Round up the Women and Children

by the subway philosopher™

When you start getting older, as I have managed to do despite the best intentions of government and ex-wives, sage thoughts begin to wander beguilingly across the mental landscape, such as this one:

Sooner or later men, particularly western men, are going to rise up and re-subjugate everyone, if only just to shut them the fuck up. We did it before, right?

I for one look forward to the bloodbath. Good entertainment is hard to find (of course, I’ll be relaxing with a cold one while you all are doing the subjugating). This is probably exactly what happened in the past, too. Thus the fall and rise of civilizations.

We could do it if we wanted to. Other even sager guys have mentioned it wouldn’t take much, for example, to round up all the women, slam ‘em into council flats with their brats, cough up cash enough to keep them fed, and fuck them when we need to. Oh wait, we do that already.

Actually, western governments do that, with the help of the be-pussied ones themselves, of course. Not to mention that every other conceivable group (don’t worry, we’re still discovering new ones) which could possibly beg a claim on victimization has jumped with both feet and a hundred pounds or so of excess body fat onto the same bandwagon. Hey, you’d do it too if you could, but tough luck – straight guys with jobs are excluded from most of the equality rackets. In fact, someone’s gotta work and pay for all this good stuff, and that’s you, you privileged cis-male asshole.

Critical theory, the Marxist analysis of power relationships in society and necessary correction thereof through coerced egalitarian outcomes, provides the intellectual underpinning for the anti-male (and increasingly anti-white) sentiment of our era, but like most ideologies, it serves largely as a guide for promoting the special interests of certain groups while creating scapegoats who are held responsible for any and all perceived injustices and subsequently abused. This pattern can be found in almost all states and societies, particularly those of the collectivized sort. But few of the antifa, feminists, and rainbow SJWs realize they’ll be among the first to face firing squads and the gulag once patriarchy and meritocracy are entirely deposed. They are indeed the ‘useful idiots’ of our time.

While western civilization may yet right the foundering ship of society and culture, it seems unlikely at this point, although a Diocletian could yet arise to temporarily stem the tides. Instead, increasing waves of hysteria and persecution grip the masses and media – witness Russia-gate, the destruction of history (shades of the Chairman), and the demonization of male sexual behavior.

“80% of guys bag only 20% of the pussy.”

Speaking of sex, one smaller but nonetheless important problem with our current feminist utopia is found in the Pareto principle, which when judiciously applied to where you blow your load, seems to imply that 80% of guys bag only 20% of the pussy (except when you get lucky and trip over one drunk enough for a gangbang). Sharing! – everyone can buy into that. Unless it means not getting laid ever, which it might for some men, but which isn’t actually as bad as it sounds. Sex dolls and porn are improving hourly, thank the good lord, or so the media tells us. In the meantime, babies are fewer, relationships are fewer, families are fewer. Far more men withdraw or kowtow than resist. (Life’s better that way no doubt, although I’m still waiting for just one guy with the cojones to say publicly ‘Damn rights I screwed as many women as I could. They liked it too. Now fuck off.’) The terms ethno-masochism and ethno-suicide spring to mind.

“I’d like to politely request that all good men unite in pursuit of a goal scaled down somewhat from total world domination.”

Most guys, while productive as hell when they want to be, are politically easy-going, even lazy. But in the interests of sanity and stability, I’d like to politely request that all good men unite in pursuit of a goal scaled down somewhat from total world domination – the right to be left alone, say. Or maybe the right to regular pussy – I’m ok with that too. Or should we demand an equal lifespan? An end to forced fatherhood? How about equal death rates on the job?

Continue sinking into matriarchy and succumb to the barbarians (aka do nothing). Stand up and demand real equal rights. Or take over the world (again). Which will it be?