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nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
April 10, 2020 3:56 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:24 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 10, 2020 2:19 pm

That’s very risky! They’re all standing right next to each other.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:25 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 11, 2020 2:38 am

Waaaay too much time on his hands.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:26 pm

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DinCO
DinCO
  nkit
April 10, 2020 4:25 pm

Lowered his center of gravity by shitting pants.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 10, 2020 11:59 pm

What levetated that dude????

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:28 pm

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lurking looker
lurking looker
  nkit
April 10, 2020 2:15 pm

Looks like they finally dropped the blockades at Wuhan.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 10, 2020 2:24 pm

You didn’t get the plate? He drove right past you!

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:29 pm

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lurking looker
lurking looker
  nkit
April 10, 2020 2:19 pm

Hind of reminds me of my old “pulpwooding days”.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 10, 2020 2:27 pm

The first mobile log cabin turned out to be impractical.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 11, 2020 2:42 am

1. How’d they get 90% of those logs up there? 2. Animal abuse.

Frog Doctor
Frog Doctor
  Anonymous
April 11, 2020 9:19 am

Too much weight the horses will never move it

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:30 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
April 10, 2020 1:35 pm

Fruit salad anyone.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:31 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 10, 2020 2:44 pm

The less famous Shitty Wall of China.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:31 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:31 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:33 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:36 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
April 10, 2020 1:37 pm
jaycee
jaycee
  Cow Doctor
April 10, 2020 2:03 pm

And here we go……… Thank you God!!

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:37 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
April 10, 2020 1:42 pm

This is how Bob got the Wuhan.

Bob P
Bob P
  Cow Doctor
April 10, 2020 2:31 pm

Worth it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 12, 2020 3:33 pm

Wonder where else that finger might have been?

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:38 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:40 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 10, 2020 2:44 pm

Your honour, no man who’s not a fag could’ve stayed six feet away.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:40 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:41 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:42 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
April 10, 2020 1:45 pm

This months picture on the Master Baiters Calendar

overthecliff
overthecliff
  nkit
April 10, 2020 4:12 pm

Nice fish.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:43 pm

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lurking looker
lurking looker
  nkit
April 10, 2020 2:17 pm

The best shot I’ve seen yet at trumpimg Trump.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 10, 2020 2:32 pm

Trump rump.

SemperFido
SemperFido
  Bob P
April 10, 2020 3:34 pm

OH MY GAWD THAT IS BEAUTIFUL! I WANT ONE SOOOO BAD!
oh yeah, the chick is ok too

AnonymousOld Vet
AnonymousOld Vet
  nkit
April 11, 2020 10:22 am

Wow, a .30 cal., a jeep and accessories…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  AnonymousOld Vet
April 11, 2020 2:59 pm

Nice – but I think it’s a Ma-deuce.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:49 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:53 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 11, 2020 3:00 pm

Who in their right mind would vote this down?

cowpill
cowpill
  Anonymous
April 11, 2020 4:17 pm

Karen

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:54 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:55 pm

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lurking looker
lurking looker
  nkit
April 10, 2020 7:38 pm

Wonder if she knows how to be quiet in a deer stand ? That’s something spouse never could learn. Which is why she didn’t get invited back. She just kept on moaning and groaning all day.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 11, 2020 10:12 am

Prepare for a frontal assault.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:55 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:56 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 11, 2020 3:02 pm

I’v come for your toilet paper!

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:57 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 11, 2020 10:14 am

Feeling Triggered.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:59 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 10, 2020 2:35 pm

I come with my own sprayer.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 1:59 pm

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overthecliff
overthecliff
  nkit
April 10, 2020 4:15 pm

Chinee girl have good silicone doc.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:00 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 11, 2020 2:49 am

You show another clip of her doing that when she’s 60 and you won’t get even a single thumbs up.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 11, 2020 10:18 am

I love girls that dance to “Shakee Puddin”.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:01 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:01 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 11, 2020 10:21 am

I love girls that walk to “Shakee Puddin”.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:02 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
April 10, 2020 2:09 pm

1970s wet dream

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 10, 2020 2:40 pm

Pardon me; may I dance with you two?

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 11, 2020 10:25 am

For heaven’s sake, release those puppies.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
April 10, 2020 2:02 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Cow Doctor
April 10, 2020 2:56 pm

Floss fantasy.

