Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman,
“Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied, “My husband’s check book!!”
******
A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book
called ‘Husband – the Master of the House?’”
Sales girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!”
******
Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call
your wife – darling, honey, luv. What’s the secret?”
Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.”
******
Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an
anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription …
Simply showing marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not enough!
******
For MEN…..and WOMEN with a bit of humour ??
A man was granted two wishes by God.
He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever.
Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
******
There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single
and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see
wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened!
******
Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.
******
Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men?
A very INTELLIGENT student replied: “Because Women don’t have a wife!”
******
COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don’t teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?
******
When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT – what he really means is that he doesn’t know his wife’s opinion yet.
******
A lady says to her doctor: “My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?”
The doctor replies: “Give him an opportunity to speak when he’s awake.
Amazing Nkit. I laughed out loud. Thank God I was already on the john.
Iwasntbornwithenufmiddlefingers
December 21, 2018 5:00 pm
I wouldnt vote for obama or romney either
Suds
December 21, 2018 8:47 pm
Starting to think the UPS driver with the open back door, losing packages…
He must’ve had too much Christmas cheer at the DHL guy’s house,
with the FedEx and USPS drivers yesterday, when Shit Just Got Real.
And another Amazon customer wonders…where the hell is my package?
Some schmuck must’ve stolen it off my porch, ‘cuz the couriers ALWAYS deliver.
Vixen Vic
December 22, 2018 2:24 am
Well, at least the bad portrait drawer was willing to do something for the money. I bet people actually paid for a bad portrait, too.
Vixen Vic
December 22, 2018 2:42 am
Admin and nkit, you guys have outdone yourself this time. Everything was funny as hell. I always look forward to Friday Fail. After a long week, I need a good laugh and you guys always provide.
Never knew cult leader Jim Jones played the drums.
Whose hiring. Not editors I guess.
I wondered if anyone else caught that.
Men vs. Women…
Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman,
“Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied, “My husband’s check book!!”
******
A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book
called ‘Husband – the Master of the House?’”
Sales girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!”
******
Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call
your wife – darling, honey, luv. What’s the secret?”
Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.”
******
Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an
anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription …
Simply showing marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not enough!
******
For MEN…..and WOMEN with a bit of humour ??
A man was granted two wishes by God.
He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever.
Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
******
There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single
and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see
wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened!
******
Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.
******
Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men?
A very INTELLIGENT student replied: “Because Women don’t have a wife!”
******
COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don’t teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?
******
When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT – what he really means is that he doesn’t know his wife’s opinion yet.
******
A lady says to her doctor: “My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?”
The doctor replies: “Give him an opportunity to speak when he’s awake.
Very funny jokes.
Oh shit….now that’s f’n funny, but beverage alert next time Nkit!! 🙂 🙂
I had to watch this three times before I realized what had happened.
My god, that’s unexpected and funny.
Reminds me of a Norwegian Elkhound I used to have. Anytime it snowed, he couldn’t wait to get outside and roll around.
Let’s call this one:
“Tesla…The Early Days”
He could at least put a cushion on the back for the pup.
Didn’t know turtles ate birds. Reminds me of an alligator or crocodile, snatching prey into the water.
Unbelievable talent in your lineup tonight Nkit….(clapping and whistling ) !!
Amazing Nkit. I laughed out loud. Thank God I was already on the john.
I wouldnt vote for obama or romney either
Starting to think the UPS driver with the open back door, losing packages…
He must’ve had too much Christmas cheer at the DHL guy’s house,
with the FedEx and USPS drivers yesterday, when Shit Just Got Real.
And another Amazon customer wonders…where the hell is my package?
Some schmuck must’ve stolen it off my porch, ‘cuz the couriers ALWAYS deliver.
Well, at least the bad portrait drawer was willing to do something for the money. I bet people actually paid for a bad portrait, too.
Admin and nkit, you guys have outdone yourself this time. Everything was funny as hell. I always look forward to Friday Fail. After a long week, I need a good laugh and you guys always provide.