U.S.—The nation’s psychiatric wards are preparing themselves for an influx of deranged liberals, as Robert Mueller’s official report into Russian collusion has now been filed with the attorney general.
As it now seems unlikely that the report will provide definitive proof that President Trump colluded with Russia during his 2016 campaign, psych wards and mental health facilities began bracing themselves for a wave of psychotic, disillusioned liberals to be checked in by their friends and family members.
“We haven’t really had to get ourselves ready for this many patients since Kavanaugh was confirmed,” said a worker at a hospital near Washington, D.C. “That was a crazy time. Of course, Trump’s inauguration saw thousands upon thousands of people being checked into our facilities, and we’re preparing for this to be the biggest wave of deluded, traumatized liberals yet.”
“Batten down the hatches, boys—this is gonna get ugly,” he said. “We’re gonna need a bigger psych ward.”
At publishing time, the crisis was partially postponed as liberals announced they would delay confronting the cold, hard facts of reality until Trump’s second term.
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Liberalism is a disease according to some.
Phock em. Put ’em in straight jackets, duct tape their blow holes & drop ’em off at the doorsteps of
Pelosi, Feinkenstein’s, Lizard Warren’s, Schumer’s, Maximum Ugly’s, Bernie’s, Beto’s, Swalwell’s, Nadler’s, Sotero’s, Blumenthal’s,
The possibilities are endless.
Those corrupt POS have enough room in their McMansions.
Feed ’em crow and humble pie. Choke on it, bitches.
I like your proposed treatment plan.
Does this mean that any liberal that owns a firearm should have family members report them to the local po-po and send out the red flag law enforcement squads?
Stay away from tall buildings for awhile.