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Bob P
Bob P
January 3, 2020 1:19 pm

Hi, I’m Bob, and my pronoun is “it.” My preferred title is “Lady Killer.” Yancey’s pronoun is “they.” They is a fool.

With that nonsense out of the way, I must ask, where the hell is nkit? Does he think I have nothing better to do than sit here drinking, waiting for him? (If so, he’s right.)

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  Bob P
January 3, 2020 1:23 pm

Yeah, Bob P is the “Lady Killer”, but they are all suicides.

Bob P
Bob P
  Yancey_Ward
January 3, 2020 1:25 pm

When they learn I’m taken.

Steve C.
Steve C.
  Bob P
January 3, 2020 1:51 pm

Famous explorers Bob P and Yancey out on the make…

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  Steve C.
January 3, 2020 2:08 pm

I am the good looking one on the left.

Bob P
Bob P
  Yancey_Ward
January 3, 2020 2:09 pm

But you get the ugly broad on the right.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
January 3, 2020 3:05 pm

I saw those two reading to the chilluns at the library.

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  Bob P
January 3, 2020 7:32 pm

At least her pronouns are feminine.

Ken31
Ken31
  Bob P
January 3, 2020 1:23 pm

He will come through. He always does. But, forgive him any minor delays, because nobody is paying him to do it.

Bob P
Bob P
  Ken31
January 3, 2020 1:24 pm

He’s worth every penny he gets.

nkit
nkit
  Bob P
January 3, 2020 4:23 pm

You think I was late today? Wait until next week when I probably won’t be here at all. Hopefully, you and the many other regulars can pick up the torch and run with for a week. TIA

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
January 4, 2020 12:25 am

We miss you when you’re not here, nkit.

Paula Pleaser (EC)
Paula Pleaser (EC)
  Bob P
January 3, 2020 9:41 pm

Please remember which hand is holding the dick.

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
January 3, 2020 1:26 pm

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  Yancey_Ward
January 3, 2020 1:26 pm

The Jessica Alba of my dreams.

Bob P
Bob P
  Yancey_Ward
January 3, 2020 1:28 pm

I’m no longer taken. She may have me.

Mix
Mix
  Yancey_Ward
January 3, 2020 6:32 pm

Don’t mine my midget.

Bob P
Bob P
January 3, 2020 1:27 pm

While we (still) wait, some John Tesh-like intelligence for your life: never step in front of a speeding truck. When naked, never set a snapping turtle on your lap. Never dip your face into boiling grease. Never slice off your right ear.

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
January 3, 2020 1:30 pm
Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  Yancey_Ward
January 3, 2020 1:31 pm

Jessica Alba of my reality.

Bob P
Bob P
  Yancey_Ward
January 3, 2020 1:33 pm

They all get like this after marriage.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Bob P
January 4, 2020 12:31 am

Not all.

BL
BL
  Yancey_Ward
January 3, 2020 6:10 pm

Honest honey….that’s just yogurt on my boxer briefs.

Steve C.
Steve C.
  BL
January 3, 2020 8:03 pm
Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Steve C.
January 4, 2020 12:32 am

That was hilarious.

Mix
Mix
  Yancey_Ward
January 3, 2020 6:36 pm

Later that evening, dick slapping 101.

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
January 3, 2020 1:33 pm
Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  Yancey_Ward
January 3, 2020 1:34 pm

Dr. Jessica Alba, Urology.

Martel's Hammer
Martel's Hammer
  Yancey_Ward
January 3, 2020 1:35 pm

Nice but I need my weekly fix of redheads!

Bob P
Bob P
  Yancey_Ward
January 3, 2020 1:36 pm

You could do worse if you have to have prostate exam.

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
January 3, 2020 1:40 pm

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  Yancey_Ward
January 3, 2020 1:42 pm

I’m all right Jack keep your hands off of my stack

Bob P
Bob P
  Yancey_Ward
January 3, 2020 1:43 pm

Cat burglar.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Bob P
January 3, 2020 2:37 pm

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Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 2:38 pm

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Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 2:39 pm

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Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 2:39 pm

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Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 2:40 pm

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Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 2:49 pm

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Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 2:51 pm

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Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 2:53 pm

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Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 2:54 pm

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Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 2:55 pm

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Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 2:57 pm

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Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 3:00 pm

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Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 3:01 pm

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Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 3:06 pm

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Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 3:07 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 8:50 pm

winner winner chicken dinner!!

