21, 2017 11:08 am

It be wonderful to see the douchebag resign his Senate seat in disgrace, but Minnesota’s drug-addled trust fund dilettante of a Governor would just appoint another ultra Lefty.

pyrrhus
pyrrhus
  Centurion1222
November 21, 2017 7:58 pm

Frog-face entered the Senate through fraud and should leave it in disgrace.

Work-In-Progress
Work-In-Progress
November 21, 2017 10:54 am

“In short, basically the Democrat Party is a Duke lacrosse team that actually did it.

America’s ladies are being asked, “Show me on the doll where the bad party touched you.”

Gold, pure gold.

pyrrhus
pyrrhus
  Work-In-Progress
November 21, 2017 7:59 pm

Feminism died when all the feminists defended serial rapist and abuser Bill Clinton….Feminism is just communism with a makeover…

Southern Sage
Southern Sage
November 21, 2017 10:55 am

All these liberal jerk offs are the same. No woman really wants their icky hands on them so they pretend to be “feminists”, in the forlorn hope that some woman will take pity and bestow a bit of cookie on them. Never happens. Women despise these eunuchs. While the pervs have to sneak up on sleeping women to pinch their boobies, real men – that is to say, ordinary guys who laugh at liberal, leftist bullshit – are getting all the action they can handle. Hear that, you Democrat weenies, while you are marching in a feminist parade some real man is stuffing your Martha´s muffin. Ha ha! Go off and wank in a Walmart men´s room. It is the only action you will ever get.

BB
BB
November 21, 2017 11:17 am

Well , men can change .Just look at Stucky .Can you imagine what he was like around women when he was younger.Now he’s all grown up and married.
Then there’s Indent Service , who could never seem to keep that stuff off his private parts.I give him my Godly advice and he is a changed man.That stuff even when away after about 10 different antibiotics. You real men get the point.Just Remember some men just need encouragement( Stucky ) ,some really need help (Indent Service) and some need to go to jail.

Iconoclast421
Iconoclast421
November 21, 2017 11:17 am

Savor what? Their voters arent going to care. Sure they might lose a few voters but they have new ones constantly coming in due to unfettered 3rd world immigration. It’s like a money tree for them. So wtf do they care? That’s why they’re so frickin grabby.

Card802
Card802
November 21, 2017 11:45 am

He/she’s getting ready to kick his/her own ass in this lawsuit!!

This will be Epic!!

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Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Card802
November 22, 2017 8:02 am

Now that’s funny. All that masturbation was sexual abuse.

anarchyst
anarchyst
November 21, 2017 2:36 pm

Membership in the democRAT party requires some form of perversion as a condition of membership…the more perversions, the higher the status within the party…

garyb
garyb
November 21, 2017 3:06 pm

the snake eats it tail when it’s not groping it:>:>

suzanna
suzanna
November 21, 2017 5:55 pm

“… Felonia von Pantsuit’s…”

Oven Mitt fashionista. Stolen from Lionel.

Miles Long
Miles Long
November 21, 2017 6:45 pm
Grog
Grog
November 21, 2017 6:46 pm

“On Tuesday, 36 women who worked on Saturday Night Live came out to defend Minnesota Sen. Al Franken in a signed letter of solidarity for the show’s one-time cast member and current Democratic politician.”
“In their letter, the SNL staffers — who had all worked alongside Franken at some point during his tenure on the comedy show — say that they “feel compelled to stand up” for Franken.”
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JANE , you ignorant slut.

Josh Stern
Josh Stern
November 22, 2017 7:09 am

I don’t have any personal connection to these sexual harassment stories, but it’s interesting to read others’ reactions and I’ll give my take on the politics.

First, I feel that CIA/Heine gang simply gives marching orders to its MSM fleet of obedient tools, so any story that is running in MSM today, especially one above and beyond its intrinsic news value, is a story that CIA/Heine wants to run with. Why sexual harassment, and why now? It combines minor objectives…1) deflect national attention from issues of war, violence, and how big $$$ is being spent/squandered, 2) focus on heterosexual male misbehavior takes attention away from allegations of gay rape in Hollywood (Spacey, etc.), 3) individuals being exposed are probably getting batted for other political reasons, like being less allied with Heine goals than the alternatives. Does that mean its bad? No, women get a raw deal in society and plenty of abuse from men of all types, so it is good to expose it. It’s sad and amusing to hear from in men who routinely murder women, just for being women, and who are offended by all natural female/reproductive sexuality that they feel on a good side of things to see Heine minions in the real world straying in their clumsy encounters with women – e.g. ignore all of our stealthy murders of happily coupled people, and look at those men who behaved badly when they got near a woman!!! Finally, candle or no candle, is nobody’s sin, especially when they are in prison and don’t have much choice.