Someone cooped up away from the coastal plains recently groused about why I live in hurricane alley. It is sorta like Willy Sutton said. It is where the fish are.
robert h siddell jr
September 16, 2018 4:24 pm
Liberals don’t teach people to fish, they teach people to steal.
You fucked that one up, I read it just a week ago, it went something like this: give a man a fire, he’ll be warm for a day, set a man on fire, he’ll be warm the rest of his life.
You beat me to it. I was thinking of this exact joke when I saw the post. Great job. Marvelous joke.
MrLiberty
September 16, 2018 11:48 pm
BOTH the republicans and democrats are more than happy to STEAL fish for their friends. And their supporters are more than happy to endorse the STEALING, so long as the right people get the stolen fish.
Someone cooped up away from the coastal plains recently groused about why I live in hurricane alley. It is sorta like Willy Sutton said. It is where the fish are.
Liberals don’t teach people to fish, they teach people to steal.
Fishing is racist, too many whites do it…
But stealing isn’t racist….that’s why so many blacks do it.
Teach a man to make fire, he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. Set a man on fire, he’ll only be warm for a day.
You fucked that one up, I read it just a week ago, it went something like this: give a man a fire, he’ll be warm for a day, set a man on fire, he’ll be warm the rest of his life.
That’s so much better – hate when I fuck up a good joke.
Is it moosecock? http://gwally.com/humor/000501.php
You beat me to it. I was thinking of this exact joke when I saw the post. Great job. Marvelous joke.
BOTH the republicans and democrats are more than happy to STEAL fish for their friends. And their supporters are more than happy to endorse the STEALING, so long as the right people get the stolen fish.