THANK YOU

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As another year comes to a close, the 10th for The Burning Platform, I want to offer my thanks and gratitude to everyone associated with the dysfunctional family we’ve created on the interwebs. First, and most importantly, I want to thank TMWNN for his dedication and commitment to free speech. If he hadn’t rescued the site in May 2014 from a massive denial of service attack, you wouldn’t have seen five years of Wal-Mart freaks and thousands of Friday fails. As many sites that started in the same time frame have gone commercial and sold out to the mainstream fake news media, TBP has remained a bastion of free speech, sticking our finger in the eye of the Deep State.

I’m deeply grateful to everyone who has donated some of their hard earned money to the site. I know that everyone who contributed, whether it was $2 or $2,500 (yes some people gave $2,000 or more), gave what they could.  When I set a goal of $40,000, I didn’t think it was possible to get anywhere close to that figure. Well, I was wrong again. TBPers are truly generous and appreciative of a place where they can say anything and/or contribute through articles or commenting. I’m amazed  the donations were able to fill the gap left by all those advertisers who pulled the plug on TBP because we tell the truth.

The establishment media advertising platforms (Google, Amazon, Facebook, Yahoo, and many other spineless companies) think they can destroy small time bloggers by denying them a revenue stream. Every major advertising platform has banned TBP because we refuse to buckle to their politically correct bullshit. Hate speech isn’t speech that special snowflakes are offended by. My whole purpose with this site is to offend as many people as possible. And I think we’ve succeeded. Your contributions, whether financial, intellectual, or spiritual, have meant the world to me.

Personally, 2019 was an extremely disruptive, stressful year. I had gotten my second asshole boss in a row at Wharton. Two years of dealing with total dickheads was too much. I decided to move on in July and now have a less stressful commute, work for a boss who appreciates my efforts, and among people who aren’t assholes. Still, after working some place for twelve years and having to learn new systems, people and procedures is stressful. At the same time I blew out my back and was in constant pain for a couple months. My wife has had a serious medical issue for the last couple years, but it has improved tremendously in the last few months. This type of mental and physical stress has not been conducive for writing. But I think I’m starting to get my mojo back.

I’m off for twelve days and look forward to spending quality time with my family. The house is decorated. We’re preparing for our annual Christmas Eve party where family, friends and neighbors will party until the wee hours as Santa Claus makes his rounds. Meatballs, sausage, Philly soft pretzels, roast beef, chicken, snacks, dessert, booze and beer will be consumed in large quantities.

I’d like to offer my deepest appreciation to everyone in the TBP family. I met a few of you at Hardscrabble’s farm, and hope to meet more of you in the future – at the TBP FEMA camp. 🙂 I wish you and your families a very Merry Christmas. I look forward to another year of sticking it to the establishment and offending as many people as possible. I’m sure you’ll do your part.

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231 Comments
Steve C.
Steve C.
December 22, 2019 8:32 pm

Jim – My thanks to you as well. I am so happy to be a part of your TBP family.

I love it here…

Merry Christmas to you and your family.

M G
M G
  Steve C.
December 23, 2019 5:18 am

I particularly look forward to some of your comments. You seem like a decent sort. A real TBPfag, some might say…

Steve C.
Steve C.
  M G
December 23, 2019 7:16 am

Some?

M G
M G
  Steve C.
December 23, 2019 8:50 am

Haha… sensitive much?

When I have made a comment that brings me back and I see you’ve chimed in, I will read your comments and not ignore them completely.

And now that I think you look a bit like Captain Kangaroo thanks to you know who, I will probably read them all!

NJroute22
NJroute22
December 22, 2019 8:43 pm

Enjoy your break! Life ain’t so bad if you don’t take it too seriously (when you’re off the computer, at least!)

4th Turner
4th Turner
  NJroute22
December 23, 2019 8:15 am

Merry Christmas to you and yours Jim!!! Merry Christmas to the rest of the TBP FEMA CAMP too!!

…and Jim, I know ya probably won’t make it down to my state of the Alpha/Omega, but if ya do, my offer still stands.

Articles of Confederation
Articles of Confederation
December 22, 2019 8:55 pm

Jim, thanks for giving us this bastion of freedom to throw shit at the establishment twats – and each other. God bless you and yours, and have a peaceful, Merry Christmas.

Steve C.
Steve C.
  Articles of Confederation
December 22, 2019 9:00 pm

AOC – Where ya been son?

Articles of Confederation
Articles of Confederation
  Steve C.
December 22, 2019 9:02 pm

Planting/Transplanting trees, installing a fence, moving mulch, wrapping up “real” work for the year, and enjoying two weeks off.

Hopefully will wrap up my self-imposed schedule by the 26th. I am pushing to have everything food-wise in place in the coming year. Thanks for asking, and Merry Christmas!

Steve C.
Steve C.
  Articles of Confederation
December 22, 2019 9:04 pm

I was afraid that maybe you had gotten trapped into an endless loop of scrabble with Mrs. AOC…

I think that I might have a solution to your ‘Scrabble’ problem too.

Offer to play one game of regular Scrabble with your better half for every game of what you can call “Mark Twain Scrabble.” In this version, the words MUST be misspelled. Zeero poiints for koreckt spilling.

“…I don’t give a damn for a man that can spell a word only one way…” — Mark Twain

What can she say? It’s Mark Twain…

Best not to let EC know when you are playing or he will appear out of nowhere to try and korrect yor propor spilling… Damned spelling Nazi that he is…

Articles of Confederation
Articles of Confederation
  Steve C.
December 22, 2019 9:05 pm

LOL! No, don’t I wish. I am aggressively pushing myself before NOV 2020. Any day >= 45 degrees is a day I do something outside.

Spelling made EZ (MG)
Spelling made EZ (MG)
  Steve C.
December 23, 2019 5:24 am

A Plan for the Improvement of Spelling in the English Language

By Mark Twain

For example, in Year 1 that useless letter “c” would be dropped to be replased either by “k” or “s”, and likewise “x” would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which “c” would be retained would be the “ch” formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform “w” spelling, so that “which” and “one” would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish “y” replasing it with “i” and iear 4 might fiks the “g/j” anomali wonse and for all.

Generally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeiniing voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez “c”, “y” and “x”—bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez —tu riplais “ch”, “sh”, and “th” rispektivili.

Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

So, while the real TBP moran may think Orwell’s words profound, he should consider what Twain could do with a few letters.

Spell Checker Needed in Thank You (MG)
Spell Checker Needed in Thank You (MG)
  Steve C.
December 23, 2019 5:31 am

Oh, you said EC?

