All The Other States Beg California To Add Them To Travel Ban

Via The Babylon Bee

U.S.—After California added Iowa to its growing list of states to which the government will not fund trips, all the other states began clamoring to get added to this ban list.

“Wait—there’s a way to get Californian politicians banned from traveling here? Where do we sign up?” said one state legislator in Georgia. “Is there a waiting list? Wait—all we have to do is refuse to fund gender transition surgeries!?! That’s amazing!”

While just eleven states are currently on the list, dozens more are applying. Soon, almost every state except Oregon and New York will be on the list, and peace and utopia will break out across the nation as CA politicians will no longer be able to go there and say weird things and do even dumber things.

The states were disappointed to learn that the ban didn’t include all Californians, but they said banning just the politicians was a good start, since they’re the ones who ruined the state to begin with.

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5 Comments
ChuckC
ChuckC
September 18, 2019 10:18 pm

Wish this was true.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  ChuckC
September 19, 2019 1:38 am

Hey my state IS on the list. lol

Pouncekitty
Pouncekitty
September 18, 2019 10:21 pm

I used to vacation in CA and buy their goods. Never again. Never going to give those loser suicidals another penny. California can rot and drop dead. Pass it on.

Yakov Butterfield
Yakov Butterfield
September 18, 2019 11:49 pm

Can Israel be added to the list. We don’t want the Democratic Leftist antisemites from California

Freeland_Dave
Freeland_Dave
September 19, 2019 6:45 pm

California, please ban travel to any state outside of California.

Thank you very much.