GILLETTE’S NEW SPOKES”PERSON”

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Old Shoe
Old Shoe
January 15, 2019 1:37 pm

I refuse to be held hostage by the mentally ill. I’m retired so I can call this shit out anytime I see it. And I have. Not surprisingly to any TBPers, at our local WalMart. I don’t instigate it verbally but I just stare at them long enough to try and provoke a reaction. Twice, I did. I then asked “What are you supposed to be?”

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
January 15, 2019 1:48 pm

Is that a 60 y.o. Tranny?

Impeach the Em Effer
Impeach the Em Effer
  Fleabaggs
January 15, 2019 2:10 pm

It makes sense, Fleabo. Fighting in the eternal war between the sexes requires heavy artillery. When the body cannon fails, you simply join the other side.

AC
AC
  Fleabaggs
January 15, 2019 3:50 pm

Macho Ma’am, Tranny Savage

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Fleabaggs
January 15, 2019 4:31 pm

Putting one’s body through that kind of hormonal ABUSE truly takes its toll. Just look at Bruce Jenner. At an age when most women would be through menopause and running on low levels of estrogen, he put his body through enough grow breasts on a 5 year old. I can only imagine the cancer consequences and other health effects of all of this. Truly sad that early teens are being allowed/encouraged to do this to themselves. The doctors should be charged with malpractice or executed for crimes against humanity.

Chubby Bubbles
Chubby Bubbles
  MrLiberty
January 15, 2019 8:12 pm

Since I can’t see many of the picture posts Admin puts up due to some glitch (others are in my boat). I assumed the pic would be of Jenner…

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  Chubby Bubbles
January 15, 2019 8:32 pm
Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  Chubby Bubbles
January 15, 2019 8:37 pm

Bubbles..
No, she just looks like a 60 y.o. man in a wig. A bitter man.

Chubby Bubbles
Chubby Bubbles
  Fleabaggs
January 16, 2019 1:33 am

Oh, that guy..
Yeah, the hilarious part is when he calls the clerk out to the parking lot to settle things “mano a mano”!!! Nothings screams “delicate flower” like threatening to beat someone up.

Steve
Steve
January 15, 2019 2:00 pm

Crazy isn’t it? Gillette supports this femininity in men who couldn’t grow facial hair thus, no need for a razor. Call me perplexed!

Prusmc
Prusmc
  Administrator
January 15, 2019 4:24 pm

Take a trip down memory lane. Find the Gillette commercials played between rounds of the Friday Night Fights 60 years ago. That was part of the Gillette Cavalcade of Sports.
Oh! To Look Sharpe, to feel Sharpe, Just be Sharpe.

Old Shoe
Old Shoe
  Prusmc
January 15, 2019 8:31 pm

I can still hear the theme. Remember the music to it Pru? Was watching the night Emile Griffith killed (when I say killed, he beat the man to death literally) Benny (Kid) Paret in the welter weight championship in ’62. Not many of us left that can remember this stuff.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  Old Shoe
January 16, 2019 12:26 am

Shoe..
He was queer and buddy called him that at the way in. Griffith said ” I’m gonna kill you.
Hell hath no fury like a scorned faggot.
That was the last Friday night fight.

Impeach the Em Effer
Impeach the Em Effer
January 15, 2019 3:04 pm

It’s simple, instead of growing a dick, grow a beard. Learn to laugh with your mouth wide open and adopt a Michael Jackson persona. You will fit right in with the new America.

22winmag - Q is a Psyop and Trump is lead actor
22winmag - Q is a Psyop and Trump is lead actor
January 15, 2019 3:25 pm

Hey… Gillette could have shaved Nicole Brown Simpson if she ever existed.

http://mileswmathis.com/oj.pdf

BL
BL

22- Repackage to Ms. Kelly??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QdUWtsjlXQ

RiNS
RiNS
January 15, 2019 3:36 pm

my new favourite youtoobe site…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noceIg2gb9Y

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  RiNS
January 15, 2019 3:44 pm

El C, what were you just saying about laughing with your mouth wide open?

Chubby Bubbles
Chubby Bubbles
  RiNS
January 15, 2019 8:18 pm

Is that one of those jailhouse teardrop tats on his right eye, that supposedly shows he offed people?

I think the Gillette thing is crazy, but -frankly- I don’t want this dude to “grab my hair” or “choke me a little bit”… WTF!?!?!?

We wuz ViKANGS & shiet
We wuz ViKANGS & shiet
  Chubby Bubbles
January 15, 2019 8:39 pm

Come on Chubby live a little… ya wont know if you dont try..

Chubby Bubbles
Chubby Bubbles
  We wuz ViKANGS & shiet
January 16, 2019 1:36 am

Oh yeah.. you been choked lately by someone who “loves” you?

Geez. I gotta go get a haircut now.

TC
TC
January 15, 2019 3:44 pm
Pequiste
Pequiste
January 15, 2019 4:01 pm

Outstanding porte-parole selection and tag line.
It should also get some advertisement work for a convenience store chain.

I was thinking that another wonderful representative for the new & improved Gillette razor user and role-model would be Chaz Bono.

With all that in mind; let me run this up the flag pole and see who salutes:

“The Best A Trans Can Get” TM.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
January 15, 2019 4:23 pm

The key lesson with these freaks is to NOT give them the satisfaction of ANY “identifier.” No ma’am, no sir, no politeness whatsoever. “Hey you” works perfectly fine. They have rejected the gender they were given, but that does NOT mean that they are entitled to pick another at will. Genderless pronouns are all they deserve. “IT” works perfectly fine from where I stand.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
January 15, 2019 4:33 pm

Gillette is upset that so many are growing facial hair that razor sales are down. The idiots have taken an abusively hostile approach to the situation. Instead of promoting a “well-groomed” beard appearance using their razors to do the trimming, edging, etc., they are attacking everyone with a beard and lumping them in with Harvey Weinstein. Real smart.

Chubby Bubbles
Chubby Bubbles
  MrLiberty
January 16, 2019 1:37 am

OTOH, there are so many new transgenders.. won’t that increase sales?

KaD
KaD
January 15, 2019 6:35 pm

From Gab:

“So there I was, putting on my rape slippers and practicing my sexual harassment pickup lines this morning. I had just got done cyberbullying my co-workers and neighbors as one does before coffee in the morning.

It was time to shave.

Walking up the stairs, I yelled at my wife to smile because she should do as she’s told, before pinching her butt right after she told me she didn’t consent to it. Putting on the shaving cream and thinking about how I can get my boys into a fight at the next neighborhood BBQ, I replaced the worn Gillette brand Mach3 and began to chant “boys will be boys” as I started to shave.

Suddenly, my wife bursts into the bathroom holding her phone. I viciously grabbed her by the hair because, as my father taught me, every man is has the god given right to abuse females. I angrily began to mansplain to her why she isn’t smart enough to know my shaving time is my time and she should get back to the kitchen.

With tears in her eyes, she showed me the new Gillette ad.

I realized how my every view and behavior I’ve ever held dear was wrong. I’m calling in sick at the toxic masculinity factory today and registering as a submissive at the Fawcett Society. I may even dispose of my Otaku Hitler body pillow.

Thanks Gillette.”

WestcoastDeplorable
WestcoastDeplorable
January 15, 2019 10:53 pm

I’m laughing because about 20 years ago I said fuck it and bought a Norelco. Fuck Gillette.