The caller said she saw Allen grabbing handfuls of make-up without looking at the color or labels. She didn’t appear to be checking prices, either, the report states.
A young couple were enjoying the view of Adelaide when their car was swallowed by a sinkhole #moodkiller @9NewsAdel pic.twitter.com/5jtFZGH1qk
— Eliza Rugg (@Eliza_Rugg9) October 4, 2016
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I got to tell you I laughed my ass off on this weeks Fails. That’s one of the best collections ever.
Step it up nkit.
I think we can safely say Nkit stepped up.
Very good ones Nkit.
Glad you enjoyed, DB
How do I post a gif?
I right click on a gif, then left click “Copy Image Location”. I then go to FF and paste it into the comment box. I use a desktop to post.
What is FF? Friday Fail? So you mean the comment section. I’ll give it a try on my desktop.
Post a gif for us Donkey Balls…then I want to see MOAR next week!
hsf; you posted at 3:20. nkit’s first gif was at 4:02. How is it possible you saw them before they were posted ?
I’m gonna help you out, Ozzie, just because. I could be wrong, but I believe HSF was speaking of the failure pics in the body of the post, before the Gif Master did his magic in the comments thread that came after. You did good noticing time stamps. But, be aware that comment entries can be inserted beneath an old comment that’s at the top of the thread…making it appear the line jumpers were early in the game, when in fact, they took cuts and jumped in near the top of the comment thread, in the form of a Reply or add on to the old one. Get it?
Which is OK, but the time stamps are the clue.
An earlier comment gets pushed lower with each cut into the line by a late comer. The earlier entry often will have already made a point, which the newcomer line jumper is unaware or has blatantly stolen and displayed as if his wit was first to the party.
Hell, you probably won’t even check back to see if the farmer replied to you, with your wondering from 16 hours ago, before I typed you an answer, just because.
Donkey, yes. FF = Friday Fail.
There. I did 2 good deeds tonight.
Nag, Nag, Nag…
An attorney came home late, after very tough day, planning and arguing to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the Governor went unanswered, and he was feeling worn out, and depressed.
Soon as he walks thru the door at home, his wife started in on him.
“What’s this, getting home so late? Where have you been?
Dinner is cold and I’m not reheating it.”
and on, and on,
Too bummed out to play his usual role in this familiar ritual,
He poured himself a scotch, and headed off for a long hot soak in the tub,
only to be followed by his wife and even more of her sarcastic remarks,
as he dragged himself up the stairs.
While he was in the bath, with the door closed, the home’s landline phone rang.
The wife answered, and was told that her husbands client, the convict named
James Wright, had just been granted a stay of execution before the midnight deadline.
The lawyers wife, finally realizing what a shitty day he must have had,
decided to go upstairs and give him the good news, ignorantly believing some poor soul had just been saved from the gallows, by her husband’s effort.
As she opened the door to the bathroom, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and his feet.
“They’re not hanging Wright tonight”, she said.
He whirled around and screamed:
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOMAN, DON’T YOU EVER STOP?”
Two young Muslim friends, Rahim and Ahmad, decide to leave Pakistan and to emigrate to Ireland. Before they leave they agree to meet after one year to determine who has become the most Irish.
One year passes and, true to their word, the two lads meet in Dublin. Rahim says: I have become very Irish. I have a Roy Keane Celtic football shirt, I support the Irish soccer and rugby teams, I fish, I play hurling for Cork, I drink Guinness and have an Irish red setter! He beams triumphantly at his friend: “How Irish have you become?”
Ahmad sneers at him and snarls: “Fuck off you Paki bastard!”
Oh, that is so cute.
My hovercraft is full of eels! 🙂
Is that Rodney Dangerfield?
Raccoon parkour fail.
The Maxwell Smart of Raccoons. “Missed it by that much”.
Double the fun. Soiled shorts and a face plant into the cinder blocks.
+10 bud.
God damn…I thought I was the only one that remembered that episode of Battle of the Planets!
Fan fiction James Bond vs. Taran Killam…good times 🙂
Good take down. Girls was in shape.
When given lemons, make lemonade. When given floods, ski.
Is that T4C?
That’s Trumps dog grabbing them in the pussy.
Mess with the bull…