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While waiting for nkit to do his thing, I’ll pass along a little tidbit. The kids in our neighbourhood have taken to painting uplifting messages on small rocks and placing them in yards by the road for people to read as they walk past; “Have a nice day,” “Smile, be happy,” and similar bits of cloying crap. I decided to join in by painting a message more in keeping with the times; “Get off my fucking lawn,” but much to my shock, the creeping censorship under this Covid-19 regime has reached into my own house in the form of an imperious wife. She informed me, “You’ll do that over my dead body, you ancient sack of shit!” Actually, she didn’t say the last part; I just inferred it from the sparks shooting out of her eyes. I invited her to drop dead so I could get on with my little rock-painting project, and she didn’t even laugh. Her sense of humour is apparently another victim of this virus paranoia. So bring on Friday Fail so we can forget our cares for a little while, and if you’re ever near my place in London, ON, stay off my fucking lawn.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. Barkeep asks why the towel. Ans: Don’t ye know, I’ve got a bounty on me head. Or, I’m just here to pick up a woman and I have the quicker picker upper.
What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday?
Aye matey!
BobP,
where in the heck is your brother Yancey? We need him here.
I said the same a couple of weeks back. Not sure what’s become of him. Hope he returns soon.
Allow me to interpret: “No worse than the fluuuuuuuuuuuu.”
Hare Bass are quick.
So quick he missed a dead fish.
If the fall don’t get ya… the hypothermia will … (close to a darwin award here)
You saved your daughter from the problem you caused. You’re the kind of man the Federal Reserve is looking for.
Wake me up when this F’ng shit is over. I feel just like the raccoon.
Now we know what they are looking for on Oak Island. he he he
Captain, the treasure might not have been worth the loss of half our crew.
I would buy one of those bikes if it could throw that flame out about 100ft. I give it a thumbs up for artistic creativity.
Proud member of the Hell’s Fairies.
Shepherd kitty porn.
Coming soon to a park near you…wrestle,Anita sponsored by the Wuhan
Anita??? That was supposed to be Mania…F’ng autocorrect
Flintstone art.
artist left out “Get off my Fucking lawn.”
Cradle to grave.
Very athletic but still gay.
Whatever you do, don’t play this. I’m down four thousand bucks.
Shadow banking machine
HFT
Who says women don’t know anything about machines or how they work ???
haha my husband always says “women and mechanisms!”
Says guy in black cap – “Yup, she’s back. She did the same damn thing last week…”
Ming Lin Bobbit.
Her parlor sells the unhappy ending.
Now that’s one of the few chink girls you can tell the gender without her hair needing to be long.
I liked how she stroked that zuke before she chopped it in two.
I think my windows will stay dirty.
You left streaks.
I just can’t please you, Bob.
There’s no “pleasin’”Bob from the gist of his comments on Friday.
Ok then
Don’t tell me … another female.
She will never go down, just like my wife.
For the love of God….
A public school product.
The thing is, she just watched how he did it and still had to do it her way.
Why do it the easy way when there’s a more difficult way?? Maybe she continues the ride backwards.
I don’t think he is promoting ” man-splaining”.
Oohhhhh shiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!!
Should’ve used two straps instead of just Juan.
Safer than him being in the cab less than six feet away from the driver.
But, Dad, I learned that from you.
World to the Wuhan
A future TBPer
One way to save on gas.
Hard on the tires, then on the rims.
Wonder what he did to piss the trucker off?
If this happened in NY, he’d be classified as a coronavirus death.
But, but, but, that butt.
Young Mister Epstein.
Just proves, her pants were tight enough to detect the slightest touch. So why wear them so tight if you don’t want to show off what you have in them ? After all, advertising is all about attracting attention.
No one has the heart to tell these retards that there’s no use practicing for the Special Olympics this year.
I’d only give him a 9.0 – didn’t land on his feet. Needs more practice.
thanks for these, especially the christmas cats.
I didn’t realize Carl made the SWAT squad.
Canada’s special forces in training. Day 1.
Honey, why do I discover a dead body in the back yard every time I come home early from work?
Lovely road rash facial.
Fell of in Fargo…finally found the sled in Detroit Lakes.
Would make a great manufacturer’s promo. Our snowmobiles are the toughest ever made; they just keep on going.
The show must go on.
Too much wodka.
If you manage to crash with training wheels on, you’re definitely a Democrat.
Sing with me. “Here she is, Miss Retarded America.”
Perfect illustration of the current state of the country.
Is that Biden’s running mate?
Almost, she isn’t trans or black.
Can’t argue with this. True beauty is on the inside. Have seen this shown by “attractive” women all to often all my life.
Greta?? Is that you?
Shot-bottle wedding.
Dark side of the moon.
Needs a song:
Now that’s just groady to the max.
Looks like somebody really did give a crap.
Gonna need more than Rain-X on your windshield to handle that.
a drive-by pooping
Nice “Slap Shot,” impersonation.
Hershey Highway
They all be ringing the BUDS bell.
Kind of a different version of Bud light.
Canada’s special forces in training. Day 2.
Lawn enema.
It’s all fun and games until someone breaks their coccyx.
Old Fogy Liston goes down on a phantom punch.
Next time read my rock.
pretty amazing that fat boy had enough grip strength to hold on to the rope
What was it the driver said about checking the brake peddle ?
pedal
Who cares that the boy was pissing? No one is allowed in the park! Track this miscreant down and make an example of him!
Kind of a unique way of laying down a false trail, but maybe it will work.
He may want to go get that prostate checked.
Just out marking his territory.
Target spotted. Not wearing a mask. Over …
Open fire? … Roger that.
Just proves they were right. “Be careful what you wish for”.
Didn’t need my eyebrows anyway.
Damn Dolly ! I always thought you were a blond.
Breaking News! Another corona death caught live!
It’s facial day.
Everything is blurry. I’ve had too much whisky.
Or, not enough whisky. That hurt….
Men on roof ignoring the six-foot edict. Crush them before they kill us all!
Were they taken out?
Sniper sniped.
“Boo yeah! Fuck the Flyers!”
Poor little puppy. That mean old kitty is about to make lunch out of your furry little tail.
Has to be Bob’s dog.
I was wondering why my pillow was sticky.
Oh, gross…..
Silly dog. Pillow’s don’t swallow.
No surprise ending.
O K, I’ll fill it up. Some body want to clean that windshield?
And the seat?
Note to self; get brakes fixed.
TOLD you we had just enough gas to make it to the station. Don’t doubt me next time, ok?
Actually hope he didn’t just blow an aneurysm.
When the virus showed up on our shores people just started dropping like flies.
It’s always nice to take nap after a hard days work.