WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Thanks for the face kid, I can save my words for another day.

I feel like a Cuntasaurus or Twatasaurus is scarier than a real dinosaur. Especially with all dem kids up in that bitch!

Even your dog is embarrassed of you bro.

Hey Mickey Blue Eyes. You’re no Hugh Grant.

New York’s Naked Cowboy’s lesser known cousin Ron the Half-Naked Cowboy from Hackensack.

This guy went from “someone that would shoot at children for trying to get their ball out of his yard” to “guy who is so blazed on his porch he thinks little trolls are stealing his lawn ornaments so he shoots at them”.

Wowzers! I had to do like a quadruple take a this! Did you have that tank custom colored to match your skin or something? Honestly, add a belly button and some nipples and it’s spot on.

I don’t even sit on my own couch at home with that much ass hanging out, why would you do it to a public scooter at Walmart?

Is it still a walk of shame if it’s your job?

Well that’s one hell of a threat. I mean, I’m not going to call his bluff and take a nap, but that’s still a hell of a punishment for some R&R.

When Dads finally figure out selfies….kinda.

That’s why I love Walmart, they even have Great Value brand Batman.

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