Can YOU ace the US Citizenship Exam? —- (Also …. JOOS!!)

The Woodrow Wilson National Fellowship Foundation tested 41,000 Americans comprising all 57 states.

—– Vermont is the ONLY state where the majority (even then, by only 53%) of residents passed the history questions on the US Citizenship Exam.

—– Louisiana had the most dumb-asses — only 27% passed.  Followed by;  WY, SD, MT, VA, KY, AR, AL, MS.  (Lots of Southerners!)

Can YOU pass?  (Me? I aced it. Truly.  But, I totally guessed on question 17.)

Question: This is an incredibly easy history test. What does it say about Americans when the majority fail? Me? I say a nation with no past has no future.

[Note:  I added “JOOS” to the title only in hopes of getting this to 400.  TIA.)

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1)- There were 13 original states. Select the option that names three of them.

A) – Conn, Mass, Maine

B)- NJ, NY, NH

C)- NJ, WV, VA

D)- RI, FL, GA

2)- Who wrote the Declaration of Independence?

A) – Thomas Jefferson

B)- James Madison

C)- George Washington

D)- Abraham Lincoln

3)- What territory did the United States buy from France?

A) – Louisiana

B)- Puerto Rico

C)- Alaska

D)- Hawaii

4)- When was the Constitution written?

A) – 1776

B)- 1787

C)- 1789

D)-  1790

5)- Which of the following wars was fought by the USA in the 1800s?

A) – Mexican-American War

B)- WWI

C)- Korean War

D)-  WWII

6)- What did Susan B. Anthony do?

A) – Fought for woman’s rights

B)- Made the first flag

C)- Founded the Red Cross

D)- First woman elected to Congress

7)- Before he was President, Dwight Eisenhower was a general in which war?

A) – WWII

B)- Civil War

C)- Spanish-American War

D)- Vietnam War

8)- Who did the United States fight in WWII?

A) – Japan, Germany, Italy

B)- Austria-Hungary. Germany, Japan

C)- Japan, China, Vietnam

D)- Soviet Union, Germany, Italy

9)- What is one right or freedom given in the First Amendment?

A) – Speech

B)- Bear arms

C)- Life

D)-  Land ownership

10)- Why did the Colonists fight the British?

A) – Because the British Army stayed in their houses

B)- To help Native Indians get their freedom

C)- To free African slaves

D)- Because of a financial crisis

11)-  Who was President during WWI?

A) – Woodrow Wilson

B)- Franklin Roosevelt

C)- Herbert Hoover

D)- Abraham Lincoln

12)- What is one thing Benjamin Franklin is famous for?

A) – Invented the light bulb

B)- He was a US diplomat

C)- Published the code of the US Constitution

D)- Started the first universities

13)- There are four amendments to the Constitution on who is able to vote in US elections. Which of the following describes one of these amendments?

A) – Citizens 18 years and older can vote

B)- Citizens by birth only can vote

C)- Citizens 17 years and older can vote

D)-  Only citizens with a job can vote

14)- Who was President during the Great Depression and World War II?

A) – Franklin Roosevelt

B)- Woodrow Wilson

C)- Abraham Lincoln

D)- George W. Bush

15)- Who said “Give me liberty, or give me death?”

A) – Patrick Henry

B)- Thomas Jefferson

C)- George Washington

D)- Benjamin Franklin

16)- Who is not a writer of the Federalist Papers?

A) – Publius

B)- Alexander Hamilton

C)- Thomas Jefferson

D)- James Madison

17)- How many amendments does the Constitution have?

A) – 27

B)- 26

C)- 24

D)- 30

18)- During the Cold War, what was the main concern of the United States?

A) – Communism

B)- The Great Depression

C)- Slavery

D)-  Climate Change

19)- How many justices are on the Supreme Court?

A) – 9

B)- 10

C)- 11

D)- 12

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Answers below.  Don’t fucken cheat!!!!

