Zar, some men get brains or brawn, others get neither. Women get … some get neither. Oh sure, some get both but like the guys that get just one gift, it’s a great gift.
Maggie seems to have been the exception, she had both qualities and was a leggy brunette to boot! I wonder if we could buy her motorsickel pic?
Anybody else see the similarity in the sketch to her lawyer? We had a guy come in to our class for a talk. He said he used to rob banks. He had a plain mug, said it helped him to avoid being recognized or even described by witnesses. Wouldn’t work nowadays with facial recognition technology.
whiskey tango foxtrot
April 18, 2018 12:05 pm
A woman who’s seen more dicks than a Greyhound Bus Station urinal gets her 15 minutes.
Nothing to see here. Move along.
They are real, this is not Q shit, they are real! The Easter bunny is not real, these love muffins are!
Mr. Whyte
April 18, 2018 1:24 pm
Blue Wave made flesh.
RHS Jr
April 18, 2018 1:38 pm
Only a fool would touch a porno whore. Only a fool would get into bed with NeoCons and so flagrantly double cross his political base. Only a fool married to a woman like Melania would betray her. Trump is not a genius, he is a triple stuffed Fool.
Tommy
April 18, 2018 1:45 pm
Judges chambers in 5….got it!
Brian
April 18, 2018 2:07 pm
A purple cum dumpster.
garyb
April 18, 2018 2:10 pm
looks like the unfriendly skank at my work that’s retiring next week,AMF
hardscrabble farmer
April 18, 2018 2:14 pm
I know what my teenage daughter thinks of me when I wear worn out overalls. I can’t fathom the kind of damage she’s doing to her own child. And she smiles as if she’s won the lottery.
In the last few months I bet her IQ has jumped a few points. I mean, this is the most intelligent company she’s kept in her entire adult life….
Usually, the smartest thing out of her mouth is when she rolls over to spit.
EyeGuy
April 18, 2018 2:56 pm
Probably a ‘stain’ on that Blue Dress somewhere…
TC
April 18, 2018 2:58 pm
She was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple peter eater….
22winmag - refugee from ZeroHedge who just couldn't take the explosion of doom porn and the avalanche of near-hourly Bitcoin stories
April 18, 2018 4:31 pm
DUAL AIRBAGS come standard on this AIRHEAD.
Zulu Foxtrot Golf
April 18, 2018 5:29 pm
Is this the anal scene?
steve
April 18, 2018 6:45 pm
And to think last year I was doing blow jobs for $50 and handies for $25. Cha-ching $$$$$
kerry
April 18, 2018 7:15 pm
Rack em and stack em!
Centurion44
April 18, 2018 7:42 pm
Those two airbags come with a myriad of communicable diseases, some that have just surfaced, a walking rubber test tube. Even in a weak moment I don’t believe The Donald sampled the goods, well maybe a “honker”, do hope he wore a condom, just saying.
mobius
April 18, 2018 8:25 pm
“Shit! I think I pumped them up too high.”
IluvCO2
April 18, 2018 8:59 pm
Well I don’t know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain’t right,
I’m so horny in case I fall off my chair,
And I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs,
Big Black Dicks to the left of me,
Big Black Dicks to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.
AC
April 18, 2018 11:29 pm
An idiot walks into a courthouse with 8 pounds of silicone.
Muscledawg
April 19, 2018 5:57 am
Why would some has-been porn “star?” who’s had more cocks in her mouth than a chicken raise’n homesteader or Monica who’s ugly ass phony tits desires to be displayed in public like the newest model Kia…….oh yeah, the fawning attention and $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. Who the fuck cares!
Wayne Tallaksen
April 19, 2018 9:57 am
Stormy, how much are you paying your lawyer? Not a thing, he said he would represent me Pro Boner!
“Stormy Weather” by Lena Horne
Gag me with a Boob….
She really doesn’t have much of an ass.
It’s all up front!
Zar, some men get brains or brawn, others get neither. Women get … some get neither. Oh sure, some get both but like the guys that get just one gift, it’s a great gift.
Maggie seems to have been the exception, she had both qualities and was a leggy brunette to boot! I wonder if we could buy her motorsickel pic?
Anybody else see the similarity in the sketch to her lawyer? We had a guy come in to our class for a talk. He said he used to rob banks. He had a plain mug, said it helped him to avoid being recognized or even described by witnesses. Wouldn’t work nowadays with facial recognition technology.
A woman who’s seen more dicks than a Greyhound Bus Station urinal gets her 15 minutes.
Nothing to see here. Move along.
If she had as many dicks sticking out of her as has been stuck in her, she’d look like a porkupine.
If she had as many dicks sticking out of he as have been in her she would look like a Porcupine!
There was a big titter in the crowd
Storm’s a comin’,
straining a mini.
No help for Donnie,
from patriot Binney.
A double BOOM,
but not from Q;
Cohen’s notes:
The FIBs preview.
A Libtard judge,
A stripper flunkie;
No skivvies there,
Airing out her monkee.
Where will it end,
This sordid affair?
potus distractus,
cuz cheetoh did dare.
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The leading front of this storm could possibly rain cash down on the plain.
I’m just gonna say it – this bitch is ugly! Have you seen her naked? Bad boob job, ugly tattoo…ugh.
Proof that tRump is a 36DD chesT champion.
They’re not real, but they are spectacular.
They are real, this is not Q shit, they are real! The Easter bunny is not real, these love muffins are!
Blue Wave made flesh.
Only a fool would touch a porno whore. Only a fool would get into bed with NeoCons and so flagrantly double cross his political base. Only a fool married to a woman like Melania would betray her. Trump is not a genius, he is a triple stuffed Fool.
Judges chambers in 5….got it!
A purple cum dumpster.
looks like the unfriendly skank at my work that’s retiring next week,AMF
I know what my teenage daughter thinks of me when I wear worn out overalls. I can’t fathom the kind of damage she’s doing to her own child. And she smiles as if she’s won the lottery.
She won’t be sittin on my face anytime soon.
Cheer up, Jack. Iravani is still available.
hehehe
In the last few months I bet her IQ has jumped a few points. I mean, this is the most intelligent company she’s kept in her entire adult life….
Usually, the smartest thing out of her mouth is when she rolls over to spit.
Probably a ‘stain’ on that Blue Dress somewhere…
She was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple peter eater….
Follow me on Titter
DUAL AIRBAGS come standard on this AIRHEAD.
Is this the anal scene?
And to think last year I was doing blow jobs for $50 and handies for $25. Cha-ching $$$$$
Rack em and stack em!
Those two airbags come with a myriad of communicable diseases, some that have just surfaced, a walking rubber test tube. Even in a weak moment I don’t believe The Donald sampled the goods, well maybe a “honker”, do hope he wore a condom, just saying.
“Shit! I think I pumped them up too high.”
Well I don’t know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain’t right,
I’m so horny in case I fall off my chair,
And I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs,
Big Black Dicks to the left of me,
Big Black Dicks to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.
An idiot walks into a courthouse with 8 pounds of silicone.
Why would some has-been porn “star?” who’s had more cocks in her mouth than a chicken raise’n homesteader or Monica who’s ugly ass phony tits desires to be displayed in public like the newest model Kia…….oh yeah, the fawning attention and $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. Who the fuck cares!
Stormy, how much are you paying your lawyer? Not a thing, he said he would represent me Pro Boner!