KILLING TIME DURING QUARANTINE

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37 Comments
TN Patriot
TN Patriot
March 22, 2020 6:43 pm

Seeing the title, I was expecting to see someone protecting their home from the roving gangs of urbanites looking for victims.

oldtimer505
oldtimer505
  TN Patriot
March 22, 2020 6:45 pm

Nope, it would appear stupid has come home to roost or perhaps better yet launched itself upon us. Not to mention he has not zeroed his brain lately thus missing the target altogether.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  oldtimer505
March 22, 2020 6:51 pm

I call it Redneck Olympics. It usually starts with “Hey, y’all ain’t gonna believe this.”

oldtimer505
oldtimer505
  TN Patriot
March 22, 2020 7:25 pm

TN-P you have to tell that man to stop hitting on the first few quarts that come off that kettle of mash. One of these times he is going to hit the table. Up here in Gods country we call this “Watch this”. At that moment we all know something is going to go wrong. That said, a mans gotta do what he’s gotta do.

Miles long
Miles long
  oldtimer505
March 22, 2020 8:47 pm

I wonder how many quarts were involved? He looks like a rather large fellow.

DinCO
DinCO
  TN Patriot
March 22, 2020 10:30 pm

Then, “Hold my beer, will ya?”

oldtimer505
oldtimer505
  DinCO
March 23, 2020 1:46 pm

Yup! There are those famous last words. Let er rip

Pequiste
Pequiste
  Administrator
March 22, 2020 7:25 pm

Dat be like so inventive and shit, y’all.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
March 22, 2020 7:26 pm

And yet another government employee…

Doctor Trav (RD)
Doctor Trav (RD)
  Administrator
March 22, 2020 8:54 pm

Which proves who has the strongest immune systems.

Two if by sea
Two if by sea
  Administrator
March 22, 2020 11:24 pm

God bless him…let the chinese reverse engineer that.

SeeBee
SeeBee
March 22, 2020 7:02 pm

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Pequiste
Pequiste
  SeeBee
March 22, 2020 7:26 pm

What ever happened to the traditional, and quite effective I might add, corn cob?

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  Pequiste
March 22, 2020 8:55 pm

That shit’s for real?! A guy called into a radio show and made a joke ’bout that. Not Southern by the grace of God and Rush Limbaugh.

BL
BL
March 22, 2020 7:04 pm

Here is a video of me and my friend Jeff Williams at the doomstead. He calls me SLIM, let me know if you think I look old and dried up……heh. We will be gold prospecting to earn some extra $$$$.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  BL
March 22, 2020 9:19 pm

BL
It comes up error.

Donkey
Donkey
  Fleabaggs
March 22, 2020 9:30 pm

Flea,

I’m seeing all of his/her videos.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Fleabaggs
March 22, 2020 11:37 pm

i wish it had 4 me–

BL
BL
  TampaRed
March 23, 2020 1:34 pm

TRed- you didn’t watch the informational section, and Donk didn’t spend his/her time on the prospecting info either.

BL
BL
  Fleabaggs
March 23, 2020 11:43 am

Flea- I posted this as a serious income suggestion for the TBP Yankees to prospect for gold to get $$$ if they lose their paycheck in this emergency. I will be prospect in the months to come. Go to youtube to watch it, after the comedy, Jeff gives some info for northern state gold areas left from glacial movement.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 22, 2020 7:25 pm

Just another government employee…

Pequiste
Pequiste
March 22, 2020 7:33 pm

It’s all fun and games until one breaks a collarbone (what a fukken dope) and no place to go but an Emergency Department filled with contagious CoVid-19 contestants and wasting limited and valuable medical staff time and resources.

Me, I’m staying put making some Shrimp Scampi from the food porn network:

No sense wasting energy being hungry during these challenging times.

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  Pequiste
March 22, 2020 8:57 pm

Honestly, I think with government controls it’s an outlet for young male hormones to virtue signal their breeding value. Any women here under 21 who were impressed?

StackingStock
StackingStock
  Pequiste
March 23, 2020 1:45 am

I’m watching how to make bread at 1 in the morning.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 22, 2020 8:21 pm
'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  Anonymous
March 22, 2020 9:01 pm

That song still popular with da yungunz? I have a friend who loved that album when I and he were in caughledge. If her ass looks like shoulders, that’d be a shame.

(EC)
(EC)
  'Reality' Doug
March 22, 2020 9:19 pm

Dougie, check out the narrow ass on FF and get back to me. The ass has got to be at least as wide or wider than the shoulders, dammit!

(EC)
(EC)
  'Reality' Doug
March 22, 2020 9:32 pm

There are songs and there are songs. Tommy James’ Crimson and Clover was a huge hit back then but people have a better recollection of Mamas and the Papas California Dreaming. It isn’t whether the yunguns think it’s popular, it’s the music in the veins of red blooded Americans.

not sayin
not sayin
  (EC)
March 22, 2020 9:40 pm
nkit
nkit
  Anonymous
March 22, 2020 11:11 pm

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Two if by sea
Two if by sea
March 22, 2020 11:25 pm

Good thing he missed. The metal supporting the table would have impaled him.

Lebowski
Lebowski
  Two if by sea
March 23, 2020 1:45 am

The fall could fracture his neck or back Obviously a candidate for this months “ Darwin Award”

nkit
nkit
March 22, 2020 11:43 pm

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Lebowski
Lebowski
  nkit
March 23, 2020 1:46 am

Golden retriever battalion to the rescue

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
March 23, 2020 11:41 am

Obviously you’re going to have trouble with a jump like that if you don’t wear your cape. He forgot his damn cape.