CAPTION CONTEST

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Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
August 10, 2018 1:02 pm

Looks like Kim just returned from his Hawaiian vacation.

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
August 10, 2018 1:15 pm

I think Kim is singing :

Well, life in the North Korea is kinda laid back
Ain’t much an old country boy like me can’t hack
It’s early to rise, early in the sack
Thank God, I’m A Hong Kong Boy

PlatoPlubius
PlatoPlubius
August 10, 2018 1:26 pm

Everyone except for Kim….

(Thinking) “Just keep smiling, just keep smiling…don’t want to end up like poor ol’ Capt. Sum Ting Wong or Ho Lee Fuk, rest their souls”..

Stucky
Stucky
August 10, 2018 1:34 pm

“Haha! I just beat Dennis Rodman in basketball!”

BL
BL
  Stucky
August 10, 2018 1:56 pm

“Nobody carrs me fat and rive to tark about it……all your food are mine, HaHaHA……now where is my bowl of Cream of SUM YUNG GUY”? It’s good to be a god.

Stubb
Stubb
August 10, 2018 2:12 pm

That’s what SHE said!

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 10, 2018 2:32 pm

feed me

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whiskey tango foxtrot
whiskey tango foxtrot
  Anonymous
August 10, 2018 3:25 pm

Looks like he’s been clothes shopping in the husky boys section at Sears.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 10, 2018 2:36 pm

Korean incarnation of Juan Valdez

surfaddict
surfaddict
August 10, 2018 3:00 pm

i wasn’t sure if that was a food stash, or counterfeit dollars…

whiskey tango foxtrot
whiskey tango foxtrot
August 10, 2018 3:21 pm

Never did get the oversized hats. Must carry extra mags or toiletries or something.

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
August 10, 2018 3:27 pm

“Wow, this equipment is as good as what Americans used to win WW2!” PS: Those are mechanical telephone dialing Step Switches first used about 1888. Specifically they are Strowger’s that step up one number and twist for the second. They were used in lots of WW2 equipment, such as the machines that broke German and Japanese codes. They were replaced by Stromberg-Carlson X-Y’s that used smaller grid switchs; and later by microcircuits.

BL
BL
  robert h siddell jr
August 10, 2018 3:47 pm

“She give me blow job long time….HaHaHa, but the guy on my right give better blow job even longer”…..

TomMacGyver
TomMacGyver
  robert h siddell jr
August 10, 2018 3:57 pm

‘Look more like jars of peanut butter to me…

Filomeno Reyes
Filomeno Reyes
August 10, 2018 3:51 pm

In a place where the starvation look is the norm, fatboy is a paragon of beauty.
Here in the USA, the fatties worship the anorexic look.
KimKa was flattered to be told she looked like she wasn’t eating.

TomMacGyver
TomMacGyver
August 10, 2018 3:54 pm

Last words heard from the officer on the left: “Was that you?”

Dude
Dude
August 10, 2018 4:26 pm

Not a caption, but my first thought is that Kim farted and is amused because 1. farts are funny and 2. funnier still, is that the rest of them have to pretend to be grateful for it.

Tommy
Tommy
August 10, 2018 4:28 pm

Over here….over here by the food I don’t share….. is where Dennis first kissed me!

BigCountryExpat
BigCountryExpat
August 10, 2018 5:11 pm

“Jimmy Buffet got nothin’ on me…”

CCRider
CCRider
August 10, 2018 5:24 pm

The one with the most fucked up hat gets the broad.

Dave
Dave
August 10, 2018 5:54 pm

Erections have consequences.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 10, 2018 7:09 pm

Hi folks, and welcome to Kimart. Can I introduce you to our item?

wholy1
wholy1
August 10, 2018 7:23 pm

yo Donald, you like my Sis?

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 10, 2018 8:51 pm

Noodle Digesting Factory

LAC
LAC
August 11, 2018 2:43 am

Trump said I could visit Alabama!
A country boy will survive.
Big hat, no cattle.
Where did my buddy Huck Finn go?

T.C.
T.C.
August 11, 2018 8:35 am

Sure, Goldman will now control our money supply, but have you seen my new Cadirac?

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
August 11, 2018 11:23 am

Sometimes, there are no words.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
August 11, 2018 11:26 am

Maybe he’s trying out for the Clarence Darrow role in a dinner theater production of “Inherit the Wind?”

thetruthonly
thetruthonly
August 11, 2018 12:19 pm

Got step 1 down , “Hey Macarena”

ScrappyDoo
ScrappyDoo
October 15, 2018 5:26 pm

These weapon systems are as defunct as a caption contest.

ScrappyDoo
ScrappyDoo
October 15, 2018 5:27 pm

They’re not going to let you in, if you don’t have a big hat.