MIAMI, FL—A spare empty podium and microphone set up backstage at the Democratic debate this evening is projected to win the event “hands down” according to experts.
“This spare podium and microphone won’t say anything stupid, won’t vow to take more of your money away, and won’t promise voters to meddle in your lives,” said one commentator. “The podium’s policy positions are hard to argue with. You don’t have to deal with Warren’s reparations, Biden’s empty promise to cure cancer, or Bernie’s plan to cancel all student debt.”
“In a lot of ways, the empty podium may win over everybody tonight,” the commentator continued. “I know it has my vote.”
Should the podium win the Democratic primaries, it will face Donald Trump in the general election. While Trump has had some success in the White House, experts believe that the empty podium, consisting of nobody at all, is likely to beat out Trump as the ideal leader of our nation.
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This is off topic but does anybody know if Stucky is ok. He said a few things last night that got my attention.
Stucky , just wondering where your ” head ” is. For what it’s worth I did pray for you and you wife last night .Little bb says hello .
bb
You are probably referring to the post where I suggested you might be the “Village Idiot”. Just so you know, I use that as a term of ENDEARMENT. Really. I only agree with you about 50% of the time … BUT, I like you a lot, and I respect you even more. Driving a truck is hard work, and even more so when suffering from ailments. You get nothing but respect from me.
PHYSICALLY, I am fine. Emotionally, I’m a wreck. But, I’ll get over it.
We were at the doctor’s this afternoon. Got the results from Ms Freud’s MRI. Looks like she has a tumor. The shit parade keeps coming. Doesn’t know if it’s benign or malignant. This pisses me off cuz WTF did we need TWO goddamned MRIs for??? Anyway, her breast surgery has been scheduled for July 12th. And hopefully she’ll be well enough for the heart surgery 7-10 days later.
Thanks for asking my Trucker buddy. And give your little pussy a mighty hug from me.
Sorry to hear about her health woes. I’ll drop a line to Vater Unser, for what it’s worth.
Good luck Stucky. Godspeed.
Thank you Stucky , glad to know you’re ok and You know like works both ways . You are one of the main reasons I keep coming back to Burning Platform. I would have wrote something earlier but I just woke up at 4:30 this morning.
I will still keep praying for you and your wife. I don’t know if my prayers will accomplish anything but it’s all I got. I will keep asking about you from time to time.
I heard tonight’s debate motion is:
“Joe Biden – is he retarded? Yes or Yes?”
Possibility they all are? yes !