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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
February 5, 2018 9:14 pm

This is good….

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
February 5, 2018 1:08 pm

This man hates you.

wdg
wdg
February 5, 2018 1:11 pm

Loyal Member of the Jewish Fifth Column. Hang ’em High!

Arnold Ziffel
Arnold Ziffel
February 5, 2018 1:13 pm

Marty Feldman goes to Congress.

Dutchman
Dutchman
February 5, 2018 1:18 pm

Can you tell I’m sitting on an 8″ black dildo?

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
  Dutchman
February 5, 2018 3:21 pm

Gives a new meaning to “deep state.”

Stephen
Stephen
February 5, 2018 1:20 pm

Are Farts Lumpy?

Cynicles
Cynicles
  Stephen
February 5, 2018 9:37 pm

That’s some funny shart.

Ammo
Ammo
February 5, 2018 1:20 pm

….it’s not a digital?….

Bob Torre
Bob Torre
February 5, 2018 1:21 pm

A scary pile of Schiff

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
February 5, 2018 1:24 pm

“My eyes! My eyes!!!!”

Sorry – it’s all I got…

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 5, 2018 1:33 pm
mike
mike
  Anonymous
February 5, 2018 6:20 pm

Could he be Andy’s love child. He would be about the right age.

raven
raven
February 5, 2018 1:49 pm

I didn’t know she was 14!

Tony
Tony
February 5, 2018 1:52 pm

In the best Gomer Pyle voice. “Surprise, surprise, that wasn’t a prostrate exam and that wasn’t my finger either”.

Conejo Roho
Conejo Roho
February 5, 2018 2:14 pm

Instead of Scarface, it’s Scrambled Egg Face…..
“That’s some good shit !!!”

TJF
TJF
February 5, 2018 2:15 pm

Caption: “I bet you wish I was Peter Schiff instead.”

TS
TS
February 5, 2018 2:17 pm

I taut I taw a puddy tat.

Schiff's a dick
Schiff's a dick
February 5, 2018 2:19 pm

WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THAT NOOSE?

Nick Danger
Nick Danger
February 5, 2018 2:25 pm

Barney Google, with his goo, goo googling eyes…..

T. Chong
T. Chong
February 5, 2018 2:27 pm

“There was EXTRACTED OIL in that brownie???. Shiiittt…I don’t like this buzz. Not at all.”

TC
TC
February 5, 2018 3:07 pm

When’s the next flight to TelAviv?

ottomatik
ottomatik
February 5, 2018 3:33 pm

What kids?

Grog
Grog
February 5, 2018 3:38 pm

” If I think it’s important enough, I’ll leak it to Yahoo.”

bigfoot expects big things from Joe Kennedy including "rust free bridges and roads"
bigfoot expects big things from Joe Kennedy including "rust free bridges and roads"
February 5, 2018 3:45 pm

“Hoo, hoo. Hoo me?”

Patricia
Patricia
February 5, 2018 3:57 pm

He’s Very Very Afraid !!

wholy1
wholy1
February 5, 2018 4:23 pm

You are now socially/big-gov MINE!

Dan
Dan
February 5, 2018 4:45 pm

The woods are lovely, dark and deep

But I have promises to keep,

And miles to go before I sleep,
Miles to go before you sleep, Adam.
This is Binyamin and I want you to know I am proud of the job you are doing.
You have only a few more tasks and then you can come home.

NtroP
NtroP
February 5, 2018 5:05 pm

“I leaked so much, I shit myself!”

Rvrider
Rvrider
February 5, 2018 5:17 pm

“Look into my eyes, the Russians did it.”

It just doesn’t matter.
It just doesn’t matter.
February 5, 2018 6:59 pm

The Schiff hit the fan.

Mark
Mark
February 5, 2018 7:27 pm

Nice try everyone…I have the winner right here…and if you are honest with yourself you will UP VOTE ME!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1U6g-kJ5og

AC
AC
February 5, 2018 7:28 pm

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jammer
jammer
February 5, 2018 8:36 pm

“Do not adjust your television set! We are in control of all that you see or hear!”

Steve C.
Steve C.
February 5, 2018 9:09 pm

I just saw Nancy Pelosi naked…

NOMO MUELLER
NOMO MUELLER
February 5, 2018 9:09 pm

One of his West Hollywood constituents sends him a toke seat as a reminder. A leg from a barstool to sit on. Like in West Hollywood, where you turn your barstools upside down and papa, seating for 4.

22winmag - refugee from ZeroHedge who just couldn't take the explosion of doom porn and the avalanche of near-hourly Bitcoin stories
22winmag - refugee from ZeroHedge who just couldn't take the explosion of doom porn and the avalanche of near-hourly Bitcoin stories
February 5, 2018 9:14 pm

Caption:

Dave
Dave
February 5, 2018 9:28 pm

But, but, but, the doctor promised me my exopthalmic goiter was cured!

Andrea Iravani
Andrea Iravani
February 5, 2018 10:25 pm

I am inclined to believe that Q is a high ranking military officer, possibly Kelley, attempting a coup, and hoping to drum up support from stupid morons, based on the couple if articles posted on TBP which I have read.

The Suicide of PePe Le Frog – As He Jumps From the Frying Pan Into the Fire – Andrea Iravani

The Suicide of PePe Le Frog – As He Jumps From the Frying Pan Into the Fire

Peace,
Andrea Iravani

An Online Debate With An Atheist As The World Turns, And The Market Crashes

An Online Debate With An Atheist As The World Turns, And The Market Crashes

Peace,
Andrea Iravani

Andrea Iravani
Andrea Iravani
  Andrea Iravani
February 5, 2018 10:34 pm

As for the caption contest, I would have to go with ” I see nothing, I was not here, I did not even get up this morning. ”

Andrea Iravani
Andrea Iravani
  Andrea Iravani
February 6, 2018 3:28 am

All futures are in positive territory, this frequently happens and they head south again. Time will tell. No skin in the game. Doesn’t matter to me.

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
February 5, 2018 11:59 pm

Like Huma I sat on a Weiner…..a big Weiner !

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
February 6, 2018 12:07 am

https://youtu.be/Mizo55muY2I

Fired
The Crazy World of Donald Trump

I am the god of the Empire! And I say you’re
Fired, I’ll take you to burn
Fired, I’ll put you in an urn
I’ll see you squirm

You bought hearts that you sold and churned
But all of it’s going to burn
And your mind, your dirty mind
You know you’ve really been redlined
Now’s your time, sear your mind
You’re falling far, too far behind
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
You can’t return

Fired, I’ll destroy all you’ve done
Fired, to end all you’ve become
I’ll feel you churn

You’ve been lusting after little girls
In the middle of your secret world
And your mind, your dirty mind
You know you’ve really been redlined
Now’s the time, blow your mind
You’re falling far, too far behind
Oooh

Fired, I’ll take you to burn
Fired, I’ll put you into an urn
You’re gonna squirm
You’re gonna squirm
You’re gonna squirm, squirm, squirm, squirm, squirm,
squirm, squirm, squirm, squirm, squirm, squirm!
Ah, Ah, ha, ha, Ah, ha, ha, Ah

Fired, I’ll take you to burn
Fired, I’ll put you in an urn
Fired, you’ll wish you were dead
Fired, I’ll put you, fired…

jamesthedeplorablewanderer
jamesthedeplorablewanderer
February 6, 2018 2:22 am

“Adam, there are really good positions to be in, and then there’s YOUR position currently …”

None Ya Biz
None Ya Biz
February 6, 2018 5:57 am

Caption: Is that Hillary’s dick up my ass again?