Yep. That looks about like the face you’d expect. From My Fox Chicago:
Fulton was taken to a police station where police say he admitted to being extremely high on meth and to drinking vodka earlier in the evening. Police say he started splashing himself with toilet water to try and cool off, but became very sick.
Steve Easton of Surrey in the UK suffered a terrible sneezing fit, and when he was done he pulled a rubber dart cap from his nose. After telling his mother about the event, she recalled a story he had forgotten from when Steve was just 7 or 8 years old. As it turns out, he was taken to the hospital after getting a dart stuck up his nose as a kid, where doctors were unable to find it after X-rays.
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That was funny as hell nkit! The kid was lucky indeed.
Einstein’s
Huge set on that adrenaline junkie.
Nuts!
When he learns how to grab em’ in the pussy, he can be president. Good start toward that goal.
Attention! Soy Boy clean-up in aisle four.
That actually looks fun.
Future AntiFa.
That’s not even funny
It’s a little funny..
I loved it. Thanks, NKIT for a great bunch of videos as usual.
I’m glad that you got a few laughs. Have a great weekend…same to the rest of you monkeys.
Great job again this week nkit and Admin!!! Thanks….
Thanks, Bea. Have a great weekend.
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In a twist away from the typical JOTW…
Some sound medical advice.
Ever catch one of those prescription meds advertisements on the TV or radio?
Who would think of trying one of the many that big pharma peddles?
There’s always a laundry list of possible side effects.
Cure one problem, and gain a host of others, right?
But here, we have an exception.
-Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
-Do you suffer from shyness?
-Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
-Do you sometimes feel stressed out?
If you answered yes to any of these questions,
-Ask your Doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.
Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident.
It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you are ready
and willing to do just about anything.
You’ll notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses, you will overcome obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want.
-Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past.
-You will discover talents you never knew you had.
Disclaimer:
-Cabernet Sauvignon may not be for everyone.
-Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it, but
-Women who would like to be nursing or become pregnant are encouraged to try it.
-Side effects may include: dizzyness, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, delusions of grandeur,
headaches, dehydration, dry mouth, table dancing, and a desire to sing karaoke or play all night strip poker, Truth or Dare, or naked Twister.
WARNINGS:
-Consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
-Consumption may cause you to tell your friends over and over again you love them.
-Consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster, and better looking that others.
Recommended brands: Dark Horse, Mondave, and…aw, hell, there’s too many to list.
Consult with your nearest sommelier, after approval from your Doctor, your spouse, or your friends.
Life’s a Cabernet!
Please don’t drink and drive.
~ Cheers.
1) I’ll have the coleslaw
B) I’m going to try the tit-grabbing trick that Nkit posted. I just need to find a lass who’s young enough and also not a daughter of mine. Maybe at church.
A little advice for when you get locked up: find the biggest black dude, ask him to protect you.
Thanks. Reminds me of the old joke: Guy goes to prison. His big, black cellmate (we’ll call him Leroy) says “you wanna be the husband or the wife?” Guy thinks about it and says “I guess I’ll be the husband”. Leroy goes “then get over here and suck your wife’s dick”.
That sucks
Thanks for the laughs. I needed that.
nkit – the GIF God!
Nah, just the gif giver, but thanks…..tis the season…May you all have a very memorable Holiday Season…try not to drive under any trucks…
+100 on this one, bud.
Love my Scots-Irish roots..Thanks, Sir Van Morrison
Twangin’…
Nuther good one.
I do believe we could hang out for awhile & have a good ol time.
no doubts..
fuck this shit..
Admin and nkit thanks for the post, we need the relief.
That baseball in the back of the head had to have hurt. Ouch.