Steve C.
Steve C.
  Spell Checker Needed in Thank You (MG)
December 23, 2019 7:20 am

Mark Twain’s spilling improovements woold soot badd spillers lik mee jest finne.

Probably make EC crazy.

Sounds like a win-win…

M G
M G
  Steve C.
December 23, 2019 9:05 am

1 sed u cld lrn a kd 2 rt rt n nvr spl 1 werd rt.
czek the maff b4 u laf
cuk t gus wt t jus and srv wt fgy pdng.

Almost Funny…

I said you could learn a kid to write right and never spell one word right.

Check the math before you laugh.

Cook the goose with the juice and serve with figgy pudding.

Stucky
Stucky
  Steve C.
December 23, 2019 10:58 am

” …. maybe you had gotten trapped into an endless loop of scrabble with Mrs. AOC

Mr. Confederation is married to Alexandria Ocasio Cortez???

Dahum.

(EC)
(EC)
  Stucky
December 23, 2019 11:14 am

Looks like the gang’s all here. I thought it was a personal note to admin but it looks like it’s turned into a group hug.

Stucky
Stucky
  (EC)
December 23, 2019 11:50 am

The gang is NEVER complete unless YOU are in the room. Thanks for all you do here on TBP, especially the smiles you put on my face.

Frohe Weihnachten Mein Freund

M G
M G
  Stucky
December 23, 2019 12:59 pm

Was wrong. This is 100.

Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
  Stucky
December 23, 2019 11:24 pm

That’s awful nice to hear, bro man. You know, I have not had my share of women, the average for guys is close to 50 over a life time. But what I have had my share of is getting kicked out of places. The topic came up and I was shocked at how often it happened to me. Like how many times is normal for a person? I’m thankful to admin for letting me stay. It means a lot.

Articles of Confederation
Articles of Confederation
  Stucky
December 23, 2019 1:54 pm

Stucky, how are you and your better half??? Hope all is well and you have a very blessed Christmas!

And NO, I am NOT married to that piece of shit. Although I WOULD bang her with your dick.

(EC)
(EC)
  Steve C.
December 23, 2019 11:11 am

Somebody remind me next time not to mess with Steve Grizzly Bear C.

Steve C.
Steve C.
  (EC)
December 23, 2019 11:18 am

You know we love you EC.

You’re TBP’s own personal spell-check.

Merry Christmas….

Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
  Steve C.
December 23, 2019 11:27 pm
TN Patriot
TN Patriot
December 22, 2019 8:58 pm

Jim, I am a newbie here, having followed a link to FF and feel like I have found a home among the disjointed characters you have brought together. I especially enjoyed your Dark Side of the Moon essays and loved the way you wove the story around the songs of that beloved album. Your writings, as well as many others who contribute is extraordinary at times, humorous at times and heart wrenching at times.

Many times, I skim the linked articles just so I can get to the comments to see what some of the old timers think. There is a vast amount of wisdom in your followers, many of them with ideals similar to my own and I appreciate getting to learn from them, as well.

BTW – Thank you for showing Creepy Uncle Joe in his Santa suit for your closing picture.

Hope you and your family have a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy and Prosperous New Year.

M G
M G
  TN Patriot
December 26, 2019 11:00 am

U fit in too well to be very new. Who popped your cherry?

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  M G
December 26, 2019 11:40 am

I was chastised a little early on, but mostly my positions have been honed over a lifetime of arguing with idiots.

I was blessed to have some really great parents, grand-parents, aunts and uncles who were hard working, conservative minded people. They did not bother others and they did not want to be bothered by others. When they saw someone in need, they did all they could to help and when they saw someone who was milking the system, they would shake their heads and tell us to not be that person when we grew up. I also had some really great teachers and learned how to think for myself while solving problems.

As I said, I feel like I have found a family here at TBP, even with the various characters who post some things I consider to be a little far out there. i.e. flat earthers and the anti-semitism is carried much further than it needs to be, but the overall content and comments fit well within my basic understanding of the world.

M G
M G
  TN Patriot
December 26, 2019 11:55 am

Well, we take our flatearthers seriously here, but your credentials are adequate

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  M G
December 26, 2019 8:55 pm

I was once told “Opinions are like a-holes. Everybody has one and some people are one.”

Hope you had a great Christmas, my blogging friend and almost neighbor.

Zulu Foxtrot Golf
Zulu Foxtrot Golf
December 22, 2019 9:09 pm

I truly enjoy lurking and randomly posting here Jim. Any opportunity to unload the dice is good to go in my eyes. Keep up the fire. IGY6.

M G
M G
December 22, 2019 9:19 pm

Thank you for being exactly what you say you are… a champion of free speech. Thank you also for your tolerance of the rest of us along with the best of us in this strange little nest of us.

It is a privilege to say I support your efforts and I think your insight and writing is more riveting than when you were driving the thirty dirty blocks. But, my attention is more focused now due to the drastic changes in the rules and norms in society growing more obvious by the day as well as a general sense that the charade really cannot go on forever.

I couldn’t help but link Dave’s comment in his year in review about you… you are Almost Famous!

Dave Collum: 2019 Year in Review (Part 2)

Something has to give. I’m glad TBP supporters are givers.

You and the Man With No Name deserve to be reimbursed for at least part of the time you devote to putting up with people like me and all the odd characters I tend to call friends, but whom my husband calls my “blog buddies.”

Thank you.

Merry Christmas!

Good Night, Gracie!

M G
M G
  M G
December 24, 2019 7:46 am

Am hoping to see that donometer cross 34K before Christmas Day!

Seriously, folks, Admin does NOT put us up to this. We really have found this blog to be a community of very intelligent (sometimes misguided and/or drunk) people who collectively have experienced just about every tragedy and comedy mankind can experience.

The community, over the years, has come to know one another, as some of you new TBPers have discovered, both in philosophical meaning as well as in real-time and real-world space.

TBP folks have met in person and continue to exchange information and ideas respectfully online. You know what? We even have big nasty fights and some of us know how to get over it. Even emerge from them with a greater empathy, perhaps.

The analogy to Cheers is appropriate, I agree.

I also think Admin is more kidney-worthy than a shepherd, German or not.

I stick by my own assessment of Admin of TBP as the fireman of Farenheit 451, salvaging all the bits and pieces of truth he can salvage for reasons only the Author and Finisher can possibly know. I think “we” here at TBP are on to something and I sense that many of us feel it. In the same way great authors and philosophers sometimes reach out across space and time to “meet” and share ideas and knowledge, blending those ideas into a shared understanding of human existence, the TBP discussion is a similar smorgasboard of viewpoint and experience served in an eclectic buffet that offers both sumptuous morsels of rare wisdom simmered in experience as well as hot and spicy nuggets which delight and surprise the palette as well as the palate, and help when using the pallet.

