As I was just coming home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family’s lives, my friends’ lives.
And worrying about what’s happening in Washington, Moscow, North Korea, the Middle East, Hillary Clinton’s scandals, Donald Trump, Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, the downgrading of our military, the terrorists infiltrating our border, the illegals, the refugees, and how our country is rapidly losing its sanity and its Christianity.
Then I saw a yard sign that said:
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NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
800-555-3787
Out of curiosity and desperation I called the number.
A Mexican with a leaf blower showed up.
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THAT, was good.
That was a good one. Thanks.
Ask him if he’s seen my old friend Julio.
Maggie…I just saw him…down by the schoolyard…
Now that’s funny, I don’t care who ya are.
My mom got a survey from BofA asking her if she was satisfied with her interaction with Jesus and questions like that. She thought, “I am really uncomfortable with the bank asking me questions about my faith. Why would they want to know this information?” She showed me the survey and I asked her if the guy who helped her was named Jayzoos…(light bulb).