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You can train them fuckers to do anything.
Aren’t you supposed to toss them a salted fish afterwards though?
Yuri couldn’t believe the women weren’t lined up after his gold medal performance in the Fat Fuck Olympics Daredevil Skateboard competition.
But how long can she hold a position?
Probably depends on how much cash you have.
irrelevant. i’d still stick it in her pooper
My hero!
Which Democratic candidate for president is that?
Colonel (Bernie) Sanders?
No, I mean the headless one.
Julián Castro
did you obtain license from failarmy? faggot.
Zombie Tools (From right here in MT) a fist full of FUCK YEAH!
The Zakasushi
Only $384.95? What a steel…..yes, intended
I get it….intended, right?
Not that I would actually drink all that Pabst, but one should NEVER waste beer.
Mortal sin in Sou Indiana. Same for Falls City and Sterling.
Thats the worst alcohol abuse problem I’ve ever seen. Wasting all that beer…over a knife. “Thats not a knife, THIS ia a knife” crocodile Dundee said.
I volunteer to help Japan overcome its falling birthrate
But does she swallow?
Does she suck?
Firecrack…er
Jussie, you was s’pposed to make the honkies look bad!
Menopause sucks.
Yeah, I know that feeling.
Why they leave….and wouldn’t you?
“Lemme ride dat donkey donkey” goes the song…and life imitates art.
Around your partner do-si-do. Drop your skirt and don’t say no.
Ok. Now getting the Pugs to wear pussy hats with attached dildos to rail against orange man bad…
Well, when & where does it end???
That is Bernie’s unicorn that will pay for everything he has promised us.
Doggo thinks”when you sleep tonight, I will ram this pink dildo so far up your nose it will scrape back of skull. Yes I’m a good boy”
Always gotta check the ankles, son. She’s 7 years away from being a Lane Bryant customer.
The thighs weren’t clue enough? I’d say seven months.
Aw come on guys, that’s Miss Palmdale 2019.. Give the pretty Latina a break you racisss fuckers…
TC, your a young punk, let me clue you in: your pecker will be used up in 7 years with a chick like that. Or you can have a white girl and your pecker will last 40 years because you ain’t never gonna get any.
Euphoric Conception
Expectorate Consumptive
Exhausted Collander
Eruptive Coaxial
Escaped Convict…escaped lunatic and white girls put out, seven years and a chick like that will look like her mama…
All women eventually look like their mom. That is something dads everywhere warn their sons about. My comment was not intended to put down anybody. I meant, dear Big Red, that Latinas run hot while white women run a bit cold. Or as Marilyn Monroe once said, ‘my body promises more than it delivers.’
I was telling TC – the 40 year old virgin – that he could get his brains fucked out in those 7 good years left in the Latina. It was a cute way of saying – yeah but what a ride. Since you don’t have a pipi, you wouldn’t understand but maybe virginal TC can imagine. Ask your dad, TC!
* you’re *
You have no idea how good it feels to correct Captain Grammar.
Your new here, aren’t you?
It’s like that scene from Scanners.
hmm
Da Black mans nightmare…
Good thing her flotation devices were inflated.
To hell with this game…I smell BACON!!! Where is it? Whose got it?
Hey, hey, good lookin’,
Whatcha got cookin’?
How ’bout cookin’ somethin’ in your pouch for me
Bully!
That’s one angry god … little g
How does one say: “Ole!” in India?
Out of the way bitch.
And that’s exactly what it feels like eating Indian cooking.
Going down or crapping out, feel the burn….like a good cigarette
I could say something about pussies smelling like fish, but that would be disgusting.
They’ll never get the fish smell out of that pussy.
You catch more tongue with pussy than with pain.
wut?
you’re an idiot. or a nigger. either way…
And the red snapper strikes again!!
And once again, Bob plants the landing. And himself.
Hey, Tabbie, turn off the light, will you? Need some privacy while I lick my hole.
This video with audio is painful to watch/hear. She really messed herself up good. Poor thing.
Her cups runneth over
I prefer this version. A cuter band for sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlN-n_eIC6s
Which leads to their better song…
The poor cow is getting fucked then run over…
too funny!
That has to the ultimate insult to ones masculinity- the lady preferred being run over by a car.
Looks like a standard week at work…trying not to get fucked, only to get hit by the bus….
If Rodney Dangerfield was a bull….
Coitus interruptus….
She preferred death before dishonor
If brains were water, his head is a desert.
Good think his face broke the fall.
And Bob’s favorite bike, named Lucy after “Peanuts”, fails him once again.
The jump was spectacularly successful…the landing not so much.
I just realized- that is the same dude from the bike gif above!
When you see the players doing this at the poker table, best to get up and leave.
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
Do it in the road.
Priorities, man, priorities….
This was the prequel to Anaconda.
One good thing about living in the North. No fucking snakes.
Looks like the Columbia river. Winds come down the canyon like a hurricane. These folks are insane.
The kite surfers are even crazier! Now add a barge or two for effect.
Bob sings ” I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky…”
Nice eyeshadow!
Eyeshadow? Didn’t even notice the eyes…
huh?
nkit- That is REALLY a plunging neckline, she might want to hunt for a safety pin.
she should look for food….maybe a sandwich…or two….
But does the Carpet match the Drapes?
No, It’s hardwood…
lotsa pussy here so thought I’d add one as well…
Failure to launch
This just in, Pussy pounded by Porcelain…film at eleven
I just want to see the butt cheeks flutter when one of them farts…
I always imagined that’s what the girls room looked like in HS.
Nkit is the undisputed king of Friday Fail.
Thanks, DB, but I’m still waiting on the Queen of FF to weigh in today, and FF just wouldn’t be the same without Bob P.’s great comments.
That last gif gave me a cramp.
Just rub it, slowly at first then faster and faster, and your cramp is gone.
thas nasty….
Particularly because men don’t rub, they stroke. Bob P is a virgin.
That sheep wasn’t a pet, it was the girlfriend.