I hope, if you are a noobe or a newbie here, you realize you’ve found a very special blog created by a very special man (and his wife) who really believe one man with a principled idea can make a difference. He’s supported by a Man With No Name who helps him with the electronic gadgets and coding required to make it possible for hundreds and thousands of people to read his blog and try to make some sense of the increasing chaotic happenings and prepare for what they portend.

What do you say? toss a tenner Quinn’s way! And you can be one of the gang before next gathering day!

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(I missed the first opportunity at a bar in Philly? or was it NJ, Stucky? My son was interning for Mordor on the Potomac, so I actually might have made that one, had I tried harder. Hindsight.)

Portend… that’s a non-funny word.

M G
M G
  M G
December 24, 2019 11:36 am

A Christmas miracle!

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M G
M G
  M G
December 26, 2019 11:02 am

Seriously…I am emailing Doug Casey so watch for a big donation soon!

timinillinois
timinillinois
December 22, 2019 9:19 pm

Really enjoy TBP and all that make it what it is. Are your Christmases like Drop Kick Murphys?

4th Turner
4th Turner
  Administrator
December 23, 2019 8:40 am

Merry Christmas From The TBP Family!

M G
M G
  Administrator
December 23, 2019 9:16 am

Please post it… that is wonderful!

Reminded me of the time a friend of mine from South Carolina told me her brother got drunk Christmas Eve, broke their mother’s jaw and dumped Grandpa’s ashes in the fireplace by accident and they tried to vacuum them up with the Hoover and set the whole trailer home on fire and spent Christmas in the hospital.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  4th Turner
December 23, 2019 10:12 am

That was hilarious. Kinda looks like my daughter’s house after a family celebration. I’m sending that to her.

M G
M G
  Mary Christine
December 23, 2019 10:26 am

If you have time, please think about my questions regarding Rachel and the idea of the Four Founding Mothers: Eve, Sarah, Rebecca and Rachel/Leah (is interesting how each of them bring sibling rivalry to mind, even poor old Sarah blessed with child long after she should have been in a nursing home. Abe was 99? You think yours and my husband didn’t help with babies?

I am being very reclusive this Christmas. In spite of great hopes for this Christmas, it descends with the same sad memories as the last few.

I continue to pray, knowing all things are indeed possible.

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Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  M G
December 23, 2019 10:59 am

My brain is so cold addled I can barely put together a coherent sentence. So I doubt I can make a coherent paragraph in reply to your post. I did read it. It left me a bit puzzled as to what you where getting at. See what I mean? And now I need eye bleach to get that Santa picture out of my head.

M G
M G
  Mary Christine
December 23, 2019 11:09 am

Am thinking about the lamentations of ALL mothers.

Rachel left to weep until the saints come marching in.

Was Abel Eve’s favorite? As Jacob was Rebecca’s and Isaac for Sarah.

Would Rachel?

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  M G
December 23, 2019 10:45 pm

Merry Christmas to all….

M G
M G
  Mygirl...maybe
December 24, 2019 11:37 am

She’s got a special voice.

TS
TS
December 22, 2019 9:20 pm

And a big Thank You to you as well!
TBP is an amazing place and defies description. As it should be. It reflects you, Jim, in all it’s humor, splendid shit-throwing and deep reflection.
May the flames on This Burning Platform not go out until the last smidgeon of life and liberty’s oxygen is sucked in on that last final breath.

Merry Christmas to you and yours.

Texas Patriot
Texas Patriot
December 22, 2019 9:22 pm

Jim,
I have an easy job commenting on this because I can echo all those who have commented before me, and especially TN Patriot’s comment. Will send some more bucks in the new year and wish you and yours and the entire TBP family a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. We have to keep on keeping on with TBP. It is the greatest blog available!!

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Texas Patriot
December 22, 2019 9:48 pm

Toss in my 2 cents worth of thank you for a great site and the opportunity you provide via the internet. Merry Christmas to all, the greatest of hope for the New Year and a fantastic time for all.

Donkey
Donkey
December 22, 2019 9:43 pm

Jim, sincerely, you are the man.

Merry Christmas.

RogerP
RogerP
December 22, 2019 9:47 pm

Thanks for TBP, Jim.

And thanks for the reminder that all of the music of the 70’s wasn’t disco. I hate disco.

Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
  RogerP
December 22, 2019 10:02 pm
Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
  Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
December 22, 2019 10:03 pm
Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
  Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
December 22, 2019 10:04 pm
Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
December 23, 2019 8:46 am

I don’t care what Roger says, I like disco. But one of my favorites from the 70’s isn’t even disco, it’s Motown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaMX0Cs5Bc4

Robert Gore
Robert Gore
December 22, 2019 10:02 pm

Jim

Thank you and Merry Christmas.

Bob

M G
M G
  Robert Gore
December 23, 2019 6:31 am

Hey RG! You Too!

Bob P
Bob P
December 22, 2019 10:08 pm

TBP is has become a favourite hangout of mine. Thank you for your time and effort dedicated to making it a success. Merry Christmas to you and yours.

Steve
Steve
December 22, 2019 10:14 pm

Jim,
Thanks for an amazing year of news and enlightenment. Merry Christmas to you and yours’

PS,
At the FEMA camp, we’ll all meet at the northern most point on odd days. We will know each other because we’ll be the only ones without wild eyes of confusion and disbelief.

KaD
KaD
December 22, 2019 10:18 pm

Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Keep up the good fight, it means everything. I consider this one of the three most important sites online.
If the bastards control the narrative, they win. That cannot happen.

Old Timer
Old Timer
December 22, 2019 10:35 pm

Glad your back is recovering Jim, and thanks for allowing my awkward self to comment. To everyone at TBP may you all appreciate this time of year with your family and friends, we never know when it may be the last. For anyone who is interested, here is a true Christmas story I read every year, left it at another post also. https://gunblast.com/JimTaylor_ChristmasEve1896.htm Times were tough back then and they are going to be again, I can see these very scenes playing out once more, and even worse. But it is how will we react that will make all the difference. Thanks

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
  Old Timer
December 23, 2019 12:08 am

Thanks OT for a fine old story and as I wipe away a tear, for I too had figured out the ending, because a similar thing happened to me many years ago, and she is still with me, fussing like an old mother hen. And she too came to me for a reason it is now clear – I can never second guess the Grand Master, that higher power of the universe, His miracles to perform.

