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Thompson, who said that he moved to Florida three weeks prior to his September 10 arrest, was charged with felony drug possession and trespassing, a misdemeanor. He is being held in the Pinellas County jail in lieu of $1500 bond.
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Ahh, that 3rd or 4th pic from the top…
I thought the driver was too drunk to drive his car home from the bar, so I took his car keys, and told him to take a bus.
My bad.
The third or fourth picture is the anus burger one. Personally I think all McDonald’s burgers taste like anus burgers. Truth in advertising, I guess.
Bob P.
I thought I remembered those things tasting good 30 years ago. Was it just my faulty memory?
If you like anus burgers I’d say it’s faulty taste buds.
Never miss a chance to bust some chops, eh? Geez, ok BP.
The 6th from the top,
El Correcto…
The one with the bus crashed into the house.
Agreed, tho, on McDung burgers.
And your knowledge of this taste comparison is based upon what ???
Let me start by saying that I hope that the following Turkey Day Fails will serve to remind all of you that are planning on deep-frying a turkey, a possum, buzzard or a tasty Sand Hill Crane to please exercise great caution and use common sense when doing so. The bird is supposed to be deep-fried, not you. I’ve witnessed it before and it ain’t purdy.
BBQ turkey………and whatever that was he was putting into the boiler.
Firefighter Schiff turns harmless pot of coffee into raging conflagration. Blames president.
That is where cranberry sauce belongs.
A bowl of schitt.
A bowl of schiff.
I am guessing the wife is the world’s worst cook.
Not to be critical, but your blueberry pie tastes like floor.
Kid took a bribe from the family dog. Impeach!
WTF?????
I’m detecting a particular fascination here. Tell me nkit, have you ever been convicted of arson?
No, never….as far as you know. seriously, I came across these deep-frying turkey gifs and as I said, I’ve seen the results of turkey frying failure. The deep frying of turkey on T-Dad is becoming more and more popular and frequently, first-timers end up in bad shape.
This has been your FF PSA.
nkit,
wouldn’t it have been easier,quicker,and used much less digital paper to simply have said,”don’t mix gasoline & turkey?”
simplify man,simplify–
I am Fire Marshal Bill……..let me show you something!
When I was a boy: “Oh, you little bugger! Wait till your father gets home; you’re gonna get his belt. Now go to your room, and no dinner for you tonight! No allowance for the next six months to pay for this. Get out of my sight!”
Now: “Oh, Tommy. That’s naughty. Five minute time out.”
He lacked the upper body strength to pull off this parlour trick.
I must say I’ve never had dressing with glass in it. I can’t say I like it. May I trouble you to call an ambulance?
Practicing for marriage.
She is a future Cleveland Brown lineman!
This would be most awkward if they weren’t fags.
Mom! Don’t embarrass me in front of my Antifa friends…..whoever they are.
Honestly, I thought had the skills to pull it off.
Men do get exercised over cunts.
She didn’t scare me till I saw her face.
The guy is a bad serial killer.
It’s too bad a child had to be sacrificed, but this had to stop.
Raid!!!!!
Onlookers gasped but Little Bobby laughed his ass off.
He wasn’t having as much fun during the strip search.
My life as a bug.
Sometimes you’re the wind tunnel, sometimes you’re the bug.
Babe, it won’t be nearly as bad as that bug you ate. Promise!
Can you prove it was drugs?
Black Gumby.
Yancey, please! Black Gumby is a gimp. Show him some respect.
You can train them fuckers to do anything.
Tinkerbell roasting over an open fire.
That made me LOL and snort covfefe from my nose…Poor kid, poor Tinkerbell, what a way to go, immolation fairy.
Dad, you loosened it for me.
Gotta love those Texas gals.
You should see what she can crack with her thighs….
Haha, noooooo thank you.
Free Billy!
Fat Fuck Olympic Diving.
TBP noob takes a plunge
The stubble would have been chafing anyway.
And he wondered why his nickname was cunt face.
Will the driver open the door, or will little Feng Liu be dragged along the street till his bloody corpse splatters on a fire hydrant? Tune in next week to find out.
Unless she’s a professional stunt woman, do you have any idea of just how badly she could have been injured?
The only surprise here is the rope held.
His own legs have a hard time holding that up, the arms and hands had no chance.
Dads help you learn how navigate the bullshit of the world.
Jeffrey Dahmer’s dad was such a cut up.
This is one of the few times I find BP’s jokes funny. He must be thinking with his left nut today.
Some frosty Friday memes….
Lunacy.
Niggers gonna Nig !
Thanks ELF, at least I won’t feel so alone when you also don’t get mentioned as one of the funny commenters on FF.
I call it like I see it .
Blowjobs?
Ridiculous! I never wanted a Rambler.
It’s not that bad, it only tastes nasty the first time you try it.
Effort: A
Execution:C+
Concept: F.
Swedish fish speak Arabic. I never would’ve guessed.
Concept: B.
Execution: F.
Looks like my concept and execution on this one was F.
Just don’t use the word “execution” when referring to anything Hillary.
Epstein didn’t kill himself….