My wife says she’s not trainable. I beg to differ. We’ve been together for 22 years. Here is the secret to my success:
Via Knuckledraggin
The Secret To My Success
My wife says she’s not trainable. I beg to differ. We’ve been together for 22 years. Here is the secret to my success:
Via Knuckledraggin
You should also teach your wife how to gut a lovely giraffe.
That’s what she said.
I just need a whore in the bedroom and a lady in the parlor. Is that asking too much?
As long as your wife doesn’t find out.
“…We’ve been together for 22 years. Here is the secret to my success:..” — Francis Marion
Steve C – My wife flew off on her broom 22 years ago. Our separation has been a complete success…
30 on Monday. It don’t look like that… but it’s still good ?
I’m not sure it looks like that for any of us. 😉
Wife #2 at 6 years in treats me pretty damned well, but I’d have to heat the house to 94 for her to dtess like that.
Might actually be worth it 🙂
Just turn off the lights.
If you find fault with a person, you’re probably looking too closely. – Doc Pangloss’ daughter
Reminds me of Maddie’s Mom. She said she skipped the apron and had sandwiches on the tray instead. The best are already taken. Sniff.
– Doc, we’ve been trying to have kids for several years with no luck.
– I’ll examine your wife first.
– Mr. Yobe, it turns out your wife is a tranny.
– OMG, that means..
– Yes, ..
– It’s her fault!
Actually I prefer the apron to a cellophane wrap.
Hard to eat the ham through the wrapper
Train her to “respond to nonverbal cues such as the snapping of fingers.” If you’ve got that one worked out, Francis, I have a whole new respect for Canadians
No. But she gets my attention by throwing things at me. For some reason I can’t hear the frequency her voice operates on.
Showed this to my wife of 44 years comparing it to an old cosmopolitan article house breaking a man .
Praying for death to be swift now
I actually thought we would both have a laugh but what the fuck do I know .
Manhattan in the man cave tonite “alone”
http://www.tcm.com/mediaroom/video/223692/Three-Faces-Of-Eve-The-Movie-Clip-Under-The-House.html
Somebody said buffalo wings work wonders although a box of chocolates worked for me one time.
Yes, the perfect Stepford wife, at your service! No brains and absolute obedience. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a fan of feminism, but neither do I believe a woman should be a brainless, placating and subservient creature. “In the household, the man is the head, but the woman is the neck.”
I once asked my other half why she wasn’t an obedient Stepford wife. Her response was: “because you’d get bored”. Funny girl, Mrs. Marion. And more often right than wrong. But don’t tell her I said that…