It reminds me of another story https://www.onlythebible.com/Poems/Footprints-in-the-Sand-Poem.html

Have a great Christmas time and a roaring New Year!

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Austrian Peter
December 23, 2019 9:17 am

Thanks for the link, Peter. I used this story as my strength on the lowest day of my life. Immediately, after I asked Jesus to pick me up and carry me, the weight was lifted from my shoulders and I have been making footprints with Him ever since.

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
  TN Patriot
December 23, 2019 9:46 am

Good to know, TN Patriot, and thank you for sharing. TBP has been an amazing source of strength for me and given me a reason ‘to be’ in my twilight years, thanks to Admin’s faith in my poor scribbling.

May the New Year be prosperous and peaceful for you and yours; go well in your earth walk.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Austrian Peter
December 23, 2019 6:48 pm

Thanks to the Lord, I have found a great church family with a wonderful pastor. He is a true believer and encourages all of us to read the Holy Bible every day, along with praying to the Father. As a church, we have read the New Testament this year, 1 chapter a day, 5 days a week. Today was the fall of Babylon in Revelation 18. Christmas Day we will read and study about the judgement of Satan and Friday, we will have finished our 1 year journey through the New Testament. I am so blessed.

I wish the best for you and your family in the New Year and may it be full of great things, including cutting ties with the EU.

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
  TN Patriot
December 23, 2019 8:13 pm

Thanks TNP and we are all very excited about leaving the EU and looking forward to freedom and liberty away from that bastion of thieves and cabal of vipers! The EU people are lovely and the culture is wonderful but the bureaucrats and ECB et al are a disaster.

mark
mark
December 22, 2019 10:47 pm

“TBP has remained a bastion of free speech, sticking our finger in the eye of the Deep State.”

Admin,
Your indomitable defiance, complete and total lack of towing any line, bawdy take no prisoners (while suffering no fools) attitude and work…owns my admiration.

I find great consolation and hope in realizing there are so many others who fearless add their voices and opinions against the sons of bitches and daughters of witches of the invisible hand.

There are many different opinions here on everything but there is an overriding consensus on liberty, freedom, free speech, and telling the Deep State and all their flying monkeys to take their New World Order and shove it up their ass…and that is as American as a musket ball or a 7.62 round in center mass.

The best to you and your family and everyone on the Platform that Burns fueled by unabashed, unbowed FREE SPEECH during this Christmas celebration.

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
  mark
December 23, 2019 12:12 am

Spoken like a true Pioneer and Patriot: “Don’t let the bastards grind you down”. The classic quote form a British film of the sixties: ” Saturday Night and Sunday Morning” and inspiration to us teenagers at the time.

mark
mark
  Austrian Peter
December 23, 2019 12:24 pm

Thanks Peter! Merry Christmas!

The best to you and your family keeping writing and posting buddy.

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
  mark
December 23, 2019 9:12 pm

Thank you so much for your support, Mark, it is always appreciated. Have a great Christmas and let’s make it a wonderful New Year with UK and USA now closer than ever with our Boris in charge!

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
December 22, 2019 10:47 pm

Jim, Merry Christmas to you and yours, this site keeps me sane and is a bright light of free speech. So nice to meet you and the lovely Avalon at the 1st annual farm event. Hope it happens again this summer, and if so will again give time to make it happen. Will give monetarily when both boys are outta school, if not sooner, hopefully. Peace be with you and all TBP brothers and sisters during this Christmas season and the coming year.

Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
  ILuvCO2
December 22, 2019 11:12 pm

Your a little shit, wtf do you know about keeping sane? Try being 60 and experiencing memory gaps and losing your train of thought.

Steve C.
Steve C.
  Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
December 22, 2019 11:19 pm

They say that the memory is the first thing to go.

I can’t remember what the second thing is…

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
  Steve C.
December 23, 2019 12:13 am

The second thing is your hearing, Steve; say what?

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
December 22, 2019 11:23 pm

That the great EC is picking on me I consider a badge of TBP honor. Now if I start losing my libido approaching 60, well that is another story. Merry Christmas to all TBPers. Thanks again Jim.

M G
M G
  ILuvCO2
December 23, 2019 6:36 am

I’ve got a couple jars of that oil in the root cellar.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  M G
December 23, 2019 10:55 pm

Wait, you had more? Damn.

(EC)
(EC)
  ILuvCO2
December 23, 2019 1:59 pm

I’m only great in my own shower. I saw a sex doll for sale on the FB marketplace. The dude wanted almost the same amount that new dolls go for. The Salvy Queen remarked that his doll was also all stepped on. I said she must not have made him happy like he imagined. She said it would be like making love to a dead chick. I can’t imagine who would buy that doll.

Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
  Anonymous
December 24, 2019 1:18 pm

It’s the bunny broad! What a treat it is to see you, Maggito! Old habits die hard, I ran outside and got in formation.

M G
M G
  Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
December 24, 2019 1:42 pm

A Ten Hut!

If you are taller than the person in front of you, tap them on the shoulder and move forward.

Right face!

If you are taller than the person in front of you, tap them on the shoulder and move forward and that does not require any discussion, airmen.

Left face!

Once again, if you are taller than the person in front of you, tap and move.

Flight! Road Guards Out!

Forward, Huh!

Two three four! Right and right and right left right.

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I realize now that one of the road guard’s (basic training) name was Rebecca. She was the oldest “gal” in the flight (I was 22; she was 26), she was very short and minded her own business. The other one was a National Reserve/Guard troop from Guam who had hair down to her ankles. She spoke broken English and her hair was always everywhere in the damn dorm. It is a good thing there were not any real traffic dangers facing the troops because she was dumb as a post. She is also the one who got constipated and sent me to ask the TI what she should do about it, much to my chagrin and horror. Because, if you think I was embarrassed when the mean T.I. publicly lambasted me about two or three girls’ in my squad having the crabs from trysts at the garbage dumpster (who knew?), well, having him mock me for asking him about another girl’s bowel movement issues was at least equally humiliating. He was a mean man.

I heard a rumor about there being a huge “bust” of a bunch of T.I.s at Lackland who were basically coercing young girls into having sexual relations with higher ups. All the way up to guys with stars on thars.

What a mess.

hey… if I can whittle it to around 2000 words, am thinking of posting an old fiction story I wrote long ago… is a really good one if I do say so myself. I suspect you would like it and I think if I keep this thread active just a bit longer, we will see that donometer move up a bit more. Just a little intuition…

M G
M G
  (EC)
December 24, 2019 12:42 pm

dunno if you can see the anonyfagvideo below but that’s me and my bunny crew saying Merry KissMoose to you!

