How To Lose An Election 2.0: Mike Bloomberg’s Train-Wreck Campaign

Authored by Sarah Cowgill via LiberetyNation.com,

Johnny-come-lately to the Democratic primary circus, Michael Bloomberg, is two steps into a tight rope walk without a net and the unzippered tent flaps aren’t keeping out the blustery wind gusts blowing through the Big Top. Already irritating his own media business, Bloomberg News, with an edict to not report the ugliness of truth against Democrats and his own sorry self and polls stuck on the “we like Trump” needle, Mr. Bloomberg’s campaign staffers appear ready to mutiny.

Mikey’s 2020 campaign chief, Kevin Sheekey, who says the entire election hinges on Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Florida, and Arizona, also admitted that “right now Donald Trump is winning, he is winning that election.”

Not even a scintilla of a message, “hey, my guy is in now and look out!” Nope. And then he laid out the most seemingly inept campaign strategy in our lifetime.

How To Lose An Election 2.0

Former mayor of the Big Apple, Bloomberg, is complacent with a large base within a stone’s throw of his ivory towered offices. I’d imagine a New York state of mind, much as Hillary embraced, makes one feel they have the entire nation front and center and rearing to pull the ballot lever just for them. Why else would Madam Clinton skip every rural mile of the Midwest, Bible Belt, and Rust Belt states? And according to Sheekey, that is Team Bloomberg’s 2020 strategic plan as well.

Michael Bloomberg

The first major misstep is the questionable decision to skip visiting any of the early primary states: Iowa, New Hampshire, Nevada, and South Carolina – a traditional early indicator of who can go the distance.

But Sheekey has a better, more universal plan. He is calling his Bloomberg appearance strategy a “national political campaign,” vowing Bloomberg will be speaking to “everyone in the country at once.” Pretty ambitious – or downright lazy – when ratings for the Democratic Primary Debates are at dismal levels. Can Americans be forced to listen? Sheekey believes it can be done:

“You can say it’s never been done before, but you also have to say no one’s ever tried it before. We’re going to talk to everyone in the country at once and we’re particularly going to overtalk to those people who need to vote …”

Surround Yourself With Best

Every US president – with only a few exceptions – knew to select the best, most loyal, and in-depth issue-oriented advisors. The same strategy is true in the trenches of a heated, highly populated campaign. You simply hire the best. Bloomberg may want to reassess the plans his campaign chief is spouting on Twitter and CNN about sitting back and allowing the people – all on their own – to tune in to the latest candidate infomercial penned by Sheekey:

“Mike is getting in this race because he thinks that Donald Trump is an existential crisis and he thinks he’s on a path to victory and he’s getting in to alter that dynamic.”

In other words, Mike joined the race because he has an overblown ego and knows the current field cannot beat the president if the election were held today. If this is his best campaign foot forward, he may bow out before early primaries even begin.

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14 Comments
Paula
Paula
December 1, 2019 7:34 am

Oops! I thought it said “How to Lose an Erection!”

My bad.

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
  Paula
December 1, 2019 8:12 am

That line is what we call the setup.

Clever minds could produce half a dozen zingers to follow, called the punchline.

Good comedy instincts.

M G
M G
  Hardscrabble Farmer
December 1, 2019 10:43 am

I apologize for that… she’s not funny. she’s nuts…

Cult of the Trump Zombies
Cult of the Trump Zombies
  M G
December 1, 2019 4:28 pm

I doubt Paula has ever fumbled an erection.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Hardscrabble Farmer
December 1, 2019 11:26 am

I assume that most applicable punchlines would involve Hillary.

Southern Sage
Southern Sage
December 1, 2019 8:22 am

Yeah, Trump is an “existential threat” to the Jew billionaires and their shabbos goy friends. Say all you want about Trump being in the pocket of the Jews. There is a reason they hate his guts and are desperate to stop him. For all his blather about Jerusalem, the West Bank and the Golan Heights, his son-in-law, and his shouting to the roof tops that he loves them, the Jews are not fooled. They never are. They know that Trump -unlike any other president for decades – has finally gotten through to a large percentage of the white core population of this country, jerked them off their sofas and riding lawn mowers, and has concentrated their football-besotted minds enough to wake them up to what is happening in this country. That is a mortal threat to the likes of Bloomberg, Soros, and the others. Do you think it is a coincidence that the entire MSM is on 24 hour hate Trump watch? Guess who owns every single news outlet. Trump showed his true hand when he ended the Syrian war and made it clear that there will be no war with Iran. These are the two absolutely non-negotiable Zionist objectives. His refusal to join in the hate Russia campaign is another sign of where he really stands. The Zionist have a visceral hatred for Russia because they know the Russkies know the score and can’t be bullshitted like stupid Europeans and Americans. Just watch their heads explode when he is re-elected.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 1, 2019 11:23 am

Bloomberg and the Fake Irishman from Boston Patrick are just making campaign contributions to Clinton by entering late.

The Fake Indian is there so Bernie doesn’t go anywhere with Medicare for All before she hands over her voters to The Machine.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
December 1, 2019 11:36 am

Bloomberg has no natural constituency in the democrat party. The only plausible theory I’ve heard for how he could get the nomination is that Buttgeek wins Iowa and New Hampshire and then – surprisingly – wins NV and SC, and then democrats say “holy shit, we can’t nominate a gay guy” and Bloomberg becomes the only plausible alternative. I can’t see Buttgeek winning South Carolina, though. I think Biden should still win that one. The one thing that’s certain is that 2020 is going to be one weird-ass year for Dems. I have no idea who their nominee will be, but none of them are the right candidate to contend in the Industrial Midwest.

yahsure
yahsure
December 1, 2019 11:37 am

The posts take one short NY snob and turn it into a Jew thing. For me, his thinking on guns(like the rest of the Democrat/socialist) Is what will keep us safe from this evil man. The cities where people are not really into being independent are the problem. Also, the Liberal virus has spread to places like Arizona and Texas. I imagine it has spread to many places.

Apple
Apple
December 1, 2019 12:26 pm

Outside of new york city, no new yorker would vote for this ass clown.

Cult of the Trump Zombies
Cult of the Trump Zombies
  Apple
December 1, 2019 4:29 pm

That’s what they said about Trump.

Cult of the Trump Zombies
Cult of the Trump Zombies
December 1, 2019 4:25 pm

Does Mike even know what day it is?