New York Times Apologizes For Offending ‘Passover Worshipers’

Via The Babylon Bee

NEW YORK, NY—The New York Times has issued a heartfelt apology after the international edition of the newspaper published a cartoon that offended many “Passover worshipers.”

“We are so sorry for any offense this cartoon cause to Passover worshipers,” the paper wrote in its third attempted apology. “The tiny hat guys are upset, and we get it. The cartoon contained a lot of racist stereotypes and propaganda-like caricatures of the dreidel people. We should have had a more careful review process, so we wouldn’t cause offense to the fiddlers on the roof.”

“It was a small editorial oversight. We will strive not to offend Passover worshipers going forward,” the apology concluded.

The paper also committed to hiring consultants from among the “tiny hat guys” who could tell them if they were publishing a cartoon that looks like it could have been published in Germany in the 1930s. “The people with the funny 8-candle thing will help us to better understand anti-semitism and what, if any, bad effects it’s had in the past.

The very next day, over 27 racist cartoons were published, forcing dozens more pseudo-apologies, apology retractions, and subsequent more sincere apologies to offended Passover worshipers.

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27 Comments
old white guy
old white guy
April 30, 2019 9:13 am

What I find offence is the level of stupid prevalent in America today. The hatred of America and all those who will not embrace the doctrines of the left and islam shows a very serious disconnect in this country.

It just doesn’tmatter
It just doesn’tmatter
April 30, 2019 11:13 am

Surely it was published with intention.
Now important people are being graded on their response.

Pequiste
Pequiste
  It just doesn’tmatter
April 30, 2019 11:50 am

Good point about this Rorschach test.

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
April 30, 2019 1:11 pm

Everything you need to know about what’s good and what’s bad
https://youtu.be/R_9SfuRSxxw

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  Diogenes’ Dung
April 30, 2019 1:50 pm

Which brings to mind my evil surf partner, whose hilarious talent for exchanging the first letters of consecutive words earned eternal hatred from his boss, Jim Robertson.

Not long after one of my buddy’s indiscreet ripostes, everybody greeted his boss with, “Hello Rim”.

BB
BB
  Diogenes’ Dung
April 30, 2019 2:50 pm

Hee Haw …oh man I remember watching that every Sunday with my Grandparents . They loved that show. Sometimes I stay over on the farm more than I did at my parents house. Seems like God’s blessings have a very short life.Here and gone and I never realized how good I had it until it was too late.

mygirlshiding
mygirlshiding
April 30, 2019 2:23 pm

So it’s A-ok to bash Christians and white people, not so nice to bash jews? Illuminating the blatant hypocrisy of whining and grinding with angst about anti-semitism and islamophobia and ignoring blanket statements of evil White Supremists and white people in general is what’s being pointed out.

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  mygirlshiding
April 30, 2019 2:31 pm

I used all 8 fingers and my magic wand and still…

…la puta no entiendo

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  mygirlshiding
April 30, 2019 2:49 pm

AND

“Ummm… you seem unnecessarily disrespectful of hypocrisy”

Iconoclast421
Iconoclast421
April 30, 2019 2:58 pm

lol it’s the other way around. Trump is the one wearing the leash.

nkit
nkit
April 30, 2019 3:15 pm

comment image

Woody
Woody
April 30, 2019 6:13 pm

They’re offended because cartoon should be other way around like Baruch walking Woodrow Wilson on a leash a century ago