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  ILuvCO2
December 23, 2019 10:54 pm

EC picks on people for sport and no real reasons except he feels like it. What’s a libido?

Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
  Mygirl...maybe
December 23, 2019 11:04 pm

You get me. If you weren’t a redhead and I wasn’t an asshole, it might have worked out.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
December 23, 2019 11:34 pm

EC: Here’s to us….

M G
M G
  Mygirl...maybe
December 25, 2019 6:43 am

Before I burned Scrapper’s innards I got a picture. I will save it.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
December 22, 2019 11:37 pm

You’re. Haha, I just upped the EC grammar Nazi.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
December 23, 2019 10:53 pm

EC:If that’s all that’s wrong with you then consider yourself fortunate ( I suspect there’s more than what you let on) and….it’s you’re as in: you are. How many times do I have to keep pointing that out?

Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
  Mygirl...maybe
December 23, 2019 11:07 pm

It’s just noob bait. I know it’s youse, yore, yourn.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
December 23, 2019 11:17 pm

Damn and here I thought you wuz ignerent….

Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
  Mygirl...maybe
December 23, 2019 11:36 pm
Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
December 24, 2019 1:07 am
First they came for the redheads (EC)
First they came for the redheads (EC)
  Mygirl...maybe
December 24, 2019 1:29 pm

He looks like a young Doc Pangloss who said, “Life is a marathon, not a sprint.”

M G
M G
  Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
December 25, 2019 5:16 am

Urine … see?

ursel doran
ursel doran
December 22, 2019 11:41 pm

R & R is now on the must do list, Sir.
All the saws need to be sharpened, especially when used heavily.

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
December 22, 2019 11:44 pm

Thanks Jim for your good wishes and me and my family return ours to you in spades. I am so proud to be associated with such a fine group of freedom-loving, real human beings, a rarity these days as most have caved to the mighty dollar.

May you all go well as we enter yet another exciting year.

Steve C.
Steve C.
  Austrian Peter
December 22, 2019 11:51 pm

You’re up late.

Working on installment 84 of your Financial Jigsaw?

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
  Steve C.
December 23, 2019 12:18 am

Hi Steve, I’m up early; it’s 0515 here in UK, getting ready to answer all your lovely emails and sound advice on how to survive TBP! And yes, I will post the political compass, should be good for TBPers and a New Year laugh!

Llpoh
Llpoh
December 23, 2019 12:03 am

Bah humbug.

Llpoh
Llpoh
  Llpoh
December 23, 2019 12:06 am

Admin – Thanks for everything! May you and yours be safe and happy this Christmas.

And to all TBPers – Merry Christmas!

From TBPers to LLPOH
From TBPers to LLPOH
  Llpoh
December 23, 2019 10:29 am

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Merry Christmas Down Under!

Llpoh
Llpoh
  From TBPers to LLPOH
December 24, 2019 12:20 am

By the size, top row third from right must be the Admin. That would make bottom row third from left is Stucky.

Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
  Llpoh
December 24, 2019 1:32 pm

As many noobs as you’ve burned over the years, I would expect you had forgotten more butts than CO2 will ever know.

M G
M G
  Llpoh
December 25, 2019 6:46 am

EC is short chubb butt far right bottom row!

The wonder of it all
The wonder of it all
December 23, 2019 12:48 am

TBP is the petrol I need to keep my engine running.
Nice job on keeping this site going thanks!

ursel doran
ursel doran
December 23, 2019 12:56 am
aka.attrition
aka.attrition
December 23, 2019 3:06 am

Thanks, Jim. Keep up the good fight – so many appreciate it.

Merry Christmas to you and yours!

old white guy
old white guy
December 23, 2019 6:22 am

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Bilco
Bilco
December 23, 2019 6:26 am

You my friend are like the rest of us here at the TBP.A true American. We soldier on in the face of life’s adversities. I once heard that life can be like a baseball pitch. “Sometimes you expect the local,and get the express.” Merry Christmas.

flash
flash
December 23, 2019 6:44 am

From the bottom of my redneck heart… for all you do, many thanks to you.

Merry Christmas

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And now lit.

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When seen with own eyes, it looked 100x better.

M G
M G
  flash
December 23, 2019 7:09 am

Is awesome.

flash
flash
  M G
December 23, 2019 7:48 am

Sad to say, rednecks are a dying breed. They are being replaced by soy boys and hipsters, but then I repeat myself. It truly has become a bitches’ world.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  flash
December 23, 2019 10:58 pm

Rednecks are alive and well in my neck of the woods….get out of the cities and burbs, they don’t like it there.

SmallerGovNow
SmallerGovNow
December 23, 2019 7:19 am

Thanks Jim for keeping TBP going. Merry Christmas everyone… Chip

CCRider
CCRider
December 23, 2019 7:37 am

Who knew I’d grow up to be a proud shit flinging monkey?

Happy Holidays and be safe all.

Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
  CCRider
December 23, 2019 11:10 pm

You’re third grade teacher, Mrs McJuvey.

M G
M G
  Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
December 25, 2019 9:44 am

Your.

Mid-shelf, maybe.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
December 23, 2019 8:36 am

My family Christmas was yesterday. So I have been very busy the past week or so. It was small, thank God, because I came down with a terrible cold. I took a bunch of cold meds and pushed through the day. We had a good time, even me, or I…which is it, EC? About 8:30 I hit a wall and paid dearly with a fever all night. Screw the leftover dishes and boxes everywhere. I’m not doing anything today.

So my wish is for you all to have a wonderful, cold-free, Christmas because it sucks to be sick anytime but the holidays are the worst time to be sick.

And, no, I don’t want to sit on that Santa’s lap, thank you very much.

BB
BB
  Mary Christine
December 23, 2019 9:03 am

Thank you Admin for having a BIG part in waking Me up to the REAL world.I hope your health gets better. I’ve had my own share of health problems so I can relate. God bless and once again THANK YOU.

Stucky
Stucky
  BB
December 23, 2019 11:20 am

Good to see you comment bb. You don’t comment as much as you used to …. and that’s something I have really missed. I know I jump on you more than I should but, it’s all in fun. You’re a good egg … a hard working American … and you love your cat and mom. That’s a great person right there.

M G
M G
  Stucky
December 23, 2019 12:57 pm

This might be 100.

(EC)
(EC)
  Stucky
December 23, 2019 2:03 pm

And his ex. He supports both his ex-wife and his mom. Now Paula is trying to get on the gravy train.

M G
M G
  (EC)
December 23, 2019 2:39 pm

Hey, Paula comes with her own fully funded pension AND Veterans Pension. She is the financial asset… no brideprice, either.

