Guest Post by Kurt Schlichter
Now that the Democrats’ dream of stealing the 2016 election through the power of MSNBCNN-fueled outrage, and through plots by fussy lib bureaucrats, lies in ruins, some people might argue that we should be gracious in our total victory and not mock the stinging pain that accompanied this latest agonizing failure. Some people are sissies. Hoist a stein overflowing with the tears of these losers and chug chug chug away.
Then tap another keg. This party is finally getting started, and it’s going to rage on until January 2025.
Maybe even longer, if you listen to the Bozos, Pennywises, and Krustys they find for those CNN panels. Their genius takeaway from their soul-crushing defeat in trying to impeach Donald Trump for the crime of revealing the massive corruption of Senile Joe and his son Snorty Strippertap is that Trump might decide to never leave office. That’s a good point. What would they do if he didn’t? Take up arms like real men would? Yeah, right.
They will take what they are given and like it.
Perhaps the best thing about this ridiculous kabuki act was how it forced the unwoke Republicans to stop pretending that these antics are legitimate, that we need to treat this crap seriously, and that we need to act like these games are not just another bogus ploy designed to disenfranchise us and re-empower the sorry pack of weirdos, losers, and mutations that make up the Democratic Party. Even Senator Igloo (R?-Frigidaire) got tired of it. Of course, not all Republicans got it. We can forgive Susan Collins because she’s from Maine and maple syrup and moose make you weird.
But Mitt Romney, aka Thin Jeb!, that simpering goof…who else is about done with that carpetbagging preppie tool? What is Utah thinking? Give us back our 2012 votes. How can someone with so many kids – I believe the nicknames of these Stepford sons are Skippy, Muffy, Bilbo, Tugg, Torpp, Ting, Jipper and Sneep – be so incredibly impotent?
And no, what Candy Crowely publicly did to him in front of all America on that debate stage does not go to demonstrating his potency. It goes to hers.
Where do the Democrats go from here? Well, if they were not a hopeless pack of unmitigated failures masquerading as a political party, they might take stock in their situation and figure out a way to win by appealing to voters with policies the voters desire. But the Democrats are a hopeless pack of unmitigated failures masquerading as a political party, and they have no desire to appeal to voters with policies the voters desire. Instead, the Democrats, in the death grip of the weirdo SJW identity freaks and socialist Castro-wannabes, know that they can’t get what they want by winning elections based on their Marxy platform. They have to take out Trump via some extracurricular deus ex machina. Such is the dearth of options a party has when its own dummies totally alienate themselves from normal people by doing things like booing Deus on national TV.
Well, at least the Fredocons have got the Dems’ backs. So, they got that going for them.
Let’s face it – the Democrats in Congress have zilch to show their constituents next fall except videos of Adam the Anime-eyed Lollipop and Oompa Nadler losing in the Senate. And their primary is a disaster of epic proportions and it’s hilariously funny. Here’s how bad it is: Beto the Furry fell out and the stupidity/insanity axis actually rose.
Just last week, Chief Sitting Bolshevik assured her baffled audience that she would allow a trans nine-year-old to pick her Secretary of Education. Leaving aside that there are no “trans” nine-year-olds, only disturbed children egged on by terrible liberal parents who delight at how converting Kaden into Ashleigh will make themselves interesting, you at least gotta hand it to Pocahontas. That’s some incredible sucking up to the weirdo fringie set by the only person of color remaining in the race.
Also, Panders to Lunatics suggested making saying things the government dislikes into a crime. In unrelated news, go buy guns and ammunition to help ensure that we never fall under a government that makes saying things the government dislikes into a crime. By the way, and making it perfect, this innovative initiative came almost simultaneously with the chorus of Democrat fake expressions of devotion to the Constitution. Perhaps in the liberal version, the First and Second Amendments both come with asterisks
The rest of the Dems are failing too, each in their own way. Gropey J is staggering about, the unwatched impeachment clusterfark having done only one thing – made people wonder why that loser dope-huffing, sister-in-law-tagging son of his got millions from Ukrainian crooks. Bernie Sanders might well be the nominee, setting off a Democratic panic and ham-handed attempts to create a lane for Midget Mike. Wait, I thought billionaires were bad? Anyway, ripping off Bernie again will spark a sissy civil war with lots of whining and pinching and it will be hilarious and
And overall this smoking Democratic wreckage looms Donald Trump, bellowing in laughter as his poll numbers rise. The economy is booming. He has signed great new trade deals. We are ending the elite’s idiotic wars. And it is looking like Nancy Pelosi will have even more reason to drink herself into sputtering incoherence over next November when we take back the House.