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Mygirl...maybe
January 4, 2020 12:41 am

Great, Mygirl…Maybe, but you didn’t give them the redheads.

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 3:45 pm

In an amazing coincidence, her name is Rapunsel.

ELF
ELF
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 8:52 pm

I think I’m in Love !

ELF
ELF
  ELF
January 3, 2020 11:02 pm

I posted this remark under the girl with the braid .
How it ended down here , I don’t know .

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Mygirl...maybe
January 4, 2020 12:20 am

Debra Jo Fondren….look her up. Don’t think there are any images that can be posted here.

NC Curmudgeon outside Raleigh
NC Curmudgeon outside Raleigh
  Mygirl...maybe
January 4, 2020 4:52 am

I can’t imagine having to wait for her to shower before going out….wow.

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 3:44 pm

They took “Physics For Poets” in college.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Mygirl...maybe
January 4, 2020 12:37 am

Good thing she had on clean underwear.

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 3:43 pm

Perhaps that cat isn’t quite famous enough.

BL
BL
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 6:06 pm

Actual Pussy, pussy gtabber.

Mix
Mix
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 6:53 pm

“pure” pussy contradictions.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 7:43 pm

The pussy scratched the snatch.

Mix
Mix
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 6:51 pm

My penis “will” give you “free” stuff.

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 3:43 pm

Thank god he brought his umbrella!

Steve C.
Steve C.
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 3:06 pm

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 3:42 pm

I tried to tell Bob P this was a bad idea for getting pus……

Mix
Mix
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 6:48 pm

Libiots will save the world. Libiots meet “world”.

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 3:40 pm

No wonder he was hard to find.

Bob P
Bob P
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 5:29 pm

No wonder I could never find that Waldo bastard.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 7:36 pm

I have been wondering where he went.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Mygirl...maybe
January 4, 2020 12:35 am

No wonder nobody can find him. He’s dead.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 2:47 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 3:11 pm

While you just stand there, can I play through?

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 3:48 pm

I am going to have insist on playing that ball regardless of how bad the lie is.

Paula Pleaser (EC)
Paula Pleaser (EC)
  Yancey_Ward
January 3, 2020 9:31 pm

In the rough

NoOneElseThoughtOfThis?
NoOneElseThoughtOfThis?
  Mygirl...maybe
January 4, 2020 1:26 am

Hole in one!

Bob P
Bob P
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 5:30 pm

Looks like the fishnet caught a whale.

Mix
Mix
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 6:44 pm

Who has money for bus fare?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 8:48 pm

That is so gross…

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Mygirl...maybe
January 4, 2020 12:34 am

That pretty much sums it up. Bunch of lunatic losers.

Mix
Mix
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 6:41 pm

Mcnoname will teach him crispiness.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Mygirl...maybe
January 4, 2020 12:33 am

Oh, that’s a good one.

Steve C.
Steve C.
  Yancey_Ward
January 3, 2020 1:57 pm

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Paula Pleaser (EC)
Paula Pleaser (EC)
  Yancey_Ward
January 3, 2020 9:36 pm

Kitty worked her ass off at the strip joint for that stack.

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
January 3, 2020 1:46 pm

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  Yancey_Ward
January 3, 2020 1:47 pm

But, officer, he’s my designated driving animal.

Bob P
Bob P
  Yancey_Ward
January 3, 2020 1:55 pm

Chauffeur Rover, take me to nkit’s to find out what’s taking him.

