New Emmy Category Announced: Best Covering For A Pedophile

Via The Babylon Bee

NEW YORK, NY—The National Academy of Television Arts & Sciences has announced a new category for its 2020 awards show: “Best Covering for a Pedophile.”

ABC News and CBS News are favorites for the award, with CNN in a close third. The former two nominees covered up a huge news story that could have brought down Jeffrey Epstein and fired the woman who leaked audio of the story being discussed, while CNN has been reluctant to report on the cover-up carried out by the station’s peers.

“We want to recognize those television news stations that bravely get information that could bring down a rich and powerful pedophile and then hide that information from the public,” said a NATAS spokesperson. “News reporting is a vital part of ensuring criminals get away with exploiting people, as long as those criminals are our friends.”

“Democracy dies when the people are informed,” he added.

NATAS admits it’s going to be tough to pick a winner and suspects that there will be dozens of nominees in this particular category by the time Fall 2020 comes around.

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7 Comments
Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
November 12, 2019 3:25 pm

If the Emmys want to get higher ratings then the Super Bowl, all they need to do is have Epstein come onstage and give the award.

Now that is an awards show I would watch.

PI
PI
November 12, 2019 5:08 pm

The “Eppie”?

Articles of Confederation
Articles of Confederation
November 12, 2019 10:27 pm

Pronounce his name.

BREAKING: Epstein Island sold to wealthy Middle Eastern businessman Haadid Nahkil Muhssef

PI
PI
  Articles of Confederation
November 12, 2019 11:31 pm

Too funny.

Lebowski
Lebowski
  Articles of Confederation
November 13, 2019 3:32 am

But I thought Trump passed an executive order to seize all property of those engaged in human trafficking Whats wrong with this picture?

Pequiste
Pequiste
November 12, 2019 11:56 pm

Sorry to have to tell you this but the award category is not correct.

“Best Covering For Child Sex Slaver” is the award everyone should be talking about.

Lebowski
Lebowski
November 13, 2019 3:31 am

Hey the BBC hired one and gave him free run of children’s shows for years in not so Great Britain Jimmy what’s his name oh right Saville