John McCain Requests Ashes Be Launched Into Iraq

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Jamesj
Jamesj
August 26, 2018 7:18 am

I suggest dumping the ashes in the outhouse in Mr. Gores article pictured.

unit472
unit472
August 26, 2018 7:40 am

John McCain came from family of distinguished Admirals. His own Naval career was far from distinguished. He crashed during flight training in Pensacola and went on to blow up the aircraft carrier he was assigned to before fleeing the fires and explosions he caused to lollygag in sick bay with minor burns as better men than he fought to save the ship.

McCain never commanded anything beyond the Navy’s smallest single seat attack aircraft, the A-4 Skyhawk, and on one of the few actual missions he flew was either shot down or simply crashed again and spent the rest of the war in a POW camp. This was fortuitous for McCain as he was given automatic promotions instead of being cashiered from the Navy as an incompetent pilot.

Returning from the war, McCain abandoned his wife to marry an Arizona beer heiress. He never again flew an airplane but did cash in on his family name and his new wife’s money to pursue a political career. He was elected to the US Senate and spent the rest of his worthless life as a RINO warmonger and failed presidential candidate losing to George W. Bush who, unlike McCain, was a capable Air Force National Guard pilot, and Barack Obama, the only negro to ever receive a nomination for the office of president.

A bitter and nasty man, McCain’s disloyalty to his own party made him a favorite of the Washington media and his death will be deeply mourned by ‘journalists’ who came to depend on him for leaks.

Maggie
Maggie
  unit472
August 26, 2018 7:55 am

Thank you. Officers like McCain are worthless. That’s why they become Congress Critters.

And they have zero loyalty or class. Ask Sarah.

Maggie
Maggie
  Maggie
August 26, 2018 7:57 am

Never mind. She has class. She will declare him to be a true hero. But, he blamed HER for his loss of the Presidency. Classless Congress Critter.

CCRider
CCRider
  unit472
August 26, 2018 7:55 am

Great epitaph. I hope it finds its way to the WSJ editorial page.

Michael Keane
Michael Keane
  unit472
August 26, 2018 8:24 am

well said, succinct and to the point. Carpetbagger McCain, simply awful. May I copy and paste this elsewhere?

Maggie
Maggie
  Administrator
August 26, 2018 11:04 am

True dat. Classless. Congress. Critter.

Jdog
Jdog
  unit472
August 26, 2018 9:25 am

John McCain is a walking shitstain. May he rot in hell for eternity.

Maggie
Maggie
August 26, 2018 7:54 am

How about we divide them between the thousands of families who’ve left their dead soldiers and their souls there. That way, he can be part of the damage control team still.

Michael Keane
Michael Keane
August 26, 2018 8:27 am

McCain’s ashes scattered in Iraq: Hasn’t the US polluted that unfortunate country enough already?

Leslie A
Leslie A
August 26, 2018 8:33 am

I say McCain’s ashes get made into a replica of a penis so that he can go on being know as the DICK he was in life!
If the AZ Governor gives his widow that Senate seat, he (the Gov.) ought to be ousted from office for being a DICK as well!
AZ and Americans are tired of the antics of the (late) AZ Senator. We don’t need those antics perpetuated by his widow!

Maggie
Maggie
  Leslie A
August 26, 2018 9:48 am

I second that. well, I agree with your sentiment, at least

Southern Sage
Southern Sage
August 26, 2018 8:47 am

Hmm. I guess there is no toilet handy. Read, “When Tokyo Rose ran for president”, by Ron Unz. Disgusting man, McCain, in all respects.

turlock
turlock
  Southern Sage
August 26, 2018 9:12 am

The man was a clone of Arlan Specter, a rino bastard that spent decades supporting progressive causes and campagining as a conservative every 6 years. Both died with brain cancer and I will always believe their thinking and actions were diseased by their disease.

Maggie
Maggie
  Administrator
August 26, 2018 9:54 am

PoWs became celebrities after McCain seized the high ground in Congress. (There’s an oxymoron… there is NO MORAL GROUND in Congress, high or low. It is all money.)

I hate what PTSD did to my own father, turning him into a paranoid, cynical and narcissistic old grump who believe whatever he wanted was of far more import than anything else. However, I did the love, honor and obey bit and don’t regret letting the old guy die thinking he was something really special because he’d been “over there.”

I saw the same arrogant narcissistic traits in McCain, who additionally has the MILITARY OFFICER BRAT complex and the cocky pilot attitude. Trust me, the guy was spending the monopoly money like it was, well, monopoly money and now that he’s gone, perhaps additional swamp draining can occur.

pyrrhus
pyrrhus
August 26, 2018 10:10 am

Why not bomb Iran with the ashes?