Ben Lurken
Ben Lurken
  Bob P
January 3, 2020 2:03 pm
Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ben Lurken
January 3, 2020 3:12 pm

Anybody have an asprin? I feel a headache coming on.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Yancey_Ward
January 4, 2020 12:43 am

I love the look he gives: No problem, I’ve got this.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:17 pm

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Steve C.
Steve C.
  nkit
January 3, 2020 2:41 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 3, 2020 3:13 pm

Let me show you how I keep my tummy flat.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:18 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 3, 2020 2:21 pm

Safe at home!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
January 3, 2020 4:22 pm

Every good coach knows that’s when you use the pop up slide.

Steve C.
Steve C.
  nkit
January 3, 2020 2:29 pm

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Paula Pleaser (EC)
Paula Pleaser (EC)
  nkit
January 3, 2020 9:28 pm

Risky Business

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:18 pm

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Steve C.
Steve C.
  nkit
January 3, 2020 2:30 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 3, 2020 3:14 pm

compact car

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:19 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 3, 2020 2:22 pm

Pole dunce.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:20 pm

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Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
January 4, 2020 12:47 am

The master has arrived.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:20 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 3, 2020 2:33 pm

No wonder AOC hates walls.

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
January 3, 2020 3:51 pm

Invisible fence.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 3, 2020 7:08 pm

Demoncratic future, libiots love accelerating into demise.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:21 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 3, 2020 2:27 pm

Mike Bloomberg jumps into the Democrat primaries.

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
  nkit
January 3, 2020 5:01 pm

I’m pretty sure he’s dead.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:21 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 3, 2020 7:11 pm

All assholes are 3 seconds late.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 3, 2020 9:09 pm

Can anybody tell me the benefit of a streetcar over buses?

NoOneElseThoughtOfThis?
NoOneElseThoughtOfThis?
  Anonymous
January 4, 2020 1:31 am

Ugly power lines all over the place?

Or maybe because no-one names a bus “desire”?

Igor Stravinsky
Igor Stravinsky
  Anonymous
January 4, 2020 11:03 am

More graft money.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:22 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 3, 2020 2:30 pm

After this: Go Lambs!

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
January 3, 2020 7:55 pm

What do you mean, I’m not supposed to use canvas?

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:24 pm

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Steve C.
Steve C.
  nkit
January 3, 2020 3:43 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 3, 2020 7:16 pm

The great awakening will have it’s “funny” side.

ELF
ELF
  nkit
January 3, 2020 8:57 pm

Your local police , hard at work !…

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
January 4, 2020 12:50 am

Taxpayer dollars at play.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:25 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 3, 2020 3:01 pm

MIT rejects

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  Bob P
January 3, 2020 3:53 pm

Otherwise known as Harvard grads.

Steve C.
Steve C.
  nkit
January 3, 2020 4:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:25 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
January 3, 2020 2:38 pm

They are going to wiggle out of there one of these wipes, I just know it.

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  ILuvCO2
January 3, 2020 3:53 pm

Not during the first 30 minutes that I have watched.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 3, 2020 2:40 pm

Wax on, jack off.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 3, 2020 7:21 pm

I’ve got a dirty countertop, please help, call 906-300-*888.

Paula Pleaser (EC)
Paula Pleaser (EC)
  nkit
January 3, 2020 9:20 pm

Went to the financial adviser’s (Tim Hayes) office one day and he had this secretary, I was lost for a few minutes until the asshole waved some papers in my face. Dick.

The Thing in Room 101:
The Thing in Room 101:
  nkit
January 6, 2020 11:25 am

I would hire her as my masseuse, but I’m afraid she might rub me the wrong way. heh heh heh

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:26 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 3, 2020 4:23 pm

Feel good story of the day: Man rescues cougar in pool.

Update: Cougar eats man in pool.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 3, 2020 7:27 pm

Whoever through that cat in the pool, karma’s a bitch.

Paula Pleaser (EC)
Paula Pleaser (EC)
  Mix
January 3, 2020 9:17 pm

threw

However, have you ever tried to throw a cat? Big mistake.

Steve C.
Steve C.
  Paula Pleaser (EC)
January 3, 2020 9:36 pm

Use a cat-a-pult

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:27 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
January 3, 2020 7:58 pm

Bob did not realize this was a sewer lagoon.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:28 pm

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Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  nkit
January 3, 2020 2:43 pm

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Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 2:44 pm

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IceMan
IceMan
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 7:04 pm

Look at those puppies!

