Best answer wins a weekend at Ruth’s.
Supreme Court Justice
Ruth Ginsburg is older than:– Mount Rushmore
– Alcatraz Federal Prison
– Golden Gate Bridge
– Hoover Dam
– Loch Ness Monster
– Chocolate Chip Cookies
– Monopoly
– ToothbrushesWho thinks it’s time Democrat’s let this women retire? ✋
— Combat Debater ?? (@CombatDebater) January 8, 2019
RBG has been around since before cockroaches, might even be their mommy
The answer is easy…older than all of the above added together, and then some.
Personally I can’t wait till she stops getting older.
Dirt……..God………The invention of the wheel………some of my socks in my sock drawer.
RUTH GINSBURG IS OLDER THAN:
Methuselah’s mother…
She was born before they invented ice.
Older than the solar system.
Can’t say because she preceded the Big Bang, but she babysat God and she lost her virginity in the back of a chariot, so she’s up there.
Ruth is older than:
PETRIFIED MONKEY SHIT
RBG is so old she can live without sex,…. but not those coke-bottle eye glasses.
She’s so old her wild oats are now shredded wheat. And when her husband confided to her that he wished she could give him just one more erection– she gave him an Erector Set.
She was the EOOW (Engineering Officer Of the Watch) when God brought the sun critical. (A little Navy Nuc humor…very little.)
RBG’s so old:
she sat next to Moses in third grade
she left her purse on Noah’s Ark
when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick
she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off
“Best answer wins a weekend at Ruth’s”
You have the most up votes so it looks like you’re the winner.
Cheer up. Second place is two weekends…
I can hardly wait. I’d better go pack my water skis and sunglasses.
I’d pack the shark repellent, but doubt that’d be necessary for Ruthie, professional courtesy and all that.
Priceless…..the three stooges go rogue at the beach….
She used to walk Jesus’ dog. When it was a puppy.
Roofie’s older than…
…Carbon dated DNA of pteradactyl shit found beneath CroMagnon man’ toenails.
She’s older than a bitty should be allowed to remain a member of SCOTUS.
Life tenure there is wrong, with what we know about senility, dementia, Alzheimer’s, and frailty of folks older than 80.
There should be annual retesting, after current retirement age of, say, 67, to check for cognitive decline, with oral Q & A, in front of a panel of elder psych professionals.
Factual question, not socio-political ones..
Roofie, who’s your Daddy, and where is he, at this moment in time?
What is the current Anno Domini?
How many other Supreme Court justices are there, beside you, on the beach? (no typo; see how she answers that one)
Ruthie, when did you stop beating your husband?
She is proof positive that “the cockroaches are the last to leave”..
She’s so old, her great grandchildren survived the Holocaust ™.
RBG is older than her son Luce S. Beezlebubstein.
RBG is so old, Jesus himself kicked her out of the temple.
Zombies.
Ginsburg predates zombies.
It’s not funny man…LOL We have had family members in her age bracket that could not be trusted with the TV remote let alone making decisions that effect all the citizens of our nation
After her age and medical issues are considered she should step down !
the solidarity in this comments section is amazing <3
wow… i never noticed the font admin chose fucks up the heart emote.
guess cause yer all a bunch of cranky old basteges right?
Older than any dog turd left in my yard!
She is probably dead.
I always laugh when I see the Bernie picture because I had a now deceased brother-in-law who looked like Bernie.
The Big Bang
Term limits, sunset clauses, and in the end, secession.