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ANSWERS:
1 through 5 — B, A, A, B, A
6 through 10 —– A, A, A, A, A
11 through 15 —- A, B, A, A, A
16 through 19 —- C, A, A,

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steve
steve
February 16, 2019 12:40 pm

#16 got me, the one about the pubic guy…

Two if by sea. Three,if from within thee
Two if by sea. Three,if from within thee
February 16, 2019 12:41 pm

Very impressive results, Stucky
Am I the only one that confused Ross with Antony?

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
  Two if by sea. Three,if from within thee
February 16, 2019 2:09 pm

Diana or Marc?

Kitster
Kitster
February 16, 2019 12:54 pm

Missing one letter for group 16-19 answers or there’s an issue w/my phone. ?

Donkey Balls
Donkey Balls
February 16, 2019 1:03 pm

I got 4 wrong.

DD
DD
  Donkey Balls
February 16, 2019 4:19 pm

Damn Commie

Donkey Balls
Donkey Balls
February 16, 2019 1:05 pm

I answered E (E = joos) for all 19 questions.

Obviously, I aced the quiz.

Fornigator
Fornigator
  Donkey Balls
February 17, 2019 4:08 am

And your preference points are granted by whom?

IluvCO2
IluvCO2
February 16, 2019 1:12 pm

17. The only one I got wrong. How the fuck did I not know that? I’m slipping.

And why so many A answers? Maybe to slip to the applicants to pick all A’s and you will pass so they don’t have to deport their asses?

Thunderbird
Thunderbird
  IluvCO2
February 16, 2019 2:38 pm

You guessed right. All these form of tests are made to be passed when you pay the money to get the key.

javelin
javelin
  IluvCO2
February 16, 2019 7:05 pm

I also missed only #17 like you and Stucky– you think we’d have remembered all of the talk about adding a “25th amendment” to impeach Trump for mental incompetency..

Bob P
Bob P
February 16, 2019 1:14 pm

I got three wrong, but I have two excuses: I’m Canadian; and I’m stupid (and please don’t tell me that’s redundant).

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Bob P
February 16, 2019 2:34 pm

bob,
we won’t say it’s redundant but between you,rins,and francis marion there does seem to be a pattern developing–

JimmyTorpedo
JimmyTorpedo
  Bob P
February 17, 2019 6:43 pm

As another Canadian am I wrong in thinking there are NOT 57 States? Or are you guys including Guam, Puerto Rico, Guantanamo etc these days?

TampaRed
TampaRed
  JimmyTorpedo
February 17, 2019 9:45 pm

jimmy,
i was just coming back over here to see if anybody caught that & if not,to rag on everyone for missing it–
obama once said 57 states instead of 50 so stucky was just playing around–

Dan
Dan
February 16, 2019 1:17 pm

I got them all, but had to guess on 17 as well. Last answer should be “A”, but it’s not listed. People should be able to get above 50%.

confederate
confederate
February 16, 2019 1:30 pm

The reason so many “southerners” are stupid as you put it is because when the north invaded the south, they never left. Most “southerners” are transplanted yankee’s.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  confederate
February 16, 2019 2:41 pm

confederate,
the reality is that after the war between the states the union exploited & expropriated the south & left us w/an inferior education system–i believe you northerners owe us reparations–
additionally,some surplus farm animals cannot be educated–

Mr. Frosty
Mr. Frosty
  confederate
February 16, 2019 4:19 pm

Muh civil war

Fornigator
Fornigator
  confederate
February 17, 2019 4:37 am

The Yankee comes to the south for a visit and quickly leaves. The Damn Yankee comes for a visit and never leaves. The God Damn Yankee comes for a visit, never leaves, and then goes on and on about how much nicer it was back home.

Told to my by the Georgia Peach wife of a classmate at a high school reunion (he, the Damn Yankee); her syrupy, sweet drawl was beyond beautiful, as was she.

No One
No One
  Fornigator
February 17, 2019 2:23 pm

I’ve always though of that southern trait as a voice so sweet it has to make your teeth rot.

DD
DD
  No One
February 17, 2019 2:24 pm

Get back to the herb beds.