The Thing in Room 101:
The Thing in Room 101:
  IceMan
January 4, 2020 7:30 am

It’s not many times you get to see a girl with two pussies.

DinCO
DinCO
  The Thing in Room 101:
January 4, 2020 4:26 pm

I’ve heard there are 3 kinds of people – those that can count and those that can’t.

The Thing in Room 101:
The Thing in Room 101:
  DinCO
January 6, 2020 11:27 am

After a friend tried to pick up a trany in a bar, I don’t count what I can’t see.

Steve C.
Steve C.
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 3:23 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 3:24 pm

If she gets eaten, can’t blame him, well it crossed my mind too.

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 3:55 pm

She ran away screaming when Bob P took off the gator suit.

Mrs. P.
Mrs. P.
  Mygirl...maybe
January 3, 2020 9:16 pm

Me trying to get Bob in the mood.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Mygirl...maybe
January 4, 2020 12:54 am

There are some really stupid people in the world.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 3, 2020 3:22 pm

me want one.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
January 4, 2020 12:54 am

Cool way of doing it.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:30 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 3, 2020 7:41 pm

Libiot extraordinaire.

Paula Pleaser (EC)
Paula Pleaser (EC)
  nkit
January 3, 2020 9:14 pm

TN Pat goes to the big city.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Paula Pleaser (EC)
January 4, 2020 12:56 am

Probably from California.

The Thing in Room 101:
The Thing in Room 101:
  nkit
January 4, 2020 7:32 am

I’ll bet she doesn’t do that at the doors into McDonalds.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:31 pm

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ELF
ELF
  nkit
January 3, 2020 9:02 pm

Gimme dat free shit !

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:31 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 3, 2020 2:38 pm

Last leg of the trip

Steve
Steve
  Bob P
January 3, 2020 7:20 pm

Whew, he missed it with 2 feet to spare.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 3, 2020 7:43 pm

Feet are optional.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
January 4, 2020 12:57 am

Actually, he kept his legs. Check out the end. Probably has snow burn on the ass though.

The Thing in Room 101:
The Thing in Room 101:
  nkit
January 4, 2020 7:36 am

This is “exactly” why I tell people, there are two things you have to do to stay alive ; “keep breathing and pay attention”.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:32 pm

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Steve C.
Steve C.
  nkit
January 3, 2020 2:57 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 3, 2020 7:46 pm

Seat 21A, “fun”.

ELF
ELF
  nkit
January 3, 2020 9:04 pm

Any landing you can walk away from is a Good landing !

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
January 4, 2020 12:58 am

Boeing’s new plane.

The Thing in Room 101:
The Thing in Room 101:
  nkit
January 4, 2020 7:46 am

Reminds me of when I rode motorcycles.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:33 pm

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Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
January 4, 2020 12:59 am

He wanted to get in the game. Dad said no.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:33 pm

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Steve C.
Steve C.
  nkit
January 3, 2020 2:59 pm

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Mix
Mix
  Steve C.
January 3, 2020 7:57 pm

Translation; modern-day libiot.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 3, 2020 3:00 pm

Dweeble Knievel

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 3, 2020 7:54 pm

I’ma da words best stuntaman, take it from my father da gweat pope a de fransices the socielite.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:35 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 3, 2020 8:00 pm

Mainstream TDS.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:35 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 3, 2020 2:58 pm

Do you mind? I’m working here (just out of the picture). Please piss off.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
January 3, 2020 8:02 pm

Time to reset my 10 min. screensaver.

Mrs. P.
Mrs. P.
  Bob P
January 4, 2020 1:46 pm

Now I know how Melania feels

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:36 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 3, 2020 2:49 pm

Be careful of jealous cobras.

