I’m curious at how much sponsorship money Monster Energy would have to pay you to remove that tattoo? It can’t be good for their brand.
I’d like to point out that we are posting this because it’s weird and crazy to drive around in a hearse. NOT because we want it to be Halloween. It’s early August and you need to keep all your pumpkin shit and Halloween countdowns away. Already sick of stores putting out fall decorations. It’s August. I’m still thinking about neon colored sunglasses and getting day drunk on the beach. Let’s enjoy one season at a time. Rant over.
I can’t tell if wearing two shitty hats actually helps you out. Kinda like two negatives making a positive. My gut still says you’re hopeless though.
At first glance I couldn’t tell if she was in the business mode or party mode of her mullet. But then I spotted that 100’s style cig and I knew it was party time. Dig it friends.
Let freedom ring!…and ring and ring and ring. Just don’t pick up the phone.
I’m no Lionel train enthusiast, but I don’t think gluing them to the hood of your car is something real collectors do.
I think I’m gonna skip my back to school shopping this year.
And they blame the guys saying we miss they toilet?!?!
Bottom biscuits have been down this year. Maybe we are making an impact.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
You somehow managed to remember to go pick out a fancy hat to wear but forgot a shirt? How does that happen?
Ah yes, because if there is one thing in this world that drug dealing kingpin Tony Montana loved to do, it’s shop at Walmart.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
Random observations…
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom
…until they are flashing behind you.
If you think nobody cares whether you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Money talks … but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Former relationships are a lot like algebra.
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
I might be carrying too much girth, but, I’m not fat; I’m just easier to see.
I’m in shape, too… Round is a shape.
My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.
I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.
She also tells me I have a preoccupation with vengeance.
We’ll see about that.
The location of your mailbox reveals you how far away from your house you can be in a bath robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.
Do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out?”
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body…
Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week.
Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year.
This is very upsetting news to me.
I had no idea I was Japanese.
LGR: Your observations are very healthy and prove you’ve got it wrapped up with a square knot and two half hitches securing the package……