Steve C.
Steve C.
  M G
December 23, 2019 3:37 pm

Hey – I’m available.

Probably not very desirable, but available…

(EC)
(EC)
  Steve C.
December 23, 2019 5:12 pm

Paula is a Navy chick and you live in Texas, not very promising.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  (EC)
December 23, 2019 11:22 pm

There are these things called cars that help to travel distances….also planes, trains and Greyhound buses but you must REALLY want to explore libidos if you have to ride a bus to get it.

Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
  Mygirl...maybe
December 23, 2019 11:45 pm
Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
December 24, 2019 1:18 am
(EC)
(EC)
  M G
December 23, 2019 3:42 pm

Sounds like a hot asset. I’d jump on that if I was you, BB.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  (EC)
December 23, 2019 4:31 pm

Who doesn’t like a hot asset?

(EC)
(EC)
  TN Patriot
December 23, 2019 5:15 pm

She’s very demanding, she dropped me like a hot potato once she found out I’m married.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  (EC)
December 23, 2019 6:35 pm

Well, I guess that leaves me out in the cold, again.

Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
  TN Patriot
December 23, 2019 9:22 pm

At least you can count on Rosey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ELnhjGw4Zs

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
December 23, 2019 11:39 pm

how about really white feet and banjo?

M G
M G
  Mygirl...maybe
December 24, 2019 5:06 am

They look like they have fun, don’t they?

M G
M G
  Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
December 24, 2019 7:14 am

Palm?

M G
M G
  (EC)
December 24, 2019 7:13 am

I would like to correct the impression I gave of Paula during my cyber war with imaginary figments of someone’s malicious mind. She’s a real person and while she did grow up on or near a reservation, she joined the US Navy, got educated and raised two really great kids, one of whom has a cute kid named Otto, for whom I named the lop-eared buck. Who may or may not have impregnated the killer rabbit with no name because I’m not keeping her.

Paula dropped you, EC, because you are short and a mestizo. Being married had nothing to do with it.

Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
  M G
December 24, 2019 1:46 pm

Well then it look like Steve C. is a shoo-in, he is neither short nor meztizo. Another TBP success story.

M G
M G
  Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
December 24, 2019 2:08 pm

Did I misspell mestizo? Is it a racial slur?

BB
BB
  (EC)
December 24, 2019 7:56 am

El Coyote it sure feels like it sometimes. I and the X are getting along so much better then in previous years that’s for sure. I have to say I’m proud of her for the changes she has made in her life.

Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
  BB
December 24, 2019 1:49 pm

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. Happy trails, bro!

BB
BB
  Stucky
December 24, 2019 7:51 am

Thanks Stucky . I will be commenting more now that I finally figured out what to do with my truck . I hope everything is ok with you and your family . I’m still praying for you. God Bless.

AmazingAZ
AmazingAZ
December 23, 2019 8:54 am

Thanks Jim, Merry Christmas to you and yours & may your 2020 be incredible!

blue
blue
December 23, 2019 9:53 am

Thanks to you Jim and all of the low rent truth speakers of TBP. My first stop every morning. I love the reality that I find here.

Merry Christmas to Everyone !!

and ALL the Best in 2020 !!

Peace

M G
M G
  blue
December 24, 2019 5:14 am

Who you callin’ “low rent?”

Most of us at TBP have fully realized the American dream of owning our own home and property.

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(Isn’t this photo magnificent? Isn’t the house?)

Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
  M G
December 24, 2019 1:51 pm

Low rent, he means we ain’t top shelf. We’re the generic stuff at the bottom.

M G
M G
  Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
December 24, 2019 2:06 pm

Well, don’t be getting all sensitive about not being “top shelf.”

Most of our shopping is done from mid-shelf and below.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  M G
December 24, 2019 4:16 pm

I’m short and top shelf is out of reach unless I get some tall stranger to help me out. I always go for the tall guys but a tall girl will do in a pinch. As to EC being short and a mestizo? Some of the finest loving can come from short metizos. You think those lil’ latin babies happen by accident?

M G
M G
  Mygirl...maybe
December 24, 2019 4:21 pm

Did you Identify which bare ass is yours in the greeting to the grinch down under? Mine is the half-flat ass top left… I assume you are one of the short round assers.

Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
  Mygirl...maybe
December 24, 2019 4:45 pm

Sometimes they happen by Sancho Clos who works overtime to deliver on those wishes for baby brothers or sisters.

Uncola
Uncola
December 23, 2019 10:04 am

Thank you Jim and TMWNN for keeping the site going. Looking forward to the continuation of kicking ass and taking names with 2020 vision.

Merry Christmas and Happy New year to all the monkeys.

Once again, I would like to call dibs on bottom bunk at FEMA camp. It’s just that I get up at night a lot more than I used to. Thanks in advance.

In the meantime: Although I’ve sworn off late-night comedy of late, I made an exception on this one below since it was sent to me by one of my offspring. Even with the obligatory MAGA hat, it’s funny because of the…. shall we say… all-too-familiar accurate fundamentals therein?

M G
M G
  Uncola
December 23, 2019 10:32 am

May all your fishbowls be clear of algae and your lilypads be frogless.

Looking forward to your next piece, whenever it is ready.

TC
TC
December 23, 2019 10:34 am

TBP is one of the few places left on the internet where you can openly comment about anything and not get insta-banned or worse. That said, what makes TBP truly great is the pursuit of truth over partisan dogma and narratives, as anyone peddling bullshit gets quickly eviscerated by the shit-throwing monkeys. For the most part, dialog stays honest because anything less gets called out. For this little island of sanity in an insane world, I thank you Quinn and fellow monkeys for keeping it real. Merry Christmas!

Stucky
Stucky
December 23, 2019 10:54 am

“I want to thank TMWNN for his dedication and commitment to free speech.”

TMWNN rescued this site and is dedicated to free speech. Each and every one of us owes him a debt of gratitude which may not be easily repaid. But, he’s more than just that.

A short time ago he sent me a long heartfelt letter regarding Ms Freud. That’s all I can say about that.

TMWNN is a truly decent and kind human being! A real Mensch!!! Thank you, sir, for everything.

IAQ (Italian American Queen)
IAQ (Italian American Queen)
December 23, 2019 10:57 am

GRAZIE MILLE! Jim, Avalon and bellissimi fuorilegge!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBHf9QqO-BE
Da casa mia a casa tua….

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
December 23, 2019 11:02 am

Merry Christmas to you and your family Jim (and to all the STM’s here on TBP). I’m not around as much as I used to be (for a variety of reasons) but I’m still lurking pretty much every day and appreciate what you do here. Have a peaceful/restful holiday.