Mix
Mix
  Cow Doctor
April 11, 2020 10:28 am

A lesbian’s wet dream.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:03 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
April 10, 2020 8:50 pm

Floss Fantasy 2. Just in a better location.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 11, 2020 10:32 am

The wrong bun’s up.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:05 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
April 10, 2020 2:15 pm

Amen

nkit
nkit
  Cow Doctor
April 10, 2020 2:54 pm

I love dogs.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 10, 2020 4:21 pm

Me too!

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
April 10, 2020 9:57 pm

Most dogs are better than most people. Just found out today my youngest GSD girl has 8-9 pups in her due next weekend. We will be whelping them. At 4 weeks or so, you just lie on your back on the floor while pups crawl all over you. It don’t get any better than that!! Is anything in this world better than puppies?? Fuck this coronashit, I’m gonna have puppies to take care of!!

nkit
nkit
  ILuvCO2
April 10, 2020 10:45 pm

God Bless You..I envy you…The picture above is heart-breaking..

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
April 10, 2020 11:42 pm

well this is a classic:

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 10, 2020 2:41 pm

Tested positive.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 10, 2020 4:39 pm

But is it ok to traumatize the cowards that do this to a dog?
Never mind, I don’t need permission.
I won’t be able to get that image out of my head for quite a while.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  YourAverageJoe
April 10, 2020 10:03 pm

YAJ, it is ok, traumatize away. Man, that was a bummer of a Friday fail post. Needs to be dealt with though nkit, just can’t take it though.

nkit
nkit
  ILuvCO2
April 10, 2020 10:47 pm

As I said, it’s heart-breaking but it must be passed on..

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  ILuvCO2
April 11, 2020 12:05 am

No, knit posted a painful but useful message that dogs can’t. it was useful in that it will make us more keen to watch out for those assholes that mistreat their dogs, like niggers that slap their pit bulls around to make them “mean” or the guy who throws his dog in a lake to try to “teach” it to swim and enjoy water.
I could kill them all.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 10, 2020 6:55 pm

It is illegal to dump animals. This is why we have taxpayer funded animal shelters.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
April 10, 2020 8:53 pm

That was uncalled for. I will repost this:

nkit
nkit
  ILuvCO2
April 10, 2020 10:49 pm

One of my dogs heard that and came running into my office…Thanks, ILuvCO2

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 11, 2020 10:39 am

My white Shephard howled for 5 minutes.

nkit
nkit
  nkit
April 10, 2020 11:18 pm

If you can’t love a dog, there is a darkness to your soul..

ColoradoAtPresent
ColoradoAtPresent
  nkit
April 11, 2020 11:54 pm

Once, living for decades 30mi NW of Houston I’d seen many dogs dropped off. You try to care for those who’ll let you near, but can’t take all.
One adopted me one day. She saw me across an undeveloped field from a few hundred yards away and came right home. She was an interesting mix, something of a tall corgi something or another. Wonderful guard dog for my children and a welcome sidekick when I was in the yard. Loyal, faithful, never questioning what you’re up to. I had to put her down 6 or 7 years ago. Of the 9 dogs I’ve had in the last 30 or so years, none have been anything but a blessing. Some dogs, like people have difficult personalities. But a loving master makes the dog what they ultimately become.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:05 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 11, 2020 10:41 am

If you can’t love a beautiful blonde, there is a darkness to your soul.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:10 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 11, 2020 10:51 am

Excuse me ms., I’m a dermatologist, so I’d better take a closer look at your birthmark.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:11 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 10, 2020 2:57 pm

That’s not what I would’ve put in her mouth–though the guard dog makes my balls retract.

Mygirl....Maybe
Mygirl....Maybe
  Bob P
April 10, 2020 4:36 pm

That ain’t no guard dog, that’s a sweetie pie dog….this is a guard dog….
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lurking looker
lurking looker
  Mygirl....Maybe
April 10, 2020 7:34 pm

Do you think two of these might be the reason I don’t have any company dropping by.

Mix
Mix
  Mygirl....Maybe
April 11, 2020 10:54 am

Fluffy, “sit”.

What?
What?
  Mygirl....Maybe
April 11, 2020 8:17 pm

that is one scary looking beast

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:12 pm

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lurking looker
lurking looker
  nkit
April 10, 2020 7:23 pm

Is this what you call “power assisted steering”?

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:12 pm

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TC
TC
  nkit
April 10, 2020 2:53 pm

Cat named Bob by any chance?

Bob P
Bob P
  TC
April 10, 2020 3:10 pm

We call him Long Dong Silver.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:13 pm

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