It’s a painful time to be a Democrat. Good. Because Democrats chose to be terrible, and their agony should refresh and inspire us. Graciousness in victory? Pass. They tried to take us out by taking out the guy we elected. They tried to make sure we could never have a say in our own country ever again. They tried, and because they suck, they failed.
Rub it in their smug, tear-streaked faces.
You losers have only just started losing, and we have only just started winning.
My newest novel is Collapse, and it talks about what would happen if the Democrats somehow stopped failing and managed to break away with a chunk of America and turn it into the college campus/gulag they dream of. There’s lots of action and lots of mockery of liberals. Check it out along with the other entries in the best-selling series, People’s Republic, Indian Country, and Wildfire. Watch for cameos by the annoying likes of Beto, Greta, Alyssa Milano, and even Bill Kristol, who hailed these awesome conservative thrillers as “appalling!”
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Voter fraud will be “Yuge” in November.
I predict trump “loses”.
après trump, le déluge
Just saw a tweet that announced 8 counties in Iowa have more people registered to vote than they have residents. It’s started, and that’s the tip of the iceberg when it comes to places like Scat Francisco. Illegals and deceased will be the norm for voter fraud throughout the country. The dems learned they didn’t cheat ENOUGH in ‘16; I fear 2020 will be different.
I tell you what pisses me off. Everywhere I shop, I am offered a receipt, everywhere, EXCEPT the ballot box with these fucking machines to prove who I voted for. Can anyone here explain this?
“Can anyone here explain this?” Crooked, incompetent democrats.
Really? So the republicans were 100% opposed to the unaccountable electronic voting machines that THEY put in place after the fiasco in 2000? The republican party’s close friend Diebold, wasn’t given tens of billions to put their corrupt machines into the majority of the states? I must have missed the high moral ground the republicans have been on all these two decades. And no, that is NOT an endorsement of the crooked, incompetent democrats – who by the way, orchestrate these crimes with GREAT competence and success.
Extremely competent smirking evil?
Remember the losers Republicans ran in the past: Bob Dole / Mitt Romney / Shitstain McCain.
Well now it’s happened to the Dems – look at this field: Joe Biden – should be in an assisted care / memory facility / Bernie – a ultra left wing communist, almost 80 years old / Liz Warren – an angry bitch. And they have no platform – except give away’s. Obama and Hitlery really fucked up the Dems – it’s great to see them thrash around.
The candidate a given party chooses is never an accident.
There you go using that word “choose” again, as if the party faithful have ANYTHING to say about who is CHOSEN FOR THEM.
I didn’t say the party faithful. We’re in agreement here. In the lawsuit brought by Bernie supporters after the 2016 election, the DNC stated as a defense that they have no obligation to give democrat voters any say in the primary process; that the DNC alone has the right to select whatever candidate they want. The primary process for both parties is nothing more than entertainment.
True indeed. The citizens are FORCED to pay for primaries, all so that the parties can get basically free advertising and build a “consensus” in advance of the final election (for all contested races). That is why I always loved the Libertarian Parties objection to all publicly-funded primary contests. ONLY dues-paying members of a party should be able to choose their nominee (if we are to have parties at all).
The liberals have been kicking me like I was a ball (a White male) in their Cultural Communist take-over game for 56 years, so I am thrilled to see them trip over their own shit and fall into their own pit: Proverbs 26:27
“Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein: and he that rolleth a stone, it will return upon him.”
I hope the pit is full of shit.
Full of SCHIFF?
” some people might argue that we should be gracious”
well we should be. except some people only understand getting curb stomped and will accept nothing less.
“in our total victory”
? we are a LONG ways from total victory.
“they have no desire to appeal to voters with policies the voters desire”
doesn’t matter, voter fraud will get them where they want to go.
I am equally as amused when it happens to the Republican party. Both are the enemy of American freedom and liberty. Sadly, the likelihood of them BOTH collapsing at the same time and being replaced by something better, is non-existent.
“replaced by something better, is non-existent”
you’ll have to settle for total isolation. the canadian wilderness beckons ….
That will only last for so long, millions and millions of refugees will “need” that wilderness. There is no fall back position.
Loved the new novel Collapse…..scary how many idiot liberal actions from Kurt’s writing have actually come to pass…..