Fulton was taken to a police station where police say he admitted to being extremely high on meth and to drinking vodka earlier in the evening. Police say he started splashing himself with toilet water to try and cool off, but became very sick.
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Bob P will do whatever it takes to get noticed, ladies!
I’ll even wear pink.
Totaled her car with a bicycle.
Another clean pass !
He should have a seat belt on!
Redneck wrecker.
Me and Average Joe love dogs !
Finally
Red help me, I’ve been blued away!
Come on man, You always make us wait so long !
Is this “Big Red”? Mygirl… you are mahvelous!
She has beautiful eyes.
cats suck!
Stay away from that pussy, it has crabs.
Owls are some Badass night hunters !
Drive-by media
Which one’s the ass?
My Little Pony .
“Are you calling me a chicken???”
Juss Hangin’ , waitin’s fo mo ob dat free shit !
Obama phooooooone!
What ev…
On poipuse
Another vacant lot where formerly stood a home in a lower west side neighborhood of Detroit.
A turf war battle between Mighty Joe Young and Silver Back Jack.
WorldStar!
Meanwhile , in Chicago .
Now if one was red and the other one blue…
Detriot schoolyard, post fatherlessism.
Is that Kimbo Slice?
Hey, you want a job?
Dat’s some funny sheeit right there!
Nigerian “slipsnake”.
“sugarcane high”, been there, did that.
I tawt I taw a puddy..(splat).
chick to chick facial.
A man with the highest IQ on the planet dies and goes to heaven only to be informed at the gate that his room is not yet ready. “I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We are very sorry, but it’s the best we can do and you will have to share the room with others” he is told by an Angel.
The genius says that this is no problem at all and that there is no need to make such a great fuss. So the Angel leads him to the dorm. They enter and the man is introduced to all of the present inhabitants.
“See, here is your first roommate. He has an IQ of 185!”
“That’s wonderful!” says the man. “We can discuss every level of mathematics!”
“And here is your second roommate. His IQ is 150!”
“That’s wonderful!” says Albert. “We can discuss Admin’s latest essay on TBP!”
“And here is your third roommate. His IQ is 120!”
“That’s wonderful! We can discuss the book, The Killing of Uncle Sam!”
Just then another man moves out to shake the hand of the brightest genius in the world:
“I’m your last roommate and I’m sorry, but my IQ is only 70.”
The genius smiles back at him and says,
“So, what do you think about Soleimani’s Assassination and the stock market going down?
“Adrenalin” junky joke.
Ha Ha fooled ya !
“OMCK”, Obviously menstrual cunt kowtowed.
from an ad, wish it was real tho
Anti-safety belt awareness video.
The good accidents are the ones you walk away from
Things have certainly changed at the snack bar.
Self serve creamer
Who hasn’t had a little breast milk with their coffee?
I’m now at full mast.
I am at full attention and salute this young Patriot. Oh, never mind placed my hand in the wrong part.
I will see myself out
“This pic has been flagged”.
pancho villa
Antifag
dislike of pink
Give that man a trophy!
…that looks eerily like a hood ornament…
A Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, “How much for the bronze rat ?”
“Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat and $100 for the story,” said the wise old Chinaman.
The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. “I’ll just take the rat, you can keep the story”.
As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster.
A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.
Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward San Francisco Bay .
Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.
Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay.
Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat and were all drowned.
The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown .
“Ahhh,” said the owner, “You come back for story ?”
“No sir,” said the man, “I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat.”
“where have all the pied pipers gone?”.
A well thought out escape plan.
So that’s how they get in.
Wow, I thought those WB cartoons were exaggerating!
On average, maybe. Conservative semen clocks at 39 MPH; liberal semen at 1 MPH.
Photoes bombed
Exclusive twitter end of the world memes today….
Missed it by that much.
Still better than I could do . Alas .
Is this a skivvy contest? I haven’t figured out yet why women are revealing their undies to other women.
Look, Ma, no brains!
That was NOT a clean pass .
So that’s what incredible skill looks like.
BobP getting ready for Winter.
My favourite place to bury my nuts.