ILLEGALS GONNA BE PISSED

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29 Comments
Iska Waran
Iska Waran
May 28, 2019 4:13 pm

Yeah, but can it take a shit on the ground and spread an e-coli infection?

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
  Iska Waran
May 28, 2019 7:53 pm

Beat me to it.

gatsby1219
gatsby1219
May 28, 2019 4:20 pm

You spelled Democrats wrong, just sayin.

Dutchman
Dutchman
  gatsby1219
May 28, 2019 4:47 pm

Demonrats

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 28, 2019 4:33 pm

The illegals will be delighted. That work is back breaking. They can sit around watching TV like the other worthless demographic just waiting till dat gubment check arrives.

Dutchman
Dutchman
May 28, 2019 4:53 pm

The picker’s name is Jose.

Lager
Lager
May 28, 2019 5:32 pm

Well, young man, if I were you, I’d get an education at a trade school that has a curriculum covering robotics design, engineering, maintenance, and troubleshooting.
Technology is such that it’s currently still too expensive to just dispose of bots needing repair or refurbishment.
There’s job security there, if you make the grade & qualify.
And engineers will be designing robots to automate processes nobody would ever believe anything but a human could be able to perform. Wrong. It’s coming.
Hell, the future is already here.

BB
BB
  Lager
May 28, 2019 6:45 pm

Job security in driving a truck if you can handle it. Pay is decent to.

Llpoh
Llpoh
  BB
May 29, 2019 12:27 pm

Beebs – my kid the IT savant says truck drivers are screwed. And sooner than you think.

Rdawg
Rdawg
  BB
May 29, 2019 10:18 pm

If the pay is so good, why can’t you pay for your own fucking surgeries, hmm?

Llpoh
Llpoh
  Lager
May 29, 2019 12:27 pm

Lager – I am impressed by your commentary. Please post more. Of course, with me in your corner, you will be outnumbered. But what the hell, one of us, and Stuck, and EC, and Admin in a pinch, and we will conquer the world.

mistico
mistico
  Llpoh
May 29, 2019 12:52 pm

Lager is a friend of mine. Maggie tends to pick losers like Iravani and mygirl.

LLPOH
LLPOH
  mistico
May 29, 2019 1:06 pm

EC – you are both discerning and erudite. You the man!

Lager
Lager
  LLPOH
May 29, 2019 11:02 pm

Thx, fellers.
Loop, next glass of scotch I enjoy, I’ll think of you, and smile,
remembering your words, as inspiration from one I deem wise.
Me soul doth appreciate the nod. And the suggestion for Ardbeg, if I recall.
EC, perhaps when I torch up my next Fuente or Oliva,
which I think is a common bond, (partial to Dominicans), then
I’ll salute to moderately similar wits, sense of humor, and music appreciation.
Now, before Ozarks or others might go thinkin’ this is undue homage,
they ought know I’ve taken plenty of lumps from these mangey dogs, and a few
others, as well. Far as ahm concerned, dues have been paid.
Yet never immune to criticisms, if deservedly so, in future musings.

Nazdrovja!

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
May 28, 2019 5:55 pm

Pepper Patch Pickers come with 4, 18″x24″ signs: “Peligroso para Donkey Balls!!!”

Donkey Balls
Donkey Balls
  Diogenes’ Dung
May 28, 2019 8:28 pm

Donkey Balls are dangerous?

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  Donkey Balls
May 28, 2019 11:53 pm

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Diogenes’ Dung
May 29, 2019 6:56 am

Stephen Cobert.
Heh. And both emit the same substance from the hole below the nose.

motley
motley
May 28, 2019 6:49 pm

There is much more to this than meets the eye. Pretty soon, ‘they’ will not need so many of us mere peons. Google … Georgia guidestones

Anonymous
Anonymous
  motley
May 28, 2019 9:25 pm

Then they won’t need any food and the robot farm workers will be displaced then they will organize and revolt against the ruling party robots. They will demand free stuff like electricity and hydraulic fluid and maybe “health care” sort of like a reprogram and new circuit boards.

Dirtperson Steve
Dirtperson Steve
  motley
May 28, 2019 10:18 pm

I just visited there over Easter. It was quite underwhelming. My guess is that someone made an elaborate tourist destination because there is no other reason to visit.

mistico
mistico
  Dirtperson Steve
May 29, 2019 12:53 pm

A pointless excursion like visiting Nothing, AZ.

mistico
mistico
  motley
May 29, 2019 1:02 pm

You guys! If you could think outside the furburger, they need illegals to work the menial jobs and force the Americanos to move upward. Otherwise, we shall have all the spoiled kids working for game tokens and who will pay taxes then, huh? We have to get them on the economic treadmill, teach them to strive to win the rat race.

You have to study if you don’t want to grow up to be a ditch-digger – Old timer 3rd grade teacher

mark
mark
  motley
May 29, 2019 11:13 pm

Georgia guidestones…nothing a little C-4 couldn’t handle.

Why I outta……

Unexpected
Unexpected
May 28, 2019 10:43 pm

But be sure to keep a maintenance crew on payroll to wipe the grime from the optical receptors as needed and to cover the sensitive electronics during watering.

Also… very important: Backup equipment MUST be on hand to replace any and all bots damaged during sprinkler malfunctions.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
May 28, 2019 10:59 pm

Drive up the cost of labor and something must give. The automated fast food restaurant is already in trial locations. Not sure how the government parasites will explain this to their constituents, and not sure where folks are going to get that first job in the future, but the blame will all lay at the feet of government and the minimum wage.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
May 28, 2019 11:19 pm

Well maybe I won’t have to wash my vegetables any more since the mexicans won’t be picking the peppers in the fields after they crapped in the rows and wiped their hands on the plants.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
May 29, 2019 12:05 pm

I had a relative who was a big wheel with Del Monte. He told us 40 years ago they had machines that would pick tomatoes very efficiently but they were forbidden, supposedly by government pressure from implementing them.

Stucky
Stucky
May 29, 2019 12:06 pm

There is an easy way for the illegals to get their jobs back. Just get some spray paint and paint the robots black …. they’ll stop working the very next day.