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Ammo
Ammo
September 1, 2018 1:42 pm

..loosen up butter cup, cuz here I come….

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 1, 2018 1:43 pm

I wonder if she likes cigars?

magsinrags
magsinrags
September 1, 2018 1:46 pm

“If you could see my hand right now, you might call me Stucky.”

magsinrags
magsinrags
  magsinrags
September 2, 2018 3:20 am

I rethought this when I got taken on “rounds” today. The new caption would be “Hello there Mary Bess! Simon’s climbin’ on!”

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
September 1, 2018 2:00 pm

She reminds Blow Job Bill of Monica…

TampaRed
TampaRed
  robert h siddell jr
September 1, 2018 4:03 pm

monica never looked 1/2 that good–

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
September 1, 2018 2:05 pm

He looks like he is suffering from dementia. And not that I’m a prude but why would anyone wear a dress/makeup combination like that to a funeral? It’s completely disrespectful and with her half covered rear end only a couple of feet away from a perv like Clinton what would the expected outcome be?

I just can’t get my head around how weird our entire ruling class has become- their behavior at those two funerals was just bizarre and completely out of place for anything even remotely connected to mourning.

Celestino Flores Amezcua (EC)
Celestino Flores Amezcua (EC)
  hardscrabble farmer
September 1, 2018 7:17 pm

You don’t need to be a prude to imagine who’s been slapping dat ass.

Why did Reetha’s funeral have to coincide with McCain’s? I’m not a racist or anything but why in the dart filled blue balls does everything have to be about the 13%ers?

Dateline Ferguson 2064: Black activists protesting straight hair as a microaggression against the people they once held as slaves, demand non-black people shave their head and ‘act black’. President North West tweeted an urgent call for immediate compliance from disenfranchised sheeople.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Celestino Flores Amezcua (EC)
September 1, 2018 7:38 pm

aretha died 1st & i believe hers was already scheduled–

Celestino Flores Amezcua (EC)
Celestino Flores Amezcua (EC)
  TampaRed
September 1, 2018 8:12 pm

They die in 3’s, whose the next songbird to croak?

Celestino Flores Amezcua (EC)
Celestino Flores Amezcua (EC)
  Celestino Flores Amezcua (EC)
September 2, 2018 1:26 am

Song Bird

Song bird
In a gook built cage
On a winter’s day
In the rain
Song bird
In a gook built cage
At home
The agent orange blows
Across the jungle and wet roads
From metal clad skies
In a rage
But the song bird
Just sits in his cage
Unharmed
Song bird must sing
Or he will die

Mustang
Mustang
  Celestino Flores Amezcua (EC)
September 1, 2018 7:52 pm

America is starting to suffer from “Black People Fatigue”. I know I am.

None Ya Biz
None Ya Biz
September 1, 2018 2:14 pm

I’ve heard once you go black you never go back. I wonder if that’s true….

WIP
WIP
  None Ya Biz
September 1, 2018 7:11 pm

not necessarily true–
for example,after admin’s dalliance in the 30 blocks his wife took him back,though rumor has it that there is a monthly fight when the child support check is made out to the baby mama.

Celestino Flores Amezcua (EC)
Celestino Flores Amezcua (EC)
  WIP
September 2, 2018 1:41 am

I fail to see the humor in that. If Admin had described himself as some carousing half wit toothless hillbilly then maybe…

javelin
javelin
  None Ya Biz
September 2, 2018 8:53 am

It might be true if it was, ” once you go (into) a black ( neighborhood) you may never come back.”

PlatoPlubius
PlatoPlubius
September 1, 2018 2:26 pm

Slickwilly,

“I’m sure the public would be horrified if they knew what I was thinking right now. Bwahahaha”

Crawfisher
Crawfisher
September 1, 2018 2:35 pm

Meme – ‘Better than staring at Hillary’s @ss’

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 1, 2018 3:04 pm

“Aw, Hell! this is better than sitting through the McCain funeral.”

TampaRed
TampaRed
September 1, 2018 4:05 pm

damn,i wish this was 20 years ago when i was potus & could still get it up–

TC
TC
September 1, 2018 5:01 pm

“Hey baby! Ever see a tube steak grande?”

Iwasntbornwithenufmiddlefingers
Iwasntbornwithenufmiddlefingers
September 1, 2018 5:10 pm

I dont know which one is creepier

Mustang
Mustang
  Iwasntbornwithenufmiddlefingers
September 1, 2018 7:53 pm

Amen!!!

bigfootmm
bigfootmm
September 1, 2018 5:30 pm

“It’s been my dream to become a total prick with cum spewing out the top of my head like white volcanic ash.”

Suds
Suds
September 1, 2018 5:42 pm

“Young lady, I’m feeling your passion Maverick isn’t the only one who is stiff here.”

Craig johnson
Craig johnson
September 1, 2018 6:19 pm

“Dayum nigga, I wantstabe balls deep in dat ass! Fo sho mo fo bix noood!!”

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 1, 2018 8:14 pm

NACHO BILL GRANDE

22winmag - Q is a Psyop and Trump is lead actor
22winmag - Q is a Psyop and Trump is lead actor
September 1, 2018 8:42 pm

If you live in Serbia, you’d better duck [again].

Hermano
Hermano
September 1, 2018 9:06 pm

“She makes Grandpa feel like 21.”

Stubb
Stubb
September 1, 2018 9:24 pm

I wish that microphone was my pecker.

Dave
Dave
September 2, 2018 12:00 am

Didn’t I spot that dress last week?

Erasmus le Dolt
Erasmus le Dolt
September 2, 2018 2:54 am

Nice, but way to old for the Lolita Express

wholy1
wholy1
September 2, 2018 8:30 am

Giving either “thing” ANY regard makes you what?

EyeGuy
EyeGuy
September 2, 2018 10:28 am

BELZEBUBBA

Coalclinker
Coalclinker
  Administrator
September 2, 2018 4:49 pm

I think all of that excitement from the first one over stressed his heart and caused him to lose his hard on. He’s thinking,” WTF, it doesn’t do me any good to dream about pussy any more!”

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 2, 2018 11:22 am

“I wonder if that dress is Scotch-guarded?”

Big Dick
Big Dick
September 2, 2018 11:50 am

Now there is an ass that my lips could really enjoy in deep penetration.