DD
DD
  No One
February 17, 2019 2:35 pm

By the way, Stucky… I had Nick position the heat lamp on my tailbone this morning and while I still think there is therapeutic effect from the heat generated by the red and blue glow on my hinder, I am beginning to suspect a placebo effect for me. As for Nick? He needs a back brace and a forklift to carry the load the Good Lord saddled on him.

Thanks be to God.

Dan
Dan
  confederate
February 17, 2019 11:28 am

Most southerners belong to transplanted yankees? Not getting what that means.

Old Shoe
Old Shoe
February 16, 2019 2:19 pm

Missed #4 and #17.

TampaRed
TampaRed
February 16, 2019 2:45 pm

i missed #17,the amendments–
here is a nice,very short history article–
the uss hornet,the famous carrier sunk during ww2,has been located–
article & photos–

Paul Allen Expedition Team Locates Historic Aircraft Carrier USS Hornet in South Pacific

nocte_volens
nocte_volens
February 16, 2019 3:02 pm

Not american, don’t live in the states…got 16.

Crawfisher
Crawfisher
February 16, 2019 3:45 pm

Got #16 and #17 wrong – I’ll take 89% correct

Llpoh
Llpoh
February 16, 2019 3:54 pm

All correct, massa. Also, there was one out for the OZ citizenship test (only 53% pass that one). Got all those right, too.

It just goes to show that as I have said many times, the world is full of idiots. Neither Oz nor the US needs any more of them. We have more than enough.

Overthecliff
Overthecliff
February 16, 2019 4:03 pm

Shamefully I missed #17. Since the constitution is irrelevant now ,I guess it makes no difference.

Fornigator
Fornigator
  Overthecliff
February 17, 2019 4:14 am

That is certainly true: Hussein and his sidekick Rahm said so.

DD
DD
February 16, 2019 4:19 pm

This question is invalid. See below:

5)- Which of the following wars was fought by the USA in the 1800s?

Duh… Where is the real answer? The War of 1812

Huh? For that was the war where Our Flag was still there… oh holy flag.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 16, 2019 6:58 pm

Ran the table…

AC
AC
February 16, 2019 7:15 pm

Joos?

Against the insidious wiles of foreign influence (I conjure you to believe me, fellow-citizens) the jealousy of a free people ought to be constantly awake, since history and experience prove that foreign influence is one of the most baneful foes of republican government. But that jealousy to be useful must be impartial; else it becomes the instrument of the very influence to be avoided, instead of a defense against it. Excessive partiality for one foreign nation and excessive dislike of another cause those whom they actuate to see danger only on one side, and serve to veil and even second the arts of influence on the other. Real patriots who may resist the intrigues of the favorite are liable to become suspected and odious, while its tools and dupes usurp the applause and confidence of the people, to surrender their interests.
— George Washington, excerpt from his 1796 Farewell Address

AIPAC probably couldn’t have bribed him to serve foreign interests.

Unreconstructed
Unreconstructed
February 16, 2019 7:36 pm

This “dumb-ass” from Louisiana only missed two.

Joe
Joe
February 16, 2019 9:02 pm

Got em all but guessed at 17.

BL from KY
BL from KY
  Joe
February 16, 2019 11:21 pm

We may be dumb but we ain’t ignernt. And we ain’t as dumb as Lousyanna.

Fornigator
Fornigator
  BL from KY
February 17, 2019 4:21 am

My friends from Arkansas always used to take solace that they-at #49-were always a step ahead of Mississippi. I suspected they were being considerate of Louisiana because they liked eatin Cajun and didn’t want to cut off the line of supply.

Fornigator
Fornigator
February 17, 2019 4:30 am

WY gets a pass: as was divulged a while back we were told there are only two escalators in Wyoming, at a bank in Casper, so it should be obvious it is hard to obtain a higher education there.

If that one doesn’t work then use the old standby: Wyoming has more jack rabbits and coyotes than people, so fill in the blank surveys are heavily skewed to the left side of the Bell.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
February 17, 2019 8:36 am

I got them all right. Yeh!

Morongobill
Morongobill
February 17, 2019 10:53 am

57 states?