“Being a Bitcoin advocate is like the veganism of the financial world. You’ll find out where I stand on the matter within 11 seconds of meeting me. And you’ll find yourself being appropriately belittled if you don’t feel the same way about it”.
WHY YOU SHOULD INVEST ALL YOUR SAVINGS INTO BITCOIN NOW
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
And there you have it. Lololol
He wins the internet today!!!! 🙂
Last month I remortgaged the house pulling out $117,297K in equity that went straight into BitCoin. We’ll see who’s laughing next year as this savvy investment reaches the sky !!!!!! I’m working on the name for my new yacht. “BitCoin Bliss” is leading the pack right now with “BitCoin Badass” running a close 2nd. Any suggestions?
Bankrupty McDebtorface
Tulips To The Sky
It’s Different This Time IV
“Schmuckie the Clown”
“BitBack”
BitL8
BitIrrational
BitLoser
BitLost
BitMinnow
BitPequod
Buy Tulips instead.
At least you can eat them..
Seem to not have much savings due to investing in BitBullets, BitBrass, BitPowder and BitGuns, along with BitBeans, BitBoots, BitBandaids, BitCans of BitBites, and BitSuch.
With what I have left, I’m gonna buy a Powerball ticket, and gas to cut some more wood when the temp gets above 0° for more than two days in a row.
Makes ya wonder if anybody would care if they were simply named BitTokens.
Finally, a worthwhile Bitcoin “article”.
“The good hearted and anonymous people behind Bitcoin”______dude with the ponytail
Again…..HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
I just had breakfast with my father this morning. He told me that my sister wished she had borrowed $35,000 from me to invest in bitcoin.
Nothing is more scarce than nothing. Therefore bitcoin will climb to infinity. It is the realization of the perpetual motion machine.
Going from paper backed by the the intelligence, beneficence of jews and the force of arms to digits backed by electricity is a perfect metaphor for this society. What could go wrong?
I dunno Zara, why do you ask?
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-12-30/australian-banks-reportedly-freeze-accounts-bitcoin-users
Such unanimity here in comments! Flog Bitcoin all you want, it won’t change anything and y’all will be crying in your beer about half way through 2018 when you finally realize cryptos are going to save us from a dollar collapse with nothing to replace it as a unit of exchange. You want a barter economy? I’ll trade my carton of cigs for your piglet? Or do you want a world without banks, brokers, a powerful gov’t, and an inflation-free unit of exchange that crosses borders with the ease of email? Should be an easy thing to understand, but biases rule.
‘cryptos are going to save us from a dollar collapse with nothing to replace it as a unit of exchange.’
Nothing? Really?
Wow, just wow. I can’t even..
Why not tell me what will replace the dollar when it fails? More dollars, perhaps?
Once faith in the dollar vanishes just like every other currency in history, bad things happen.
This time we will have cryptos.