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BSHJ
BSHJ
July 14, 2018 3:07 pm

Between the Title and “Leave a Comment” there are 28 adds, each with a picture…..where is the story?

TampaRed
TampaRed
  BSHJ
July 14, 2018 5:06 pm

click on the video–
the ads help pay 4 the site,would you rather have to pay a fee to access the material here?
it wouldn’t hurt to check out some of the ads–you might see something you like & it’d be more $ in admin’s pocket–

TampaRed
TampaRed
  TampaRed
July 14, 2018 5:21 pm

since i mentioned clicking on ads,i’ll post this here–i saved it w/the intention of posting it here & forgot to do so until now–
i subscribe to a bunch of free internet news & article sites ,as probably do many of you–
one of them is a site called jewish world review–
a month or so back the site owner did not publish for a couple of days–below is a copy of the email he sent to subscribers–

JWR’S WELFARE — AND MINE

[PLEASE read this large font, but actually short, letter. ]

To my loyal friends and supporters — those who read JWR religiously, periodically and those who simply care that a site which is an eloquent exponent of your values exists:

I’m truly touched by your prayers and overall outpouring of support at this time.

My heartfelt apology for responding in this less than personal way.

Given the circumstances, I hope that this will make sense.

I started replying to the flood of emails from all over America and, indeed, the world. But then forced myself to stop because continuing to do so, no doubt, defeated the purpose of my break.

It was upon doctor’s advice that I suspended publication Thursday and today.

Though healing, thank God, prayers are still very much appreciated.

This is a plea for help — scratch that, survival.

This is not about the future, but the immediate present.

I’m still JWR’s sole employee. And that is taking its toll.

Care about JWR? PLEASE read on.

I’ll make this quick.

This is NOT an appeal for funds — at least not in the conventional sense.

The trend today in online publishing is to implement a “paywall”. Depending on the publication, the process cuts-off a reader’s access after 5 or 10 articles a month — unless one buys a subscription.

For several reasons, which I wrote about elsewhere, this wouldn’t work for JWR. Should it come to that, I’d likely have to fold the site. Neither you nor I want that.

No, this is still NOT an appeal for funds.

Clicking on JWR’s ads is the key to JWR’s survival. Ads in the center of our articles pay more than the others on our pages. Yet those in the newsletter pay the highest of all.

A high percentage of those who sent me “get-well” wishes mentioned how much they appreciate JWR. How they hadn’t realized to what degree that was until the site wasn’t updated. This, even after so short a time.

You may think your clicking on ads — we’re talking about LITERALLY a few seconds daily — is inconsequential. I’m here to tell you that is about as far from the truth as possible!

Please, PLEASE. Train yourself to click on ads. Not just for today or tomorrow.

If you are like me — and I’m all but certain you are — I get inspired about a cause; make a resolution. But in time, the intensity lowers and eventually peters-out.

PLEASE don’t let that happen. Because if you do, JWR won’t.

We’re only talking about a few seconds a day. Mere clicks of the mouse.

I need you. PLEASE help.

Yes, I need a staff. But before that, I need to be able to sustain the site.

Please help me, help you.

See you on Monday.

Happy weekend/Great Shabbos.

In gratitude and friendship,
Binyamin L. Jolkovsky

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Southern Sage
Southern Sage
July 14, 2018 3:39 pm

Morons, the word is moron, though dumbshit will do.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Southern Sage
July 14, 2018 4:43 pm

SS You are late to the party. It is a TBP thing.

Westcoastdeplorable
Westcoastdeplorable
  Anonymous
July 14, 2018 10:35 pm

It’s a HSF thing. Tag you’re it!

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Administrator
July 14, 2018 5:36 pm

after seeing that pic i say we go back to moron–

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
July 14, 2018 5:40 pm

’tis an honor to be counted among the Morans of the world.

BL
BL
  hardscrabble farmer
July 14, 2018 10:47 pm

HF- Are you kin to “Bugs Moran”the mobster , not sure if Moran was that fellow’s real name?

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
July 14, 2018 5:52 pm

For a time while living in the UK we only had one car so I was parked out back where my wife worked waiting for her shift to end. Her boss, a USAF Major (dumbass) came out with his briefcase in one hand to get into his locked BMW. He used his free hand to reach into his pocket looking for his keys. No luck.

He switched the briefcase to his other hand and dug in another pocket for a bit. Still no luck. He then switched the briefcase back to the original hand and checked the first pocket again with similar results. He switched briefcase hands a dozen times or so re-checking each pocket that had previously yielded negative results again and again.

Finally he put the briefcase on top of the car and started digging in both previously checked pockets simultaneously. He then checked the briefcase before closing it and going back to the pockets again. He grabbed the briefcase and went back inside. After a few minutes he comes back out and began the whole routine over again. Poor dumb bastard.

Undiscovered
Undiscovered
July 14, 2018 6:30 pm

Hard to believe people could be so stupid. Now where the hell did I put my sunglasses?

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Robert H Siddell Jr
Robert H Siddell Jr
July 14, 2018 9:12 pm

He is probably a Democrat bureaucrat with a PhD in some Political Studies field so he couldn’t think all by himself to rotate the suitcase 90 degrees to see if it would fit on it’s flat side.

Llpoh
Llpoh
July 14, 2018 9:22 pm

While flying once, a jackass crammed his locker full, then started cramming my and my wife’s locker full. They were assigned lockers to the seat. He filled our locker, then went several seats away and sat down. I yanked his crap out and left in the aisle. He went ballistic. I didnt say a word, put my stuff away, and had a drink. The attendants took care of him. These pricks bring on oversized luggage, multiple pieces, run to plane even when their rows are not called, and try to dominate the space. Sometimes the economy folks try to stuff their shit in the labelled biz class lockers at the front of the plane, which generally fails.

These idiots should be horsewhipped.

Westcoastdeplorable
Westcoastdeplorable
  Llpoh
July 14, 2018 10:38 pm

Along with Bill & Hitlery Clinton. Horsewhipped, that is.

gilberts
gilberts
July 14, 2018 11:04 pm

I don’t know how stewardesses do it. I used to work in customer service and I hated dealing with customers. Except in the tobacco store. I could do that all day.

Airline passengers, on the other hand, have go to rank somewhere with 7-11 customers.
I boarded an international flight once and got jammed in a seat up against the bulkhead. The one benefit was adjacent to the stewardess’ hangout spot and I got to hear them mocking all the passengers as they trooped aboard. It was funny as hell to hear them making fun of guys like the bag moran in the video above.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
July 15, 2018 12:55 am

Surrender, Admin. We got the place surrounded.
https://youtu.be/UfDXAA2MCD8