WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Can’t say I blame him. You see the cost of new rides these days? Where do you get off charging $75k for a Chevy Tahoe? Gimme that wagon.

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Women carry everything in their purse. Money, chapstick, cellphone, tiny dogs, whatever you need.

Basically this is how I show up to one of my friends’ house anytime someone declines my invite for beers. Either you come out or you hate America. It’s one or the other.

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Whyyyyy do you have an outfit full of anime girls looking like they’re all giving blow jammers?

Christopher Robin has grown up but he just can’t let go of his buddy Pooh I guess. Sad…and creepy.

I don’t know you, but I want to cast you as a cool grandmother in an animated movie.

This looks like it was on the package of every Matchbox car I ever had growing up.

Wait, wait, wait. Shit. Did you say “a little off the top” or “a little on top”?

How convenient, I heard the Cleveland Indians are now in the market for a new logo / mascot.

When you have Game of Thrones on your mind 24/7 even though the new season doesn’t come out for another 6 years or something like that.

It must be the year of People of Walmart because Walmartians are going international…or that’s just what other countries assume all Americans are like? Could be either one.

It’s been a minute since we’ve done a “Who Wears it Better?” so why not jump back into bed with it. Who you guys got in this jammie jam?

No I don’t want to see your crotch-rocket. Thank you.

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