Today’s the busiest travel day of the year, but at least this guy has the right attitude about it…I think?
Thanksgiving is here. So you know everyone has to go home and have dinner with their crazy family that always includes that one Aunt who is a plastic sex doll. Right? You all have that Aunt in your family too?
Dammit Ron. You know darn well we didn’t say “Go Elf Yourself.” You know exactly what we said.
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The Human Santapede
Looks like I just took care of my entire stocking stuffers shopping list.
You look like an ex Sobe Life Water spokesperson that never got over being replaced.
You know this dude is just waiting for a mofo to try something illegal. He’s ready for his citizen’s arrest tally to go up another notch.
Clearly I didn’t read the entire description properly when I decided to joint the “Chain Gang” motorcycle club.
I guess not all of the turtles that fell into the radioactive ooze that day were invited to become ninjas.
Shoutout to jolly old men with white beards who embrace their celebrity status every holiday year!
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
If I see that living, walking, talking, old plastic doll, with giant tits, disgusting woman? again I’m gonna throw up. Spare us Jim.
When my wife is running out to Walmart and asks me “am I dressed ok?” I always respond….”sure, you’re only going to Walmart.”
Truly, these people would be considered “freaks” if they showed up dressed like this virtually anywhere else…..but at Walmart, are they truly “freaks?”