DALLAS, TX—Biblical scholars often disagree, but they’ve all come to the same conclusion after studying the book of Daniel during an ecumenical council over the weekend: the writing on the wall during King Belshazzar’s banquet actually read: “Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself.”
“It seems the hand writing on the wall actually spelled out very clearly for King Belshazzar that Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself but was murdered to protect the political elites,” said Dr. Fred Poe of Dallas Theological Seminary. “This is the interpretation better supported by the text of the transcription ‘mene, mene, tekel, parsin.”
“It sounds crazy, but it’s right there in the passage,” said Poe. “We ignored this for so long because we didn’t really know what it was talking about. But now that Epstein has passed, we understand what the prophecy means.”
Scholars claim the Book of Revelation and other apocalyptic literature supports this conclusion.
“Looking at the text and the apocalyptic symbols in the book of Revelation, the meaning is clear: Epstein didn’t kill himself,” said one researcher. “The book talks about the harlot and the dragon and there are all these bowls and trumpets and seals and stuff. There are a lot of details to look at, but ultimately they all come together to suggest that Jeffrey Epstein was murdered because he had dirt on the political elite.”
Interesting!
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Christian sarcasm has so many more layers then a secular Onion…when you slice and dice the BB it brings a Biblical tear to my eye…
Mark…
Agree. And before this article slides into the digital memory hole, for any that may care:
nd thou his son, O Belshazzar, hast not humbled thine heart, though thou knewest all this;
“But hast lifted up thyself against the Lord of heaven; and they have brought the vessels of his house before thee, and thou, and thy lords, thy wives, and thy concubines, have drunk wine in them; and thou hast praised the gods of silver, and gold, of brass, iron, wood, and stone, which see not, nor hear, nor know: and the God in whose hand thy breath is, and whose are all thy ways, hast thou not glorified:
Then was the part of the hand sent from him; and this writing was written.
And this is the writing that was written, MENE, MENE, TEKEL, UPHARSIN.
This is the interpretation of the thing: MENE; God hath numbered thy kingdom, and finished it.
TEKEL; Thou art weighed in the balances, and art found wanting.
PERES; Thy kingdom is divided, and given to the Medes and Persians.
Then commanded Belshazzar, and they clothed Daniel with scarlet, and put a chain of gold about his neck, and made a proclamation concerning him, that he should be the third ruler in the kingdom.
In that night was Belshazzar the king of the Chaldeans slain.
And Darius the Median took the kingdom, being about threescore and two years old.”
Dan. 5 23-31
annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum <—–== that's the plan
Great post ordo!
Is he even dead at all?
He most certainly is not dead. If you look at the Arkancide list, IIRC there’s only one who died in prison. It’s just not how they do things.
“DC Dirty Laundry” is what passes for The British Zio lobby news rag in America.
Get back to your daily Marijuana and Flouride if you believe this is anything other than a lame crisis actor photo shoot intended to fuck with the minds of children.
https://dcdirtylaundry.com/must-see-video-the-islamic-takeover-has-begun-watch-thousands-of-shia-muslims-march-in-rashida-tlaibs-district/
Hoax videos from a fake Congress critters fake district are still hoaxes.