When questioned by police, Thompson said that he purchased the “Master Kush” Spice “from a black male for $15” at a downtown park, according to a police report. Thompson reportedly told cops that he did not know Spice was illegal in Florida, claiming that it was “still legal in New Hampshire,” his home state.
Thompson, who said that he moved to Florida three weeks prior to his September 10 arrest, was charged with felony drug possession and trespassing, a misdemeanor. He is being held in the Pinellas County jail in lieu of $1500 bond.
In a heated debate mayor Ford accidentally trips over one of his peers at a council meeting. CONFIRMED: Rob Ford running his re-election campaign under the slogan “Grace, Beauty, and Poise.”
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Mic..OUCH!
The ending of a career; a hot mic.
Damn! Can’t believe I didn’t think of hot mic!
Yes, she’s stupid, but she’s pretty, so she may have me. (And bring your friends.)
Who hasn’t done the fake chainsaw trick on a sleeping friend?
Me, but it wasn’t intentional. No one told me to take the chain off.
…or fake tea bag.
Eew.
Honey, you may as well just take it off.
This only works in Democrat run cities.
Actually democrat run cities rarely use trash bags, they just throw the trash on the streets.
Theys just tryna cover up da shit
Mayor Bob Ford’s dog.
kad,
that’s a good link–
i detest pit bulls & would never trust one–
i have owned a rottie but he was partial lab,which usually gentles them considerably while maintaining the protection qualities–however,he was still an alpha & had to be watched–
back to pits–on your link,under fatal attacks,both fatal attacks in clark county,nv were by pits that had been vetted by & adopted out by a shelter–
The breed is a “kikamese”
dog days of slumber.
Inconceivable!
You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means
I’ve trained my dog very well, too. She removes every morsel of food from our dishes as I load them into the dishwasher. She gets them so spotless, sometimes I just put them right into the cupboard.
Oh I miss the Far Side, especially the dog ones.
The Pet Guillotine needed some work.
That poor dog has completely run out of give a damn.
If it weren’t for the internet, mankind might’ve never thought of using a dog’s head as a helicopter landing pad.
The Far Side is the perfect complement to FF. Tks, SC
So, you do have to wonder how this dog is in bed.
You may wonder such things, Yancey, but we’re not all perverts.
So says Little Bob Peep.
I won’t be impressed till it folds the clean clothes.
Fifteen minutes prior, Agent Fido from the DEA was asked by his sweaty, fatass, 300 lb. handler why his olfactory senses were overpowered, causing failures to locate smuggled contraband, and putting their employment in jeopardy.
After loading the Maytag, the pup kept barking, while glancing between Stinky and the jug of bleach nearby.
That sheep wasn’t a pet- that was BobP’s newest squeeze.
She’s a really good cuddler.
Don’t tell me, you tell her “I love ewe”.
Fake news. This guy wouldn’t be caught dead in a white Ford Fusion. He’d definitely steal something more macho . . . like a black Ford Fusion.
Dark is the other white meat.
you guys missed the political correctness in his description–
dark white skin,really?
very very light black fusion
The Trump Impeachment Ball.
The video was cut off just before they brought her down and ate her.
Hey, ass clown, that’s my food.
The Hermit Cat species is one of the oddest in nature.
I like women who can multitask, but this video needs to be a bit longer.
That was planned, Yance, until the videographer strode off balance trying to keep up, veering right, off the pavement and onto the grass.
Filming abruptly stopped, when he went ass over elbows and into a tree.
The demo for the stripper club job application didn’t quite work out as planned.
Her performance was a complete knockout.
Q. What’s the difference between an oral and anal thermometer?
A. The taste.
I’d ask if you have taste buds down there, but I really don’t want to know.
I’m no Doc Martin, but I’m fairly certain Uranus is not in one’s navel.
I decided at the last moment to park in the public garage rather than on the street.
I think the Tesla decided that.
Miss, can I see if you have a birthmark on that right knee?
And can I see if you have one on your vulva?
Reel me in, Luv.
A guy and this girl were in the 24 hour gym alone together having sex. The guy says to the girl,
“If I had known you were a virgin, I would have taken more time.”
The girl replies, “Hell, if I had known you had more time, I’d have taken off my pantyhose.”
… and for some strange reason not one person in the gym told her she was doing it wrong…
Will be fired and prosecuted.
Oh, the humanity!
Erectile dysfunction? Nothing to be embarrassed about; it’s only natural when your wife has become a blob. Never mind drugs; instead get yourself one of these beauties* and your dick will think it’s sixteen again. Costs only $4999.99 per hour.
*Side effect: loss of half your possessions when the blob finds out.
Look, Miss, let me show you how to tie a sheep shank knot…..
And shanking sheep is your specialty.
Does that come with the baked potato?
No, it cums with beans and franks.
In Texas they come with Bratwurst and baked potatoes.
It’s done, let’s eat!
Guessing that is not a right on red intersection.
No, but apparently it’s a car and cyclist intersection.
You gotta love the delight he had in doing that.
Needs a tuneup.
That will buff out
Cat must be short for catapult.
It’s just a flesh wound.
Here, let me warm you up.
Betty and Billy are married. While Billy’s at work, Betty goes to the tattoo parlor to get a tattoo of their initials on her butt — a B on one cheek and a B on the other. When Billy comes home from work, Betty bends over to show him. And he says,
“Who’s Bob?”
Time for clam digging.