Stucky
Stucky
December 23, 2019 11:10 am

Hi Jim,

When Ms. Freud’s kidneys failed for 10 days after the heart operation I told the doctor I wanted to be tested to see if I was a compatible donor and, if so, that I would give one of mine to Ms. Freud. I wouldn’t even have to think about it for a split second. (Glad to say that her kidneys simply decided one day to “restart” on their own!)

There’s one other person I know I would do that for. You. I am not kidding. I believe you’ve saved my life by making TBP what it is, so why shouldn’t I return the favor if called upon?

Many blessings to you, my friend.

M G
M G
  Stucky
December 23, 2019 12:57 pm

Greater love hath no man than that he would lay down his kidney for a friend.

I heard that somewhere.

M G
M G
  M G
December 23, 2019 5:46 pm

I would like to point out I did pressure cook and store that beef tongue (until Nick said Yuck) and I have a frozen beef heart, in case you need one of those.

No kidneys. Am thankful for Mrs. Freud’s resilience and the Lord’s faithfulness.

I admire your persistence on her behalf. Is why I will pester the ghost more than most.

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I’ve been told the heart, if sliced thinly, fries up nicely.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  M G
December 23, 2019 7:17 pm

Does beef heart taste like chicken heart? Cuz I love chicken heart. Really!

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
  Mary Christine
December 23, 2019 7:51 pm

Very similar.

First They Came For the Redheads (EC)
First They Came For the Redheads (EC)
  Mary Christine
December 25, 2019 8:32 pm
ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  M G
December 23, 2019 9:02 pm

I’ve got a beef tongue and a pig tongue in the freezer, don’t know what to do with them except give them to the dogs. Heard they were excellent if cooked right though. I’ve read a bunch about the Lewis and Clark expedition, and when they killed a buffalo, all the men clamored for the tongue first. Anyone got any good recipes for beef tongue? How about smoked? Just gave a raw HSF kidney to the older shepherd. She of course loved it.

M G
M G
  ILuvCO2
December 24, 2019 7:17 am

Just gave a raw HSF kidney to the older shepherd.

I would like to point out that while Stucky is willing to give one of his very own kidneys to Jim Quinn for his integrity, you are bragging about giving one of dear HSF’s precious organs to a shepherd, presumably German.

What’s with that?

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  M G
December 24, 2019 8:52 am

Beef kidney, beef kidney. And yes, German. Germans seem to love those organ meats.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  ILuvCO2
December 24, 2019 4:18 pm

What is with you people and this fascination with offal?

M G
M G
  Mygirl...maybe
December 24, 2019 4:24 pm

My husband and I just gutted and skinned old Scrapper (an unfortunate Christmas Eve accident with our Pyrenese, who was really only retrieving him!)

I had to refrain from going and taking a picture of his guts. Okay, I didn’t refrain but I won’t show it here where Admin is trying to thank decent people.

M G
M G
  M G
December 25, 2019 6:49 am

Photo held for a later date!

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  M G
December 25, 2019 4:32 pm

I repeat….what is this fascination with offal? Pictures? Why? Gack!

M G needing backup
M G needing backup
  Mygirl...maybe
December 25, 2019 4:39 pm

As mark or fleabaggs or ec can tell you…getting rid of food aversions is vital to survival.

Sometimes u gotta eat the worm.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  M G needing backup
December 25, 2019 11:23 pm

That doesn’t mean you have to document the entrails in photos….BTW: Where is Flea? Haven’t heard from him in awhile.

First They Came For the Redheads (EC)
First They Came For the Redheads (EC)
  ILuvCO2
December 25, 2019 5:48 pm
Hans
Hans
December 23, 2019 11:56 am

A joyous Christmas and a healthy new year to Y’all.
I am hoping to become a regular poster in 2020 and
add some content, as well as cash.

I am grateful that this site does not use “the evil censor”
known as Disqus ! I will no longer read nor join any site
which uses this platform for its comment section.

To the founders of The Burn Platform, thanks for sticking
to your principals and ethos, in maintaining your integrity
and independence !

God bless you all and your families.

Hans
Hans
December 23, 2019 12:21 pm

May God also bless this great nation and only
because we have accepted Lord Jesus as our savior!

Suds
Suds
December 23, 2019 12:38 pm

I salute you, JQ, and my fellow primates herein, that ramble around this digital zoo, swinging from tires, and flinging projectiles occasionally at worthy targets.

Grunting out noises, and grooming the ones who need some help from time to time.

Gazing from within, at the delusioned outsiders, with mocking derision and scorn, sprinkled with occasional compliments, and a healthy dose of laughter.

And though seen here before, I’ll close with this well known tune, because it fits so well.

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
  Suds
December 23, 2019 7:44 pm

I love the ‘digital zoo’! I would like to reuse that, with your permission Suds. Many thanks and seasonal greetings to you and yours.

Suds
Suds
  Austrian Peter
December 23, 2019 9:25 pm

Run with it, Peter.
Couple of words strung together in a little bit of creative phrasing that sometimes come forth from an aspiring writer.
Very gracious of you to ask.
Carry on.
And Merry Christmas to you and yours, as well.
Cheers

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
  Suds
December 24, 2019 12:15 am

Many thanks Suds, most generous – look out for it sometime, Cheers

grace country pastor
grace country pastor
December 23, 2019 2:20 pm

We don’t do the Christmas thing here in our home but me and mine pray the incredible freely offered grace of God finds each and every one of you, whoever you are and wherever you happen to be!

The gcp’s… ?

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
  grace country pastor
December 23, 2019 7:45 pm

Interesting, there are not many true faiths that don’t do Christmas, Pastor.

grace country pastor
grace country pastor
  Austrian Peter
December 23, 2019 7:55 pm

Luke 12:51 KJB… “Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division:”

And that’s the red letters! Hmmmm…

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
  grace country pastor
December 23, 2019 8:19 pm

Very true Pastor; my understanding is that the Bible does not support the celebration of the birth of Christ; in fact the nativity, as it is practiced today, confuses the shepherds coming at the birth (Luke) with the wise men some 18 months later (Mathew). I am but a poor student at present so much to learn.

Best wishes anyway to you and yours.

grace country pastor
grace country pastor
  Austrian Peter
December 23, 2019 11:41 pm

It is death, burial and resurrection we are to remember and celebrate daily.

Grace and peace to you and yours AP!

Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
  grace country pastor
December 24, 2019 4:36 pm

That’s why I sassed the Nativity article. I don’t cotton much to the worship of “Baby Jesus”. Paul says he preaches Jesus – and him crucified – not aborning.