Steve C.
Steve C.
  nkit
January 3, 2020 3:09 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 3, 2020 8:23 pm

Indians,Hindu, whatever else their is, these people are one FCKD UP RACE!
Syco-elites want to eliminate 2/3rds of us. Just start, meanwhile 100% of Americans will say freedom will “prevail”. GOD loving humans will win!

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
January 4, 2020 1:02 am

Oh, hell no.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:37 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 3, 2020 8:27 pm

Don’t Fck with the USA, sleeping giants wake up angry.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:38 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 3, 2020 3:20 pm

Late hit. One stroke penalty. Move ball forward 15 yards.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:38 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 3, 2020 3:06 pm

Silver in the Clean and Die competition.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:39 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 3, 2020 7:31 pm

Show ’em how its done Bob!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
January 3, 2020 10:09 pm

What a buoy…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 3, 2020 8:32 pm

Where are the midgets and pillows?

The Thing in Room 101:
The Thing in Room 101:
  nkit
January 4, 2020 7:51 am

Is he trying to fight her or f**k her?? I don’t think he is ready for a foot race.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:41 pm

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Steve C.
Steve C.
  nkit
January 3, 2020 4:15 pm

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Mix
Mix
  Steve C.
January 3, 2020 8:42 pm

DNC Inc.

Aric
Aric
  Steve C.
January 11, 2020 3:02 pm

DNC Headquarters

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:41 pm

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Paula Pleaser (EC)
Paula Pleaser (EC)
  nkit
January 3, 2020 9:10 pm

Break me off a piece of that stick cat bar.

M G
M G
  Paula Pleaser (EC)
January 5, 2020 7:05 pm

Hey! If you are a real person interested in commenting on my Bodice Ripper article that includes discussions of aching loins, throbbing members and the women who took over 40% of the publishing industry by telling the world they liked sex and they suspected a lot of other women liked it too.

You have been given the seemobootheel email and if you don’t answer at least in a cryptic manner, I will suspect you have been abducted by pod people or that you are a figment of a very creative imagination.

But that’s better than a very malicious imagination whom Paula says is still here.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:42 pm

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Steve C.
Steve C.
  nkit
January 3, 2020 4:22 pm

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Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
January 4, 2020 1:08 am

A hint of a man is wanted by the law.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:43 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
January 3, 2020 8:07 pm

Nude rappelling turned out to not be a spectator friendly sport.

Paula Pleaser (EC)
Paula Pleaser (EC)
  TN Patriot
January 3, 2020 9:08 pm

Looks like a suicide and no, he’s not nekkid, you perv.

NoOneElseThoughtOfThis?
NoOneElseThoughtOfThis?
  Paula Pleaser (EC)
January 4, 2020 1:42 am

Orange man bad!

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
January 4, 2020 1:11 am

Well, he got her of the railing. Probably knocked her out as well. Must be drugged out. She didn’t even notice him.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 5, 2020 5:37 pm

Sorry — didn’t mean to downvote

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:44 pm

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ELF
ELF
  nkit
January 3, 2020 9:12 pm

It was a clean pass !

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:45 pm

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
January 3, 2020 4:03 pm

“AFLAC!”

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:46 pm

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Anonymous.
Anonymous.
  nkit
January 3, 2020 3:49 pm

Screeching scavenger rats with wings.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
January 4, 2020 1:13 am

The Birds.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:46 pm

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The Thing in Room 101:
The Thing in Room 101:
  nkit
January 4, 2020 7:53 am

OH NO !! Now she went and got all wet and everything.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:48 pm

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Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
January 4, 2020 1:14 am

Nice save.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:49 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 3, 2020 3:15 pm

She finally noticed me!

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:52 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 3, 2020 3:11 pm

“Considering the age-old question of whether we’re governed by fate or chance, tell me, darling, are you fated to get naked and go to bed with Bobby?”

“No chance, perv.”

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 3, 2020 8:51 pm

Guaranteed not “made in china” swim suit.

The Thing in Room 101:
The Thing in Room 101:
  nkit
January 4, 2020 7:55 am

When women walk up to me like that on the beach, they usually have a stick in their hand.

nkit
nkit
January 3, 2020 2:53 pm

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