When questioned by police, Thompson said that he purchased the “Master Kush” Spice “from a black male for $15” at a downtown park, according to a police report. Thompson reportedly told cops that he did not know Spice was illegal in Florida, claiming that it was “still legal in New Hampshire,” his home state.
Thompson, who said that he moved to Florida three weeks prior to his September 10 arrest, was charged with felony drug possession and trespassing, a misdemeanor. He is being held in the Pinellas County jail in lieu of $1500 bond.
In a heated debate mayor Ford accidentally trips over one of his peers at a council meeting. CONFIRMED: Rob Ford running his re-election campaign under the slogan “Grace, Beauty, and Poise.”
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My kind of cafe.
What? An all you can eat buffet?
Like I wrote above- Dads teach you how to deal with the real world.
And we had such fun doing it.
Not only that, he had chicken pie for dinner.
A guy meets this highpriced hooker in a bar. She says,
“This is your lucky night. Let’s play a game. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, so long as you can say it in three words.”
The guy replies, “Hey, why not?”
He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and, one at a time, lays three 100-dollar bills on the bar and says slowly,
“Paint … my … house.”
This is enough to turn a Canadian into a patriotic American.
I’ll get that bald-headed bastard . . . shit!
Right after they recovered their friend, a massive storm hit, ripping off their sails and setting these five guys adrift lost at sea for days. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, one of the men stumbles across an old lamp. When he touches it, a genie comes forth. This particular genie, however, states that she can deliver only one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought, one man blurts out, “Make the entire ocean into beer!” The genie claps her hands and the entire sea turns into brew. One of the other men looks disgustedly at the one who made the wish. After a long, tension-filled moment, he says, “Nice going asshole! Now we’re going to have to pee in the boat.”
Oops, poor Greta……
MSM coverage of the Middle East wars.
That happened to me at night on my motorcycle- a plastic bag on the freeway flew up and landed on my visor. Was no big deal to get it off right away, but it was sticky and left a smear on the visor and then I was obsessing “what isthat shit?”
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet heave
Ok, I have put in my work on Friday Fail. The rest is up to you jokers.
An old Marine buddy of mine came to visit me on my farm and saw my three-legged pig. He asked me what happened.
“Well, once there was a huge lightning storm. A bolt struck the house, which caught on fire. The pig goes down to the lake, gets water, puts out the fire, and saves us all,” I explained.
“Wow! So that’s how he lost his leg?” ”
No, one morning a vicious starving pack of coyotes smelled some bacon my wife left out and started breaking through our windows.
The pig scared them off and saved us all from certain death!”
“Ah, so that’s how he lost his leg?”
“Nope,” I told him “But a pig that good? You can’t eat him all at once.”
my fav joke you’ve posted yet!
I told you, don’t take my fucking spot!
Just because nearly everything useful has been invented by white men doesn’t mean science is racist and sexist; it means that God is, and if it’s good enough for God, it’s good enough for me. Now shut up and make my dinner, bitch. (Now that ought to earn me a few down votes.)
Sorry about your dad.
Niggas gonna Nig !
NYT: White racism is ubiquitous in the United States. In 2018, over two-hundred thousand violent crimes were committed by whites against Hispanics, and a further sixty thousand were committed on blacks. Such a crisis argues strongly for arresting all whites in the country. This is what comes of electing Donald Trump.
I call fake, where is the black on black, hispanic on hispanic crimes.
I’m guessing those ‘don’t count’ because they’re not ‘racist’?
They’re not “interracial”.
Where is the white on rice crimes stat?
Notice they didn’t show non-interracial numbers. Maybe it won’t fit on the graph…
Three old gals are sitting on a park bench, and a flasher comes up and flashes them. Two of the gals have a stroke. But the third couldn’t reach that far.
I’ll be here all night…
This vain woman goes in for a face-lift, and the doctor says, “We’ve got this new method to keep the skin on your face wrinkle free: I put a knob in the back of your head, and every time you feel like you need a lift, just turn it.”
She gets the knob implanted and is beautiful for five years. But is turning the knob too often. One day she notices a problem and returns to the doctor.
“Doc, I’ve got these massive bags under my eyes,” she complains.
The surgeon replies, “Those aren’t bags; those are your breasts.”
“Ahhhhh,” she sighs, “that explains the goatee.”
LAST CALL
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender comes over, and asks for their order. The man says,
“I’ll have a beer” and turns to the ostrich. “What’s yours?” “I’ll have a beer too” says the ostrich.
The bartender pours the beer and says “That will be $3.40 please,” and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and ostrich come in again, and the man says “I’ll have a beer,” and the ostrich says “I’ll have the same.” Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes a routine until, late one evening, the two enter again. “The usual?” asks the bartender. “Well, it’s close to last call, so I’ll have a large scotch” says the man. “Same for me” says the ostrich. “That will be $7.20” says the bartender. Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar. The bartender can’t hold back his curiosity any longer.
“Excuse me sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?”
“Well,” says the man, “several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie with a sly smile appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money will always be there.”
“That’s brilliant!” says the bartender. “Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you’ll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!”
“That’s right! Whether it’s a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,” says the man.
The bartender asks “One other thing, sir, what’s with the ostrich?” The man replies,
“My second wish was for a chick with long legs.”
Better and better each time. Thanks to all you Peeps.
cold in Florida today
The cyclist milking the cow decided to take the udder trail today.