M G
M G
  Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
December 25, 2019 7:23 am

Amen

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
December 23, 2019 3:06 pm

There is simply no better place on the Internet to encounter other people who care about the truth.

I hope I make it to heaven because I will miss the rest of you if I don’t make the cut.

Merry Christmas and I hope to see you all on the 4th of July!

Steve C.
Steve C.
  Hardscrabble Farmer
December 23, 2019 3:39 pm

If you don’t make the cut at least I’ll have company…

(EC)
(EC)
  Hardscrabble Farmer
December 23, 2019 3:41 pm

A lot of brain dead people repeat the mantras of the world; I’d rather rule in hell than serve in heaven, shit like that. The flames of hell will preclude much socializing. And heaven is a place where we shall be overjoyed to see the creator and wonder at his works too much to have any time or concern about ‘other people’.

M G
M G
  (EC)
December 23, 2019 4:17 pm

Hey, Steve C could very well be Catholic, in which case, he could be planning on slipping in the purgatory holding tank.

As I understand it, Catholics have an afterdeath loophole called Purgatory, where they have to go and sit by the most annoying person they could imagine having to sit by in life (um, for you that might be me) until some very devout and devoted prayer warriors count out enough beads and enough dollars to make good on their sins and give them a ticket past the gate guard, Peter. That’s how Purgatory works.

In case you wondered.

(EC)
(EC)
  M G
December 23, 2019 5:09 pm

No, I knew that. I also knew that the Mormon version of that is where you sit in hell until Joseph Smith says you are free to go to heaven. In the Scientology version, L Ron Hubbard presides over your detention, I do not know if he ever lets you leave.

In the bible version, you go one way or another, there is no exit from hell, hence the short story – No Exit – where hell is an eternal freeway gridlock.

M G
M G
  (EC)
December 23, 2019 5:36 pm

Luke 16 has a Word or two on that…

The Rich Man and Lazarus

19 “There was a rich man who was dressed in purple and fine linen and lived in luxury every day. 20 At his gate was laid a beggar named Lazarus, covered with sores 21 and longing to eat what fell from the rich man’s table. Even the dogs came and licked his sores.

22 “The time came when the beggar died and the angels carried him to Abraham’s side. The rich man also died and was buried. 23 In Hades, where he was in torment, he looked up and saw Abraham far away, with Lazarus by his side. 24 So he called to him, ‘Father Abraham, have pity on me and send Lazarus to dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue, because I am in agony in this fire.’

25 “But Abraham replied, ‘Son, remember that in your lifetime you received your good things, while Lazarus received bad things, but now he is comforted here and you are in agony. 26 And besides all this, between us and you a great chasm has been set in place, so that those who want to go from here to you cannot, nor can anyone cross over from there to us.’

27 “He answered, ‘Then I beg you, father, send Lazarus to my family, 28 for I have five brothers. Let him warn them, so that they will not also come to this place of torment.’

29 “Abraham replied, ‘They have Moses and the Prophets; let them listen to them.’

30 “‘No, father Abraham,’ he said, ‘but if someone from the dead goes to them, they will repent.’

31 “He said to him, ‘If they do not listen to Moses and the Prophets, they will not be convinced even if someone rises from the dead.’”

It’s great line, isn’t it? If they do not listen to Moses and the Prophets, they will not be convinced even if someone rises from the dead!

(EC)
(EC)
  M G
December 23, 2019 6:13 pm

Maggito, Sgt Pangloss said that illustrations are for people who can’t read.

M G
M G
  (EC)
December 24, 2019 7:18 am

If they won’t listen to the Prophets, they ain’t gonna listen to someone who is dead!

How about that? No illustration?

grace country pastor
grace country pastor
  Hardscrabble Farmer
December 23, 2019 7:57 pm

None of us make the cut. That’s why the gift is so precious.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  grace country pastor
December 23, 2019 11:18 pm

Truth. No matter what you’ve done, no matter what’s been done to you, Jesus loves you as much as he loves me. Merry Christmas TBPers. Oh, and Epstein didn’t kill himsefffff.

Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
  ILuvCO2
December 23, 2019 11:47 pm

Did you mean his seffff?

deKuntier
deKuntier
December 23, 2019 3:24 pm

Thank you Jim for being our Gray Champion into this Fourth Turning, granted your trips around the sun do not exemplify your wisdom. Merry Christmas and a healthy New Year. We’re going to need you more than ever.

K

AC
AC
December 23, 2019 6:51 pm

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Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
  AC
December 23, 2019 7:52 pm

I guess he failed to choose the ‘Live Free’ option.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  AC
December 23, 2019 11:11 pm

Nice NH plate AC, but in my parts of the state, all the squirrels were killed in squirrel-magedon last fall. Did you take him out of the freezer?

TLate
TLate
December 23, 2019 9:13 pm

And all I have to do is thank you Admin..thank you Admin for doing all the things that you do……the things that you do! My apologies to the Beatles. I need to send money to Admin which I will do…I promise! I am a full time lurker and sporadic commenter. I cannot write an essay for a comment as may of the TBP regulars as I am a crappy typist. Plus so many say what I am thinking better than I ever could…oh and Merry Christmas everybody!!!

Chubby Bubbles
Chubby Bubbles
December 23, 2019 11:03 pm

Merry Christmas, everyone!
https://vimeo.com/86941295

(go on, open it…!)

Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
Sweet Meteor of WTF (EC)
  Chubby Bubbles
December 23, 2019 11:52 pm

Reminds me of one of my favorite songs:

Gayle
Gayle
December 24, 2019 12:18 am

Thank you, Jim, for continuing to manage the digital village pub where vigorous and entertaining reflections and commentary by the locals are freely enjoyed. It has been interesting to see how TBP has evolved over the years, although your commitment to free speech has never budged. 2020 should be a humdinger around here.

Have a wonderful Christmas with your family.

starfcker
starfcker
December 24, 2019 3:38 am

Merry Christmas, Mr Quinn. Your Pink Floyd articles have had me thinking about what those guys wrote so long ago, and how it fits in with today. They are one of the few great bands I never saw live. That generation of rock stars will be immortal. We were fortunate to grow up in that time. I was sitting outside the other night away from the holiday hustle and bustle, and I put on “Breathe”. I closed my eyes and listened, it’s a masterpiece, and when I opened my eyes I was surprised at where I was sitting. The music had taken me away, transported me to somewhere else. That hasn’t happened to me in a long, long time. Here’s wishing a happy and healthy New Year to you and yours.

Thaisleeze
Thaisleeze
December 24, 2019 6:20 am

Best wishes to you and yours and thanks for everything.